SCP-420-J: The Best ████ In The World

Item #: Man… MAN DATS SUM GOOD ASS ████ MAN.

Special Containment Procedures: Dere's no need to contain dis ████, man

Description: It's da best ████, man. I got it from Jamaica, and it was sooooooooooo good.

Addendum 420-J-A: I need to take a nap, man.