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Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be powered off and kept in Site XX storage. Access to SCP-XXX is only to be permitted for testing and research. Any unsupervised use of SCP-XXX is to be treated as a threat.

Description: SCP-XXX is an XXXX brand handheld radio powered by 6 AA batteries. The anomalous properties are not triggered until the radio is powered on. Once powered on, the subject will be greeted by a masculine voice with an English accent. It is unknown if the source of this voice is within the radio, or an actual person in the real world. The voice will request that the subject give a description of a criminal activity they have planned on executing. Once they have finished, SCP-XXX will then respond with criticism such as how they can improve their plan, what they did wrong, and other factors the subject will need to be cautious of. SCP-XXX appears to have an extensive knowledge of crime, and will refuse to answer how when questioned.