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A non-mementic recreation of a sample from SCP-X-J. Unecessary text hidden.

Item#: SCP-X-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The object housing SCP-X-J is to be kept in a re-enforced 25cm x 25cm x 25cm lead container, bolted shut. The box is to be kept in a standard containment high security vault, equipped with video surveillance of the interior and exterior of the room 24 hours a day. Batteries are to be replaced on all recording equipment weekly. It is to be relocated to a different Site every 2 months and the Containment Procedures repeated at each Site. The object housing SCP-X-J are to be charged every 3 days within the containment chamber by a portable charger and then said charger destroyed. SCP-X-J-1 is not be brought within 6 miles of SCP-X-J-1 under any circumstances. No further action is needed unless SCP-X-J undergoes a Tinnitus Event. See Addennum X-J-Alpha.

Site 20, located in ██████, Siberia, is to be outfitted with a standard humanoid containment cell and SCP-X-J-1 placed inside it. A minimum of 15 guards will be placed on site to ensure SCP-x-J-1 does not attempt to breach containment. In event of a containment breach, guards are authorised to use the appointed dart guns to non-lethally detain and contain it. Meals will be provided twice, daily.

All unauthorised requests made by SCP-X-J-1 should be ignored.

Description: SCP-X-J is the cellphone belonging to SCP-X-J-1, formerly known as Dr Rivers of the Mobile Task Force Zuma. The anolomus properties of SCP-X-J manifests as a series of texts to and from SCP-X-J-1 and ████ █████.These texts show SCP-X-J-1 interacting in a romantic way with another person, even though HE STILL TOTALLY LOVES ME. The texts are completely convincing to readers, even when presented with ALL the evidence that disputes their truthfulness. Like SERIOUSLY even that picture of us hiking through the Everglades hasnt convinced anyone that this makes no sense! COME. ON.

SCP-X-J-1 is a humanoid entity, who goes by the name of "Alexander Rivers." However, h̶e̶ it is also known by the name of Alex, Lex Luthor, Sexy Lex, Ally-Poo, Roaring Rivers, The Nile River (because he has a really big [REDACTED], "My Snuggleface Boy Toy, and more recently, by "freaking asshole." SCP-X-J-1 shows no anomolous effects on it's own, but is most affected by SCP-X-J and is kept in containment to keep SCP-X-J's mementic effect from spreading.

SCP-X-J creates a highly powerful mementic effect giving the illusion that makes SCP-X-J-1 thinks it is over between us, and as such, SCP-X-J and SCP-X-J-1 should be kept apart at all times.

Addendum X-J Alpha: A Tinnitus Event is activated when the phone housing SCP-X-J begins to make sounds consistent with ringing or receiving a new notification. When this event happens, the Site Director Dr Walters is to be called immediately and granted access to the containment chamber. As the only one immune to the mementic effects of SCP-X-J it is safe for her to read any new texts that may be added to SCP-X-J.