SCP-XXXX - Giggling Feces [GAW]

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard sound proof containment unit considering it poses no threat to the Foundation unless personnel commence physical contact. If any personnel come in contact with SCP-XXXX they must be sedated and given a class-E amnestic if they show anger or any other aggressive manner.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pile of feces (assumed to be produced by a human) that perpetually emits a sound of an average adult male human (Homo sapien) laughing and wheezing. SCP-XXXXs laughter is always louder than anything that is trying to be louder than SCP-XXXX which can cause extreme hearing problems. If SCP-XXXX comes into physical contact with a subject, the subject will experience a period of heightened emotion such as anger, sadness, happiness, etc., and react expressively in accordance to the emotion experienced. The subject will show emotion in anyway possible be it be, breaking down into laughter, killing themselves, cowering in a corner, or trying to eliminate any animal nearby, etc. A pebble with the words 'Gamers Against Weed' engraved on its surface has been extracted from within SCP-XXXX. A percentage chart of most common emotions shown has been made (see below).

Breaking into laughter: 74%
Grabbing something in attempts to attack: 16%
Attempts to pacify: 6%
Cowering in a corner: 2%
Other: 2%

Test A - ██/██/2017

Subject: Dr. ████
Procedure: Dr. ████ must be put in a cell with SCP-XXXX, flowers, a stress ball, weapons, and other items that resemble emotions.
Results: Dr. ████ kicked observing window out of the frame with a knife, stabbing Agent ███████. Dr. ████ is eliminated along with Agent ███████.
Analysis: Experiment added to file and took into consideration regarding the percentage graph