Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures (Archived): SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a Type-IV Biological Containment Chamber. The chamber is to be guarded at all times by two agents with Level 2 Clearance or higher.

Any unauthorized personnel attempting to enter the chamber are to assumed to be instances of SCP-XXXX-3. They shall be detained in a standard humanoid containment unit for two weeks. If any symptoms are shown they are to be placed within SCP-XXXX's chamber, if not they shall be interrogated and disciplined as necessary.

Once per week D-class personnel will enter the containment chamber and extract SCP-XXXX-2 from within the cell. SCP-XXXX-2 will be stored in biological storage units and taken to the Site-5 to be processed.

Every February 29th the two guards are to enter the Containment Chamber. They are then to use their firearms to terminate SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-3 are not to be harmed during this process. Once SCP-XXXX is terminated, its remains are to be incinerated. SCP-XXXX-3 instances are then contained within a standard humanoid containment unit for two weeks, and shall be released if they no longer display symptoms.

The containment unit is then to be sterilized and SCP-XXXX returned to containment.


SCP-XXXX is a Han Chinese, cis female humanoid of approximately 155 cm in height and 48 kg in weight.

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A photo of SCP-XXXX, taken by Agent Larry D. Moore

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has been requisitioned by an SCP Foundation front under investigations of prostitution charges. SCP-XXXX-1 is contained in a humanoid containment chamber at Site-78.

As of 01/10/2016, SCP-XXXX has been reopened. Guests of SCP-XXXX are to be recorded by the onsite Task Force Kappa-Gamma-Zeta("Love Less"). Task Force Kappa-Gamma-Zheta is tasked with the research into and dissemination of effective contraceptives to guests of SCP-XXXX. In order to keep SCP-XXXX operating in high regards, Task Force Kappa-Gamma-Zeta is authorized to use Foundation funds and resources to reasonably fulfill guest requests.

SCP-XXXX-1 has been given authorization to continue operating SCP-XXXX as its owner. It is expected to comply fully with requests from Task Force Kappa-Gamma-Zeta.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a hotel and casino building on ███ ██████████ ████, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America. It is referred to as the "Love Crafting Hotel & Casino" and is owned by a Caucasian humanoid of 180 cm and 64 kg, referred to as SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1's legal name is "Jeremy Stokes" but only responds to the colloquial term "Belle, Southern". SCP-XXXX attracts a significant population of anomalous entities(referred to collectively as SCP-XXXX-2), averaging approximately 200 guests at any one time. However, SCP-XXXX is large enough to house up to 2500 guests. SCP-XXXX also contains two restaurants, three bars, and a group of more permanent anomalous residents collectively referred to as SCP-XXXX-3.

It is unknown how SCP-XXXX-2 arrive to SCP-XXXX. The most common appearance is walking into the lobby of SCP-XXXX, with no evidence of existing before the moment of entering. SCP-XXXX-2 primarily focus on gambling and spending winnings on the available restaurants and bars provided by SCP-XXXX. A significant proportion of the SCP-XXXX-2 population purchase sexual services from SCP-XXXX-3.

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Avery Solace stared at the manilla folder in their hand. An ichor coated Agent Lament slung his arms over their neck, watching from over their shoulder. For the first time since their last accident, Dr. Solace found themselves in a position where they were wanted on a team. "Last Hope"- a fitting name.

In the darkness of their room, Dr. Solace undressed, laid down on the bed, and stared at the ceiling. From the corner of their vision, their hallucination sat on the edge of their bed to watch them attempt sleep.

"Skipping on your meds again, Avery? I feel so wanted," the facsimile of Agent Lament laughed, a noise that resembled something soft and fluffy slowly dying.

Dr. Solace didn't respond. Instead, they dwelt.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment unit. SCP-XXXX requires three meals a day and water when requested. Approximately 8 hours afer SCP-XXXX falls asleep, it is to be woken up via Procedure XXXX-A XXXX-B XXXX-C XXXX-D.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an intersex human of approximately 19 years of age and indeterminate ethnicity. SCP-XXXX is related to a phenomenon referred to as SCP-XXXX-A, which is related to several entities referred to as SCP-XXXX-B. It is occasionally incapable of discerning being asleep from being awake and is otherwise behaviorally normal.

When SCP-XXXX goes to sleep or enters a state of sleepiness, it will cause the manifestation of SCP-XXXX-A which will in turn cause the manifestations of SCP-XXXX-B instances. SCP-XXXX-A is the phenomenon that allows for any room it manifests in to be anomalously affected by SCP-XXXX's dreams or thoughts. SCP-XXXX-A will disappear when SCP-XXXX wakes up or enters a wakeful state.

SCP-XXXX-B instances are entities that are brought into existence as a result of SCP-XXXX-A. SCP-XXXX-B instances are not considered hostile. SCP-XXXX-B instances are not known to cause permanent effects. SCP-XXXX-B instances are considered hostile to the Foundation and will both attack Foundation personnel and attempt to keep SCP-XXXX in a sleeping or near-sleeping state.

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A photo of an iteration of SCP-XXXX-1.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is considered a currently uncontained phenomenon, although it is possible to mitigate SCP-XXXX by temporarily containing SCP-XXXX-1. Containment of SCP-XXXX focuses on reducing knowledge of SCP-XXXX to the public, the containment of SCP-XXXX-1 instances, and the recording of civilians that interact with SCP-XXXX.

Mobile Task Force Theta-Alpha ("Animal Control") is tasked with finding and delivering SCP-XXXX-1 instances to a nearby site. Each site is fitted with a room containing perches suitable for a medium-sized bird in order to serve as containment. On-site Task Force Theta-Beta ("Birdbrains") are dispersed amongst all sites in order to examine and record messages attached to instances of SCP-XXXX-1.

Mobile Task Force Theta-Theta ("Uncouriers") is tasked with disinformation and appropriate amnestic application to civilians that witness SCP-XXXX. It is also tasked with the investigation of possible Persons of Interest related to the creation and maintenance of SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an global phenomenon that can only be witnessed and physically contained in approximately three hour time periods around sunrise and sunset. SCP-XXXX appears to be an anomalous method of message transportation, physically appearing as instances of SCP-XXXX-1.

SCP-XXXX-1 are anomalies resembling doves. SCP-XXXX-1 instances are not believed to be biological and can appear as any number of bird-like body parts in various colors when moving. Each instance is capable of delivering a specific message through physical contact. All instances behave similarly, flying in direct paths towards what is theorized to be intended recipients to each message and avoiding physical contact with non-recipients when possible.

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Containment of SCP-XXXX is focused upon maintaining emotional stability and preventing SCP-XXXX from practicing self-harm. SCP-XXXX has been adequately contained in a standard humanoid containment unit.

It is to receive a counseling session of at least three hours weekly, preferably with Dr. Njoku if available. The purpose of this counseling session is twofold: the first is to help maintain emotional stability and the second is to attempt successful extraction of useful information. For the second purpose, Dr. Njoku has been granted permission to form a close, emotional bond with SCP-XXXX.

Because SCP-XXXX does not require sustenance, food and drink may be provided as a reward for appropriate behaviors.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid of indeterminable height, weight, sex and age. It takes the form of multiple different humans depending on a given context. Attempts at recording the height, weight, race, sex and age of each form have universally failed in the form of spontaneous data loss, freak malfunction in measuring equipment, or other unexplained phenomena. This is believed to be one of SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects. Attempts to discern a base form have failed.

SCP-XXXX suffers from persistent delusions and hallucinations, usually in the form of mistaking humans with people from its past. It is believed that SCP-XXXX has information on multiple anomalies, Groups of Interest, and various academic fields. Dr. Njoku has theorized that if SCP-XXXX recovered from its current mental state, it could provide valuable information to the Foundation.

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs] I cannot bury data DONE sapient stranger delusionDONE boogeyman idea SCRAPPED demigod trying to understand the human experience DONE Cthulhu f'UCK OFF What if mortality was an accident? Let's do this
Never ending moment of childness
<Soulless> new SCP idea: modern kelpie. A kelpie is a beautiful horse that drowns people by convincing them to ride them into a lake, a modern kelpie makes a pretend ARG and convinces a person to go somewhere, where they disappear
Oneroi collective x nobody
oneroi collective x wondertainment
oneroi collective -> immigration
<Soulless> new SCP idea: a word thief, a person that happens to bump through you/walk through you, and suddenly you lose chunks of your vocabulary

<Faminepulse> soulless write a ghost that fucks thoughts
<Soulless> Faminepulse: what
<Faminepulse> you heard me cousin
<Soulless> like has sex with thoughts
<Soulless> or messes up thinking?
<Faminepulse> no
<Faminepulse> like
<Faminepulse> the thoughts

  • Conwell was a Robutt before it was cool.

<Faminepulse> like
<Randomini> this summer, Casper the Friendly Ghost is: Thoughtfucker
<Soulless> Please explain further
<Randomini> coming to theatres boxing day
<Faminepulse> mmm, i like yo anxiety and car payment medley
<Faminepulse> ima get in dat shit
<Soulless> Faminepulse: So it has sex with your thinking patterns?

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