SCP-2258-J

Item #: SCP-2258-J

Object Class: Piece of s██t Euclid

Special Containment Procedure: keep it in a f██king humanoid cell but thats not gunna f██king work because he can f██king teleport. Only f██king level 3 is allowed to access. It eats f██king normal food like a f██king normal human.

Description: Hes a f██king guy who can teleport and when he f██king touches you he f██king makes you mad as s██t and makes you use alot of f██king profanity. He often is a f██king a██hole and a piece of s██t. Whenever he f██king escapes he f██king goes around touching people and making them f██king mad. No one gets f██king kill or s██t but its f██king annoying as s██t. If the f██king person that SCP-2258-J touches does not know any f██king swears, he will use the worst f██king type of word that he f██king can.

The f██king recovery log
SCP-2258 was f██king recovered in f██king ██████, IA by MTF alpha f██king 3 (pysch's)

"sorry for exessive profanity in this file, Dr. ████ was recently touched by SCP-2258, as if you couldn't tell," Dr. █████