Snowshoe Chronicles

Herein find the chronicles recorded of the Snowshoe, who looks promising for mastery of snark.
I personally dislike saving SCP's to laugh at later, but sometimes something arises where saving the entries can be for the greater good.
In this case, it's to save these posts before they are lost to the sands of time.

Addendum: I should've made this an archive for really good comments in general. I wish I had Echo's comment on that tale that was glorious. Maybe I'll hunt and see if someone else copied it down.




Okay, author, hear me out bro. Imma get on your level, we're gonna have a sincere heart to heart here. Come on man, make eye contact.

So yeah. This is pretty much entirely a Gary Stu. This is a bad idea, and I don't know that there really is a good way to execute this. Everything was kind of lacking. Reviewing the top rated articles would probably be a very very good idea.




Well, there's not really a whole lot to say here. I want to say it's shorter than my thumb, but I have little stubby fingers, so it isn't. It's the length of my thumb. That's still too short. Far too short.

You should probably definitely run these by either the forums or the chat before you post them. Two in less than a day is kind of ridiculous, maybe you should wait a week or a month or so before you post your next one. I'm not saying wait that long to try again, just use that time to get review.

On the article: you have a lot of typos. Like one a sentence. It's sort of ridiculous. I think running a spellcheck in word or google docs (does google docs have spellcheck? I think it does…) would clear most of these up, so you might consider doing one of those.




Aright dude, I'm gonna do that thing I do where I talk to people in a way they can understand. Like, we're gonna communicate. Meaningfully.

Why?



I missed the SCP this was on. It was self deleted before I got home to collect it, thanks to infinity421 for copying the below in. I thought it lost.





So I've been thinking lately. I've been thinking about… Slugs. Alright?






I just want you all to know that froyo is still delicious at ten in the morning. It is also a healthy and nutritious way to start your day.





Well then.

Also, fixed an spc mixup.




Hi.

It might be nice if there was some form of justification for the excessive resources dumped into security. I think there's some potential here, but I'm really not sure where you could go to improve it. It's kind of all over the place.