SCP-99948-J "Custard Monster"
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Item #: SCP-99948-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-99948-J is currently uncontainable, due to it's dangerous abilities and powers of travelling via custard. Any reports of SCP-99948-J emerging from any custard bowl at any part of the globe are to be investigated immediately. Any custard company mascots based on SCP-99948-J are to be destroyed and the creator of the meme is to be located, captured, and terminated as soon and as possible by Mobile Task Force "Spankermen". Any personnel that attempt to recreate the mascot are to be terminated as well. Custard is to be illegalized if SCP-99948-J incident frequencies increase.

Description: SCP-99948-J is a vaguely humanoid creature with a disproportionate head, a cone-shaped torso, and a white skin tone. It's head is flawlessly spherical, being rounder than most, if not all objects on earth. The mouth of SCP-99948-J is rather large, and gives its head a Pac-man esque complexion, along with the lack of a nose, a unibrow, and beady, black eyes. It is often reported to give off an odor similar to burning dead cats.
SCP-99948-J-A is force that travels across the universe in the form of a clay dust. once it enters the atmosphere of a planet/planetoid, it finds a nearby flat surface, and materializes into the physical form of a bowl of custard, complete with a silver spoon. In other cases, SCP-99948-J-A would basically "infect" a regular non-anomalous bowl of custard, and turn it into an SCP-99943-J-A instance. Subjects that attempt to eat SCP-99948-J-A's custard are then designated as SCP-99943-J-B.
SCP-99948-J is capable of teleporting to any part of the universe where an SCP-99948-J-A instance is about to get eaten by SCP-99948-J-B. When teleporting from a former SCP-99943-J-A instance to the new one, SCP-99948-J will emerge from SCP-99948-J-A, screaming "CUSTAAAARD!" (in different languages and wearing different attire depending on which country or planet it's at), flailing around. SCP-99948-J will then proceed to pummel SCP-99948-J-B's face, and consume the custard in SCP-99948-J-A. Afterwards, SCP-99948-J-A will return to its non-anomalous state, and SCP-99948-J will then teleport to its next target bowl.

Addendum-01: SCP-99948-J was discovered after reports of "custard monster attacks" arose in Soviet Russia. A mentally disabled d class volunteered to investigate, but was eaten alive by SCP-99948-J when he attempted to eat custard from an SCP-99948-J-A instance.