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[[Horror Of The Fan]
The writing pattern is a PARODY of SCP-049
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-0000 is to be inside a small cage at all times, inside Site-██. If any suspicious behavior is suspected, Dr. Amimtom and Dr. Mon are to be in charge. If any personal is to be attacked, there would be one armed guard to arrive.

Description: SCP-0000 is a homemade, possessed fan which has a thin body and a large, round head. It appears to change color when ever it pleases to. It also has numerous blood vessels around it, and they will randomly bleed at times.

When any living creature is nearby SCP-0000, it can make an arm out of it's middle of its neck, and the SCP has attempted to choke it's personals. It's almost physically impossible to remove any parts in it, and if any person makes any contact on it, they will start to feel impulsive heat waves and pain, with a fatality case of heat waves. The Fan also moves when it's ever turned on, and it speaks in an authentic, deep voice with an Arabic accent. It's also lethally violent by having it's blades appear to grow in size and having it's safe shutter temporally be somehow gone, to attack any nearby, breathing animals.

The songs: Saint Pepsi-Enjoy Yourself and WHAM!-Wake me up before you go; will sometimes be played by the SCP, usually in times when it's been awhile since the last test on it.

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SCP-0000: While Yawning This place is worse than Hel-

Dr. Amimtom: He crashes into the floor while spilling his cup of coffee, creating a rather loud noise.

Dr. Amimtom: You little apple-scented-feces-killing-machine can SPEAK?

SCP-0000: It's should be more surprising that you could speak, you little dummy.

Dr. Amimtom: Coming back to his senses: Wait, who are you?

SCP-0000: I am the evil inside you

Dr. Amimtom: While looking at his chest Really?

SCP-0000: Of course not, I was given a deal, to either become a fan or to go to Hell.

Dr. Amimtom: But why a fan?

SCP-0000: While manically chuckling I knew you get your head winder there! Laughter Intensifies

Dr. Amimtom: calmly Tell me more about yourself.

Scp-0000: I'm just a sinner cast down to earth to be inside this cell and kill random humans sent by people like you. I'm a trickster, a devil's minion, just for the fun of it.

Dr. Amimtom: b-b-But why?

SCP-0000: Just like sin, it's infinitely addictive, there's no end, but a bit of satisfaction, and I, the little fool have been caught in a trap of this. But! Tell you what, it feels awesome to be a fan!

{Since multiple people have arrived at the scene, SCP-0000 decided to be silent. Further ways to lure it to talk didn't work.}
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Closing Statement: "We have since discovered that this tool has it's five senses. We still don't know what the SCP meant by it's "Devil deal" and it's "addictive sin" disorder. We will try our best on it."

—I literally wrote this when a fan was directly in front of me
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.
IGNORE THIS, I KNOW I CAN MAKE TABS.


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[[GAPWIDE]]
Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3262 is to always be locked in a small, wooden room, with a tiny lockbox surrounding it. It can only opened by a level 3 personal or higher. The lockbox has a secret password which includes: ████-████-██████. This box of this SCP is to be secured often around the small room, because of the fact that it can seduce people to a technological intercourse, causing the SCP to reproduce; similar to a simple cell. Because of this, an unarmed guard is always just outside of the room. If the unarmed guard gets into trouble in any way, Dr.██████ is to be alerted at the moment. The SCP's alternative name is GAPWIDE, and is often considered as a "lady".

Description: Gapwide is not a living organism, but a technological one, it's seemingly made out of cheap, worn out, dark blue-pinkish metal. If ever put into a person's head, it will likely changes its color to a brown, from a mix of all the rainbow colors. Gapwide is a feet long and a feet wide. The numbers and dashes 5/17/2004 is seemingly scarred out on the left part of the organism; even though it was found in ████. While, the words "SO WRONG, FOR US!" is inscribed on the right part of mechanism. This SCP was originally found in Nacogdoches, Texas, United States. Back then, the words: "ALTRU KM=LIVE OS" were written on the front. They have since been gone, mysteriously.

When GapWide is put on a person's head, the person will suddenly gets symptoms of being high and the user gets temporary "stoned" effects. The victim's mind also gets "available" to anyone the user is in straight of. This means that the people who are caught in the line of the "Gapwided" person become zombie-like slaves to that victim and listens to everything to that victim says in his mind. However, this doesn't work if there's nearby wood, of any kind. And, if those zombie-like slaves have anyone in their straight line, it will spread. There is no limit to how much slaves, so it could lead to everyone. Babies, Animals and plants can not be affected by this. There is no way to stop a Zombie-like slave unless you eliminate them. While the Gapwided victim is forcibly forbid to talk and has the disability to hear. The only way to stop a Gapwided victim, to otherwise change it all, is to make the opposite sex kiss the Gapwided victim-in the back.

Multiple tests have been done with this SCP. The first one is beyond more intense than the others.


Victim1 is too be sent in to the middle, with the instructions to think simple tasks

Victim 2 is to be sent directly in front of victim 1, while being prepared to be a slave

Kisser 1 is to be behind the Victim 1 at all times, in order to kiss the Victim 1

Dr.████: Shall we start? Places and orders everyone!

Victim 1: *Puts on the GAPWIDE*

Victim 2: Stands in front of Victim 1

Victim 2 and Kisser 1 are raising questions about abandoning the test.

Victim 2: Open the door, this SCP is taking a break!

Dr.████: In first thought, no. In second thought, yes, before anything goes wrong. May you take out that stupid Gapwide of yours, Victim 1?

Victim 1 attempts to take out that stupid Gapwide of his.

Door opens, slowly.

Victim 2: Help! HELP, I'M TURNING! CLOSE THE DO-

Kisser 1 attempts to kiss Victim 1.

Victim 1 quickly looks back, turning Victim 1 to a slave of his own.

Dr.████ TAKE YOUR GUN OUT, STUPID GUARD!

The guard, yet armed at the time, started to become a slave too, only putting a few bullets at Victim 1.

Door is completely shut.

The zombie-like slaves have started to do stupid things, from rapidly hitting the floor hard and shouting to "NOT KILL US, FIND A GOOD KISSER!" to "JUST KILL US

Dr.████ had to abandon the mission in fear.

In a few days, toxic gases were released in the room, killing every victim, the kisser, and the guard.After using the GAPWIDE, many effects will take place:
Vomiting
Possible Depression
Stress-related diseases
Excessive head Pain
Years of horrible nightmares