Snipes's Sandbox
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Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Embla Ludilo1

Special Containment Procedures: No methods currently exist to contain the entity known as SCP-001-1 due to the nature of SCP-001-2. Any items found outside SCP-001-2 that are confirmed to have originated from within SCP-001-2 are to be given SCP status and contained at the appropriate site. Any mail sent from the address of SCP-001-2 is to be forwarded to Sauk County Postage, a Foundation front company located at Site-00.
Due to the nature of SCP-001-2, no attempts are to be made to restrict SCP-001-3 from entering SCP-001-2.

Description: SCP-001 is the collective designation for an anomalous humanoid believed to suffer from extreme levels of psychosis, (SCP-001-1) a factory believed to be the origin point for every anomalous object created under the "Dr Wondertainment" trademark, (SCP-001-2) and a group of anomalous humanoids belonging to the group of interest Are We Cool Yet? that are employed by Dr Wondertainment. (SCP-001-3)
SCP-001-1 is a male humanoid of variable ethnicity and age. The original appearance of SCP-001-1 is believed to be that of 4̡͟3̵ ͟͜͝͠y̵̸͘͞ę̢͡á͡͡r̶̸̨͢-͏̸̀o̵̶l̸̀͟d̨̕͠ ̸́͝I͏̨s̷͜͡a̵̢̡̛͞i̢͢҉a͏̶̡a͢҉͏̢à̶͟a͝a̸̛a̡̛͜͠a̢à̵͠͡ą͜҉͝҉a̵̧̧̧͟a̕à͜͡a̧̛͝a̛̕a͏͜a̢͏͡á̶̛͘͢á̧̧͟͝a͡͏͢͏͏a̶̷̧͡a̢͟a͝͞҉͡a͡á̵̷̢̧a̸̡͜͠………………………………

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Born in 1973 to Miranda and Jackson Crawford, little Isaiah always had quite the inventive mind.
His parents often remarked that he was "the brightest kid in all of Wisconsin!"
He even won the local science fair with a project he called "Dragon Snails."
Everyone loved him for combining wonder and entertainment, so he grew up to become Dr Wondertainment!
He now spreads joy and excitement to all the children of the world!
This origin story brought to you by Dr Wondertainment™
©1995-2017 All Rights Reserved.

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…….ah Crawford, an Indian male from Reedsburg, Wisconsin. Crawford was reported missing in 1990 after creating a "wonderful teleporter-thingy.2"
SCP-001-2 is a factory located at ████-████ ████████ St in Baraboo, Wisconsin. The exterior of SCP-001-2 is completely covered in violet paint. The property line of SCP-001-2 is 54.8m x 73.7m, with a 2.5m high chain-link fence surrounding the entire facility. The building appears to be 10 stories tall3. Personnel not currently associated with Dr Wondertainment report an inability to cross past the entryway, claiming the factory to be surrounded by an impenetrable barrier. Attempting to enter via vehicle will result in [REDACTED], resulting in the death of the subject, destruction of the rear of the vehicle, or both.
SCP-001-1 Supposedly resides on the top floor of SCP-001-2.
SCP-001-3 are the employees of SCP-001-2, all of which also belong to the group of interest Are We Cool Yet? and are thought to be responsible for the anomalous effects of items under the Dr Wondertainment brand. How Crawford came to know the organization Are We Cool Yet? is unknown.

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There we go, enough of that bullshit. If anyone is gonna spread the information of SCP-001 and Wondertainment, it's gonna be ME, Isaiah Crawford. First thing you should know: I met the leader of AWCY at an art exhibition being held by them, and we hit it off. I showed him what I did, and he said his gang could make the toys better. He agreed to give me anartists as employees, and that was that. The Factory is in fact 10 stories tall. That is all the information needed from me at the moment. Oh, before I go, there's something I need to leave here.

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Name Description of Person Description of Mister Classification
Johnathan Archer 27 year old caucasian male, 1.8m tall, 68kg in weight. Black hair, blue eyes. An anomalous caucasian male lacking a head, able to wear anything requiring a head. Observing his headlessness causes a feeling of disconnect from the viewer and their body. Able to mimic abilities that require a head, with the exception of sight. SCP-2287
Arthur Kaisec 33 year old caucasion male, 1.6m tall, 63kg in weight. Brunette, green eyes. A male of indeterminate ethnicity that activates with a key. Upon activation, subject will undergo the entire human lifespan within 75 minutes. SCP-1007

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Database File: SWN-001-1-S88


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Database Identification: SWN-001-1-S88

Classification: Mary Sue

Clearance Level: O5-10

In-Universe Name: Gecko Ross

Out-of-Universe Name: Geno A. Rossi

IU Description: O5-10 ("Agent Gecko") is a male in his early 20s suffering from advanced SCP-217 infection. Eyes are covered in brass goggles, face covered with a black mask. Fingers end in sharp, silver claws and hands are covered by combat gauntlets. Preferred weapon is a tactical axe kept at his side. Clothing always consists of a black shirt, brown jacket, jeans, and black, leather boots. Bones have been replaced with silver replications, vital organs replaced with various electronic components. Hair has been replaced with a nylon polymer.

OOU Description: I am a male teenager at time of making this, still in highschool. Long, dirty blond hair, brown eyes, a mustache that can't settle on being there or not, and a smile that is not pleasant. At time of writing, I'm around 5'6" and ~150lbs. I am out of shape, weak, but a decent tank11 and great at soccer.