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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: For the sake of brevity, in this document, persons born in New England1, or who have ever resided within New England for at least 30 consecutive days (including temporary residence due to military service, university study, incarceration, etc.) will be designated XXXX-DISQ.

Under no circumstances will any XXXX-DISQ be assigned to SCP-XXXX. The building and surrounding grounds constituting the physical form of SCP-XXXX (designated Site-XXXX) are to be acquired by a Foundation front company incorporated in the state of Mississippi. Under no circumstances will any XXXX-DISQ serve as a director, executive, or shareholder of this company.

Should any personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX acquire XXXX-DISQ status, they are to be considered no longer assigned to SCP-XXXX, retroactive to the beginning of such status. If on the grounds of Site-XXXX, they are to leave the site immediately by the fastest possible means, without stopping or deviating from the fastest route for any reason. Site-XXXX is itself located in the New England state of [REDACTED]; hence, personnel on-site at Site-XXXX will, after serving on-site for no more than 15 consecutive days, rotate to off-site duty at a post outside of New England for at least 15 consecutive days.2.

At all times, one staffer designated the "messenger" will be posted at the entrance to SCP-XXXX-1. The messenger is to act as an intermediary between SCP-XXXX-2 and the site director; at the request of either of these entities, the messenger will verbally convey a message to the other.3 It is essential that the messenger follow Protocol-XXXX (attached) precisely, and that they display a respectful and formal demeanor when interacting with SCP-XXXX-2.

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