THIS WAS ONLY MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES DANGIT
SCP stands for Secure.Contain.Protect. Right? Of Coarse it does. Haha, get the SCP-914 joke? Anyways, enough fooling around. I have some things to do. The next tab will show a tale about an incident with multiple Euclid and Keter containment breaches. I made it myself! So, if you want to read the tale, go on and scroll down to the "Tale" tab. Go ahead. Dont be shy. Anyways, before you click it, I wanted to tell you something. 3 Things at least.
#1. DO NOT take it too seriously. This is just a joke.
#2. I am not a kid, but I am just sensitive about cussing. So because of that, there will be no cussing in the tale.
#3. The story/tale contains the following SCPs: [SCP-811, SCP-2059, SCP-682, SCP-106, SCP-1370, SCP-173, SCP-999, SCP-966, SCP-096, SCP-914, SCP-055, SCP-002, SCP-008, SCP-073, SCP-079, SCP-076, SCP-735, SCP-049, SCP-409, SCP-500, SCP-2999, SCP-294, SCP-131-1 and SCP-131-2, SCP-513, SCP-860, SCP-714 Too lazy to add the rest. sorry!]
I really really REALLY hope you enjoy this tale.
Made for: djkaktus, TwistedGears, whoever is reading this, myself, and all the other admins (I dont really know any other exept Djkaktus and TwistedGears if he is even an admin.)
Chapter 1
The Breach and Beginning
Warning! Containment breach! The site was undergoing lockdown, almost all SCPs have escaped, fear was going around. After a few minutes of loafing around, Dr.Parham has managed to find a few survivors out of the darkness. He shined his flashlight torwards the sound, there was a guard and a researcher. "Oh, hey there guys. Managed to find out a way to evacuate?" said Dr.Parham. The guard grumbled, "Nah. The Shy Guy is already chasing after me. I saw his face and I ran to here. It has been a minute even since he started to stop his scream hell and chase me". The researcher had a large cut on his arm and was trying to wrap around a bandage on it. Dr.Parham gasped, and helped the researcher find medical attention. "The SCP-682 did it!" said the researcher. Dr.Parham then said, "Yet another SCP out of containment. I almost thought I caught a glimpse of The shadow guy, but it was just a cloud of darkness. And then I-." SCP-682 roared, interupting Dr.Parham's speech. The roar was so loud you could hear it a mile away. Then, a loud bang could be heard near the door. Dr.Parham told everyone to close their eyes instantly. Everyone in the room did as told. SCP-096 came rushing through the area as fast as a cheetah, while grasping and decapitating the guard's head while ripping it and his body into shreds until it was nothing but a puddle if blood. Red, Disgusting, blood. SCP-096 then ran to the corner of the room with a noise that sounded very tired and scared. Dr.parham grabbed the researcher's arm and ran out of the room all with their eyes closed. after they opened them, they where safe. The researcher was very happy that he didn't die. "Alright. that was a doozy. Cmon, lets go!" screamed Dr.Parham.
Chapter 2
A grumpy lizzard
SCP-682 has destroyed almost all of the power supply. darkness was everywhere. Dr.Parham then walked to the medical center and got a few cigars to smoke while he tried to calm down. "I hate it when this freaking crap happens. It almost freaking happens all the time once the janitors try to reset the power and light power. why do it when there is very little power left when you can only do it when there is no more power at all?" he said in an angry tone. "Well, Its to not waist time." said the researcher. Suddenly, Dr.Parham felt something crawl on his back. He screamed, and threw an orange blob on the ground. "Dont worry. Thats SCP-999. he is allowed to freely roam the facility. he is very friendly too." said the researcher. SCP-999 gurgled, and headed to Dr.Parham. "Well, he doesn't look intimidating anyways." Said Dr.Parham in relief. Suddenly, the power went back on. the window in the door shown something strange behind it. The mysterious figure looked like a crocodile. A giant crocodile. It was SCP-682. SCP-999 reconized the figure and gurgled in a happy tone. SCP-999 opened the door and went out. A loud growl was heard. "Grr… Die you stupid peice of [EXPLETIVE]." said SCP-682. BANG! A loud stomp was heard. then, a gurgle followed by speech. "Aww woes wix eight woo want a wickle wight?" said SCP-999 with bad grammar in it's speech. Laughing could be heard along with gurgling. Then SCP-682 managed to run away from SCP-999 as it followed him. "The coast is clear now." said Dr.Parham. "Oh, I forgot to mention. I am Jake. Jake Egbert." said the researcher. "Good to meet you Jake. I'm Dr. Ben Parham." said Dr.Parham. Something was heard coming out of the wall. The surface of the wall became completely flat, as it began to corrode. SCP-106 emerged from the spot, while laughing in a creepy tone. "Hueh Hueh Hueh".
Chapter 3
Man of Acid
The acid-like substance SCP-106 was producing managed to decay a whole desk and a few papers too. Dr.Parham instantly yelled "RUN!" into Jake's ears and both did what was told. SCP-106 was not fast, but he was chasing them slowly. Very, Very, slowly. The two became tired and started to go slower. SCP-106 was catching up though. Jake then taken a match and lit it. "What are you doing?" Said Dr.Parham. "I am going to make a wall of fire to separate us from the old man." Yelled Jake. Suddenly, SCP-106 almost reached the two until Jake threw a match onto the floor and made a wall of fire between the two and SCP-106. "Nice Try." SCP-106 said as he sank back into the floor, leaving only a puddle of acid and a floor of corroded metal. They finally got away from him. SCP-999 then crawled back to Dr.Parham and Jake, by crawling on the ceiling to dodge the fire. "Well, he made it." said Jake. Suddenly, SCP-999 crawled onto Jake and managed to take out a few lolipops from his pocket. "wun wor woo! wun wor woo! wan wun wor we!" said SCP-999 again with bad grammar. "When wis weach ends wan I wo wu my w-wpppsh-pen?" said SCP-999 trying to speak properly. "Maybe untill 4 hours, maybe 8. Nine. Ten. 2 days, who knows. Lets just try to survive." said Dr.Parham in distress.
Chapter 4
SCP-fan fiction
Dr.Parham, Jake, and SCP-999 where all roaming around the facility for 20 minutes until they spotted a public office cell. There where multiple computers, fully funtioning and even had fully functioning games installed on the desktops of each one. SCP-999 and Jake decided to play some games for a while. SCP-999 played a copy of SCP-245 and Jake played pokemon sapphire on a downloaded emulator. While they where playing the games, Dr.Parham went on the SCP foundation website and searched for some SCPs to read so he can know which SCP he encounters is which. He clicked on series 2 (1000 - 1999) and clicked on SCP-1048 "Builder Bear" and began to read it. after a while, Dr.Parham, SCP-999, and Jake then walked back down another corridor and encountered the SCP-005 containment chamber. They opened the door and saw that SCP-005 was not inside. after a while of searching, they found a dead Class-D with a paper next to it saying, "TEH HOROR, TEH HOROR OF MY FILTHEH CLOTHEZ". The Class-D was also holding SCP-005. "There it is!" said Jake. Dr.Parham then picked up SCP-005 and placed it back in containment. "There! That is where the skeleton key belongs now for the moment." said Dr.Parham. Suddenly, something came bursting out of the public office room. It was Dr.Bright! he was carrying an iPad with text on it saying, "U FRIKIN W0T M8. GIT FED 2 SIX ATE TU". Dr.Bright repeatedly kept saying NOPE over and over until he finaly said something else. "SCREW SCP-732!" He screamed in distress. Dr.Bright then threw the iPad on the floor and stomped on it. "Sorry about that. It had an SCP-732 virus on it. Its like a malware but it makes everything in broken english, spanish, japanesse, asian, african, no matter the language, it always makes it broken." said Dr.Bright.
Chapter 5
The Cluster of flesh
Dr.Parham was confused. He never heard of SCP-732 before. Jake then managed to find some information of it on the website. "Ehh, its like a computer virus that makes everything like fanfiction but with a form of broken language." said Jake. "I guess i should be finding the evacuation shelter. Cya around!" said Dr.Bright in a rushed tone. SCP-999 gurgled, and followed Dr.Bright down the corridor. "Hey, you know where the evacuation shelter is?" said Dr.Parham. "Nah, but im looking for it with my monkey brain." Dr.Bright yelled. Dr.Parham and jake decided to follow Bright and find the exit untill something blocked their path. It looked like a blob of flesh. It was SCP-2059. No one knows what it wad doing out, but it managed to grab Jake and started to remove his skin. SCP-2059 was absorbing the flesh of Jake, and it was hopeless. Dr.Parham them tried to cut SCP-2059 from Jake by throwing a knife, but it was too late. Jake was turned into a peice of SCP-2059 with his skin and hair discarded from his body. SCP-2059 then moved out of the way and into the next corridor after the kinfe hit him. Dr.Parham then quickly ran torwards the SCP-714 chamber and tried to hide. He was successful. He grabbed SCP-714 off of the stand and put it on, hoping it would immunize him from SCP-2059. SCP-2059 has broke down the door and tried to connect to Dr.parham, but failed. SCP-714 was already preventing the affects. SCP-2059 seemed confused and angry. "Why wont you connect to me? Why are you not with me?" said SCP-2059. Dr.Parham then yelled. "Get the freaking heck out of here you blob of disgusting flesh!" he said. SCP-2059 seemed insulted, but gave up and crawled away.
Chapter 6
A jade ring to live further.
Chapter 6 is not done yet because i did not have enough time. But it will come soon. Sorry!
TO BE CONTINUED
Garry: The story seems like it would be an interesting idea, and I know that you said in the intro that "DO NOT take it too seriously. This is just a joke", but I believe, with some work, you can turn this into a more serious tale and people will like it much more.
In terms of plot, this story tells me that a containment breach with majority keter/euclid class scips is a walk in the park. To me, this just seems like an episode of robot chicken, SCP edition. You should really fix this. How I would begin to fix this issue, is to explain how the containment breach happened. Was there a system failure? Did someone purposely release the scips? An accident? I would also write more; add more in each chapter, and create more then one paragraph.
Edit: I didn't realize that this post is 224 days old, but I will post this here anyways for the fixes, plus my critique. If the Author wants me to finish my critique on here, you should notify me.
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