SpookyPizza's Radical Sandbox
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SCP-XXXX: SCP-XXXX
Keter Class: Keter
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Descriptive Description: SCP-XXXX
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: N/A
Special Containment Procedures: The cause of SCP-XXXX is to be found immediately. If one or more individuals are responsable for the creation of instances of SCP-XXXX. The creator(s) and or perpetrator(s) of SCP-XXXX are to be located and taken into immediate Foundation custody.
If one or more AIs are found responsible for the creation of SCP-XXXX, their source code is to be traced and permanently removed from the SCP Foundation database through software recognition programs. Individuals responsable for the creation SCP-XXXX generating AIs are to be dealt with in a manner similar to that of the above.
If aforementioned reasons do not apply, only the following procedures are to be used. Further security measures are to be utilized to protect the Foundation database. Instances of SCP-XXXX are to be removed through automatic programs. All SCP series pages are to be embedded within highly complex code. Addition of code-names are to be made through predetermined algorithms. Original titles before their replacement with SCP-XXXX are to remembered through paper documents.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the sudden replacement of SCP codenames within the SCP Foundation database with alternate titles. Instances of SCP-XXXX often provoke laughter within its readers. Humor found within instances of SCP-XXXX closely what is coloquially referred to as internet memes ranging from 2015-2017. This type of humor is often found on popular social media and image-sharing boards and sites such as Imgur, Tumblr, 4chan, Reddit, and Twitter.
Following the removal of an instance of SCP-XXXX, the given instance of SCP-XXXX reappears onto its previous slot after three minutes and 38 seconds, rendering any removal of SCP-XXXX unfeasable.. It is currently impossible to detect the cause behind the generation of instances of SCP-XXXX. Any evidence which could link its creation to a PoI is subsequently removed on the page's history, code, and user detection software.
SCP-XXXX only manifests itself within the SCP Foundation database. Several mobile task forces, document, or report titles and code-names which would be viewed as instances of SCP-XXXX have been confirmed by personnel responsable for their titles or code names as intentional. SCP-XXXX has not been shown to affect databases maintained by other groups of interest.
Instances of SCP-XXXX are widely present within the Series III and Series IV nicknames, titles, and code-names database. Instances of SCP-XXXX are rarely reportedly found within Series I and Series II respective title databases. According to recent studies, the appearance of instances of SCP-XXXX has been increasing at 1.25x per article logged into the SCP Foundation database. Due to this increase, it is presumed that each SCP title or code-name logged into the Series IX database will be replaced by an instance of SCP-XXXX.
Instances of SCP-XXXX often correspond to SCPs which have been deemed of high priority to the Foundation, this excludes all X000 SCPs. SCP-XXXX rarely affects SCP titles corresponding to SCP numerated designations with humorous connotations, such as XX69 or X420. All instances of SCP-XXXX contain a vague connection to the corresponding SCP. Instances of SCP-XXXX correlating to the origin, trait, and present or future state of the SCP have been used as way to discover aspects of certain anomalies which were previously unknown.
The cause of SCP-XXXX is currently unknown to the Foundation. Due to certain traits of SCP-XXXX, Foundation personnel have connected it to GoI-042 (Gamers Against Weed), all contacted members of the aforementioned group of interest have denied the claim. All personnel within the Foundation have been searched for possible connections to SCP-XXXX, so far all investigations have ended inconclusive.
Occurrences of SCP-XXXX regularly hinder Foundation objectives and missions when involved, often decreasing focus and attention within personnel. This has lead to a high drop of Series III and Series IV numerated SCP code-name usage within the Foundation. SCP-XXXX also demonstrates the capacity to improve overall morale within the Foundation. Several sentient and sapient anomalies informed of the effect of SCP-XXXX to their original non-numerated designations have highly changed in behavior.
On the XX/XX/2017, the appearance rate of instances of SCP-XXXX has increased. However, this rate is highly erratic, ranging from 30% increase from each SCP-XXXX instance to 150%. increases. These appearance rates do not affect Series III-IV SCP titles, Series I-II SCP titles are highly perturbed from this change. This rate only affects titles of recently discovered SCPs placed into the aforementioned categories following the removal of a Series I-II SCP through O5 Council vote.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
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1. A sandwich that was developed by a dictator in a third world country to educate and feed its citizens and condition them through subtle propaganda. The sandwich duplicated itself rapidly, and after the death of the dictator, it lost its propaganda tool purpose. It eventually took over the world by storm and due to its sheer number, the sandwich made people use pleonasms and antitheses when they turned rotten.
2. A random PoI creates a viral meme that make people perceive Sealand where it isn't in government documents, newspapers, and it even replaces national anthems. It creates chaos, anarchy, and confusion within the world. The king of Sealand has nothing to do with this and even opposes what the PoI did. Eventually in a letter sent from the future, it is revealed that Sealand becomes a world superpower thanks to accidental imports, annexations, and trade relations.
3. The Foundation discovers the replacement of SCP codenames with funny and weird titles within Series IV. They eventually realize that on their own, they can't do anything to stop its spread. In a desperate manner, they create "Objective: Cleanpost" which aims to locate who is responsable behind this catastrophy. Meanwhile, they aim to hide these aforementioned codenames.
RP Stuff
Name: Jacques Cendres
Affiliation: Foundation (former Prometheus Labs)
Role: Nuclear/Quantum Physicist, Senior Researcher
Played By: SpookyPizza
Phys. Description: Jacques, compared to his giant coworkers, is relatively short, only measuring 1.67m. He possesses an above average muscular build that has started to wear off following the end of World War II. Jacques has several scars, including several bullet holes in his arms and legs and the remains of a nearly fatal wound on the back of his neck. Jacques regularly checks his gray short yet loose hair and nearly full beard through his large cyan eyes. Some wrinkles can be found on Jacques forehead and near his eyes. Jacques usually wears a lab coat with a black tie attached to a blue shirt. He will often be seen wearing black pants.
Background: Jacques was born in 1909 in Lyon to a soldier and a nurse who would eventually perish in the Great War. His childhood had many problems, although his many brothers and sisters were infuriating, their early deaths could only inflict so much pain on Jacques life. His amputee uncle worked at a radio station, he would later become a second father for Jacques, and his most reliable source of income and shelter. Afraid of polio and many other diseases, Jacques turned his life over to science. Inspired by the works of Marie Curie, Jacques foolishly believed radioactive isotopes and elements were the key to ending world misery. He was disappointed, for a short time as he started to rigorously study radioactivity.
As the depression hit in 1929, Jacques uncle eventually died from old age. Jacques could barely afford a job or a home, each hope dreamt by Jacques was eventually crushed with each year by the reality of the 1920s and 1930s. Everything built by the treaty of Versailles, the League of Nations , and restored after the Great War. All lost. Radicalism grew, the economy shattered, his family passed away, his main inspiration perishing in 1934, and war at the verge of breaking out. Jacques was an avid supporter of the Maginot Line and other strategic failures which would unfortunately lead to the fall of France to German fascism in 1940.
Following Charles DeGaulle's rise to power as the leader of the Free France resistance movement. Jacques fled to Great Britain, volunteering to join the Free France forces and follow extensive military training to destroy the fascist threat once and for all. Jacques remembered the first time he murdered a man, it was an Italian civilian in the midst of Africa. It was not acted out in cold blood, it was to save the life of a dear friend. This ambiguous moment still persists within Jacques' memories After losing friends and companions one after the other in brutal and traumatizing missions, Jacques started feeling numb. Yet, his passion to destroy what ruined his country, lives, and Europe was still within him. At the end of 1944, France was recaptured, and so was his hopes and heart.
During the reconstruction period, Jacques life was simple for the most part. Jacques worked on and studied other yet similar fields of science. Jacques was asked to fight in the Algerian and Vietnam war, as he remembered the horrors of WW1 and WW2, and as he saw the absence of a good to rally and hide behind, Jacques promptly refused. The government did not seize asking his help as in the near 1960s, Jacques could finally try knowledge and abilities he has gained before the war to protect once again his nation. Jacques built an array of nuclear bombs, secretly hoping that the French government would only use them in desperate measures, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not distant memories.
In the mid 1960s, Jacques slowly left more and more governmental offers and opportunities and became interested in more niche scientific associations. He soon discovered a branch of a powerful and technology oriented organization named Prometheus Labs. Through a rushed CV, Jacques was accepted and discovered a world beyond his understanding and views. Jacques worked on machines experimenting with the concept of time and time travel. Jacques did his best to control the objects and devices he built with his research team, much to his dismay, no man could master such kind of power, resulting in the disaster of 1967. His coworkers were dispersed through time and space and Jacques, the only known survivor, was sent to 2011 Australia.
Jacques had to adapt to this new world, time, and customs. With Prometheus Labs dissolved, Jacques turned over to a new promising organization, the Foundation. Jacques an avid Foundation employee, his experience in governmental fields and at Prometheus Labs gave him an advantage. Specializing in research and containment of physics bending and time warping anomalies He was eventually promoted to Senior Researcher in 2007. Since then, Jacques does not possess further ambitions other than protecting the Foundation and science.
Profile: Jacques is still adapting to the ridiculous ideas and customs of the 21st century. He will often appear alien in terms of taste and personality. Jacques will always protect and care for his friends and coworkers, as he feels a sense of unity and place within the Foundation. After witnessing one and fighting in another world war, Jacques became bitter and impatient. Yet despite this, Jacques still seeks diplomacy after witnessing multitude of horrors and learning through the speeches of Martin Luther King Jr and Mohandas Gandhi. But when push comes to shove, pacifism can no longer be afforded.
After a series of missions as a Free France soldier, work inside the French nuclear program and within Prometheus Labs, Jacques became very focused, distracting him is a hard challenge. Jacques is neither an optimist nor a pessimist, as he cannot deny both the brutality of his time and the comfort of this weird 21st century. After years of fighting to protect the pillars of democracy, Jacques will always want to change the world how it ought to be, sometimes being blind to certain aspects of reality, sometimes through humor.
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"This is not a good idea, even by a long stretch."
"Afraid and stupid, I just described the current world in one sentence."
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