SCP-2876

Item #: SCP-2871

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: I am SCP-2871 and I am to be considered a normal person that is treated fairly! Or am I, doc'!?

Description: Me, SCP-2871 left my house, to go find a comfortable couch. There's a hotel, I got no worries now, I walk up those oh so lovely stairs, and sit, and bounce and relax oh so delicately. And this will all happen on my new, comfortable, affordable, steal-able, kill-people-if-anyone-steals-it-from-me-able, you heard me alright you crazy scientists, and oh, don't you try contain me! You gon' fail, and you gon' d