Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the events of Incident XXXX-A, SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a soundproof chamber at Area-14. All personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX are required to wear hazardous material suits. All known instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be terminated as soon as possible.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a member of the species Felis catus, of the breed “Bombay.” SCP-XXXX has a black coat and a tail approximately 30cm in length.
SCP-XXXX exhibits its anomalous properties when its tail is within 30cm of an adolescent female any human, regardless of sex, gender, and age. All subjects within range reportedly hear a voice telling them to touch its tail and become a “magical girl.” If a subject follows this command, they become an instance of SCP-XXXX-2.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 undergo a transformation in which their bodies glow a pastel color and float. Their clothes change into a dress, the length of which reaches no lower than their knees; a hairclip; and a pair of translucent boots, all of which are the same color as the instance during the transformation. The instance’s hair also becomes this color. Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 will gain a large item, typically a melee weapon (although firearms, crossbows, and household items are also possible), the main color of which is this color. If the instance was not previously an adolescent female, it takes on the appearance of one. Instances do not exhibit any signs of discomfort or pain during the transformation. Physical contact with an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 does not create more instances of SCP-XXXX-2. {SCP-XXXX-2 is capable of superhuman abilities, using its item as an implement to perform these. Such abilities consist of an unknown substance in the color of SCP-XXXX-2’s clothing being produced and used as either a projectile or a shield.}
SCP-XXXX-2 instances {lose their former personalities, instead gaining character archetypes (known archetypes are "leader," "ditz," "tomboy," "tsundere," and "mentor").}
SCP-XXXX’s goal is uncertain See Interview Log XXXX-1.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Dr. Takeuchi
Foreword: Interview conducted after Incident XXXX-A.
<Begin Log>
Dr. Takeuchi: SCP-XXXX, you seem to have caused quite the stir at Site-14.
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
Dr. Takeuchi: According to these reports, you somehow convinced a small amount of staff to, and I quote, “touch your tail and become a magical girl.”
SCP-XXXX: (silence)
Dr. Takeuchi: And then, when they did, they were “transformed.” I find this odd, as previously, you have only affected teenage girls. What changed?
SCP-XXXX: You don’t have any. I had to make do with what you gave me.
Dr. Takeuchi: How long have you been able to do this?
SCP-XXXX: I have always had this ability. I never had to use it until then.
Dr. Takeuchi: You keep saying “had.” “Had” implies this was a necessity. What do you need these people for?
SCP-XXXX: This world is full of creatures that pose significant threats to humanity. I am merely trying to protect humanity from these creatures. This… “Foundation,” as you call it, was nice enough to keep my magical girls and me in an area filled with such creatures. I was merely offering our services.
Dr. Takeuchi: The Foundation is dedicated to containing anomalous objects, not destroying them. Your services are not required here.
SCP-XXXX: And what do you hope to accomplish from containing them?
Dr. Takeuchi: The preservation of normalcy and an understanding of the unknown. The unknown like you, who also poses a significant threat to humanity.
SCP-XXXX: "Threat?" I only wish to protect humanity.
<End Log>
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-published by Sanderson Comics Publishing
-joke article?
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment chamber with a fail-secure electromagnetic lock. No furniture is to be placed within SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with one small lock for entertainment purposes. Access to SCP-XXXX is to be denied to anyone with Level 2 or lower clearance. Knowledge of the location of SCP-XXXX may only be shared with those appointed to it. Unauthorized personnel who locate SCP-XXXX's containment cell is to be administered Class A amnestics.
Until more is known about the purpose of SCP-XXXX, it is to be contained in a classified location known only to those with Security Clearance 3-XXXX, away from any Foundation facilities. This location is to be secured with a fail-secure electromagnetic lock. The location is to have no exits aside from the one secured in the aforementioned manner. SCP-XXXX is to be provided with several small padlocks for the purpose of distraction. Unauthorized personnel and civilians who locate SCP-XXXX are to be administered Class A amnestics.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 5cm tall keychain resembling an anthropomorphic, pink member of the family Leporidae. The object is composed of cotton and cloth. Other than two plastic beads, which serve as eyes, the object has no facial features. SCP-XXXX is sentient and capable of movement. It acts in a similar manner to a curious child, and it appears to enjoy using its effect.
SCP-XXXX can open certain locks if brought within 2cm of the locking mechanism. SCP-XXXX can only unlock locks that require a key or keycard. SCP-XXXX cannot open other doors locked electromagnetically or with a passcode.
SCP-XXXX was brought into Foundation custody after being discovered struggling to escape a small cardboard box near the investigation of an anomalous event on ██/██/████. No attempts to track down the object's creator or distributor have succeeded.
Incident XXXX-A: On ██/██/████, SCP-XXXX began scratching at the walls of its containment chamber with its ring. This scratching persisted for several days. Dr. Samuel Johnson hypothesized that SCP-XXXX was attempting to communicate, and was granted permission to give the object a block of clay. The following is a transcript of the events that followed.
[Dr. Johnson gives SCP-XXXX a block of clay. SCP-XXXX proceeds to carve words into the block. For convenience, everything written by SCP-XXXX will be treated as dialogue.]
SCP-XXXX: WHERE AM I
SCP-XXXX: WHY CANT I OPEN THE DOOR
SCP-XXXX: I WANT OUT
Dr. Johnson: I'm afraid that isn't possible. You're here for the safety of yourself and everyone else.
SCP-XXXX: SAFETY IS STUPID I WANT OUT
Dr. Johnson: Why do you want out?
SCP-XXXX: I WANT TO OPEN LOCKS
SCP-XXXX: HE MADE ME TO OPEN LOCKS
Dr. Johnson: Who made you?
SCP-XXXX: A MAGIC MAN IN A LIBRARY
Dr. Johnson: And can you describe this "magic man?" Why did he want you to open locks?
SCP-XXXX: HE WAS TALL
SCP-XXXX: HE ASKED ME TO SET THE PRISONERS FREE
Dr. Johnson: Did he say who the prisoners were?
[SCP-XXXX draws a circle with three arrows pointing to the center. The interview is promptly terminated.]
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- Gamers Against Weed?
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Special Containment Procedures (Revised 06/07/2016): contain it lol
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- viewers will see creachers in real life after looking away
- ambiguous if it's anomalous art or if the creachers are real and can only be seen via stereogram