SCP-2213-J

Object #: SCP-2213-J

Object Class: Keter Elucid safe Kelusafe.

Special Containment procesures: Fuck, i dont know keep it away from people

"Thats not a very explanitory containment procesure." -Dr. F███

Description: Well, heres a list of what it can do:

1. lets you fight good

2. bends reality

3. can make us do stuff

4. improves things

5. based on a movie

6. makes you go nuts for no apparent reason.

7. uses up excessive resources

8. excessively refers to other SCPs.

9. can be very pretty

10. It's just fucking lame.

11. Performs OTT (Over The Top)

12. is ancient and evil, so vast that humankind cannot comprehend it,

13. is spherical. Or cubical.

14. leads to some vast dimension of pointlessness where we lose countless amounts of D-Class

15. moves when you dont look at it.

16. is from THE FUTURE!

"12 and 16 contridict eachother" Dr. F███

"Shut the fuck up, no one asked you I dont know, its an SCP, i cant explain it." Dr. C██

17. tells you random information thats all mysterious.

18. is indestructable.

19. caused the INDIAN OCEAN TSUNAMI.

20. can be a Cat or a Dog.

21. talks about some shenanigan the staff did and what terrible punishment awaits if they do it again

22. is a window to another world.

23. can be a Creepy doll