Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept within a standard humanoid containment-unit that has been equipped with an observational area.
Due to the difficulties that come with containing SCP-XXXX, until an efficient way has been found to properly contain the entity- it is to remain under the assumption that site-19 is both its place of residence and employment.
Because of the unpredictable nature of it's creations, at least one member of personnel is to be staffed within the observational area of SCP-XXXX's containment area to watch for anomalous activity, or notify staff of a temporary breach of containment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a .87 meter tall humanoid with a previously uncatalogued instance of the "Dr. Wondertainment" logo embroidered on the right side of it's tail. Claiming to be a part of a toy-line made to assist the company with manufacturing and distributing anomalous products, the entity is capable of creating matter, and altering the properties of reality to suit its whims. Despite its range of abilities however, SCP-XXXX solely expresses the desire to entertain itself and others by creating "toys" with anomalous capabilities ranging from minor to highly destructive which it gifts to random individuals; usually breaching its' containment area in the process.
The entity is docile toward staff, and poses no immediate threat. However, if found outside of its containment area, it is recommended to escort SCP-XXXX back to containment and report any anomalous items it may have created at this time for further testing.
Addendum XXXX - A: History
Located while still in its packaging, SCP-XXXX was purchased from a pawn shop in Stephenville, Texas by Field Agent Thomas Cartwright on the 24th of March, 2019 after taking note of the recognized Dr. Wondertainment logo tagged onto the box. When the owner was questioned on how they had come into possession of the package, they were unable to provide any information other than winning a sweepstakes they had never entered. Agent Cartwright then proceeded to file a report upon arrival at Site-73.
Addendum XXXX - B: Notable Recorded Items Made by SCP-XXXX
Note: For a full list accompanied by researcher notes, please see: the Annual List of Items Created by SCP-XXXX .
Date of Creation: 10th May 2019
Name: 'The Best-Buddy Badge.'
Description: A .75 cm diameter silver badge with a red oval-shaped button capable of identically replicating the wearer indefinitely. Each copy exists for five minutes before being reduced to an assortment of colorful glitter and confetti. As a recognizable detail- the badge itself seems to only appear on the user, making it easy to discern these clones from the original. Item was discovered after SCP-XXXX attempted to create a copy of itself in an attempt at social activity, yet failed for unknown reasons. Currently stored within Site-19.Date of Creation: 1st March 2020
Name: 'Multi-Color Pen.'
Description: A pen capable of using two-hundred and fifty-two different colors of ink capable of manipulating the users surroundings according to their own visual perception as if they were editing a drawing or photograph. The user may then manipulate or alter the function, appearance, and composition of their surrounding without known limits. This object was discovered after SCP-XXXX proceeded to create an ascending spiral staircase leading up from its containment area to the roof of Site-19. The entity then proceeded to use this object to manipulate the surface of moon to look like [ EXPUNGED ]. After being escorted back to containment SCP-XXXX agreed to undo the damages it had caused, and was forced to write a five-page essay about why tampering with celestial bodies was not a good idea. Object was confiscated, and destroyed by incineration.Date of Creation: 19th April 2019
Name: 'The Bopper.'
Description: A red, yellow, and blue extending boxing-glove gun. When the trigger is pulled, the boxing-glove will jab forward two meters with a force of exactly 1127.50 kilonewtons with an audible springing noise before recoiling back to its original position. During testing, SCP-XXXX turned the item on itself in a poor attempt at humor and proceeded to pull the trigger. Though this did not damage the entity, the force from the initial impact resulted in SCP-XXXX being ejected from Site-19; causing an accidental breach in containment. After breaching the north-most outer-wall, SCP-XXXX would proceed to gain enough altitude to temporarily enter the lower-atmosphere of the planet for approximately two minutes. The entity eventually reached an allotted distance of ███.██ kilometers traveled as observed from its crash site in Burchell Lake, Canada. SCP-XXXX was recovered, and a cover-up story of a mine collapse was released to the public on the matter. All access was denied to the area until all traces of the impact site were filled in. All known instances of this item are currently stored within the Site-19 Armory.
Addendum XXXX- C: Recorded Incidents
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Barker
Foreword: The following recording was made by Doctor Andrew Barker prior to escorting SCP-XXXX back to its cell following a containment breach, during which SCP-XXXX had set up a bake sale in the site-19 mess hall to exchange confections it had created from an anomalous object for hugs.
<Begin Log, [00:17:25]>
[ The recording begins with the sound of Doctor Barker and an accompanying retrieval team approaching SCP-XXXX in the Site-19 mess hall. Voices of on-site personnel can be heard from the background for the entirety of the recording. ]
SCP-XXXX: Come again! Thanks for the hug! [ SCP-XXXX seems to notice Doctor Barker as he approaches. ] Oh, hey there, Mister Barker; it's nice to see you! Would you like some cake?
Doctor Barker: What are you doing outside of your room, SCP-XXXX?
SCP-XXXXX: Makin' cakes. Do you want some?
Doctor Barker: No, you need to return to your room.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, c'mon, Mister Barker. There's no need to be a big 'ol grumpy-Gus. I have some fork-flavored cake here, just for you!
Doctor Barker: I'm not in the mood for… Fork-flavored ca-… how?
SCP-XXXX: Well-
[ SCP-XXXX gathers loose silverware that is sitting on the booth table, and places it inside of a toy oven before closing it up. ]
-Forks go in the oven-
[ The object makes a soft 'dinging' noise before SCP-XXXX opens the door to reveal the previous silverware had been transmuted into a small cake. ]
-and cake comes out! Isn't that neat-o? I've been selling these all day.
Doctor Barker: -and no-one thought to apprehend you during this time?
SCP-XXXX: They said that it would be 'a waste of time' because you would be here soon, and just wanted to wait until you guys got here. Speaking of which, do your friends want any cake? It's just one hug per customer. So c'mon; bring it in.
[ From what security footage showed, SCP-XXXX could then be seen holding their arms outstretched in Doctor Barkers' direction while he examined the mess hall. A large percentage of the faculty inhabiting the room had been eating cake. ]
Doctor Barker: I see…
[ There is a pause before Doctor Barker releases a audible sigh. ]
SCP-XXXX, why do you continue to breach containment? You have shown that you have no interest in leaving Site-19, so what is it that makes you leave your room?
[SCP-XXXX appears to be stuffing a tablecloth into the oven.]
SCP-XXXX: I dunno, it's no fun to be cooped up all day. I wanna meet people, and play.
Doctor Barker: You know that is not permitted.
[ Another soft 'ding' can be heard as SCP-XXXX removes a second cake from the oven. ]
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, but I still wanna do stuff. So I just leave for a little while, and go back to my room. I even get to play with you guys when I do.
Doctor Barker: 'Play'?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, like hide-and-seek. I leave my room, talk to people, and get to have fun while you all look for me. Then in a week or two of working on new toys, I do it all again.
Doctor Barker: SCP-XXXX, this isn't supposed to be a game.
SCP-XXXX: -but it is, isn't it?
[ Pause. ]
Doctor Barker: Go to your time-out corner.
SCP-XXXX: D'oh… Nuts.
<End Log, [00:19:51]>
Closing Statement: After the confrontation, SCP-XXXX was escorted back to containment and placed in the far-right corner of their containment-unit for the next hour. Anomalous items used by SCP-XXXX that day were confiscated, and cataloged appropriately. After being deemed 'moderately-safe' to use by Foundation personnel, the 'Super-Simple-Sugar-Stove' was transferred to Site-64 for future use.
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX
Interviewer: Doctor Brooks
Foreword: On the 13th of January, 2020, an investigation surrounding SCP-XXXX was held. The primary goal of this interview was to initially try to gain information about the entity's origin and manufacturer. Due to the entity's estimated mental age, it was decided that a member of Site-17's psychological therapists specializing in child psychology be tasked with speaking with SCP-XXXX. Doctor Amanda W. Brooks was assigned the task.<Begin Log: 00:01:39 >
Doctor Brooks: This is Doctor Amanda Brooks of Site-17 entering the containment area with approval from the current head of the Foundation Psychological Department. [ Containment doors can be heard opening. ] I am entering the area, and have a visual on SCP-XXXX.SCP-XXXX: [ Voice sounds as if it is a ways away at first, but slowly draws closer. ] Wow! A lady with a clipboard that's talking to herself! Either I'm in for a Barker-style shake-down, or you're a new friend!
Doctor Brooks: [ Throat clearing. ] Oh my, you're certainly friendly. I would be more than happy to be friends, but would you mind if I asked you some questions?
SCP-XXXX: Oh, okay. Do you want to ask what my favorite color is? It's Yurbopple, if you're wondering. That's a color I made up in my spare time. You can't see it though, and that's sort of sad. Do you want to play a board game, because I'm warning you… I'm undefeated at tic-tac-toe!
Doctor Brooks: Actually, I would like to know your name.
SCP-XXXX: Oh, my name's Dolly; Dolly Dollington.
Doctor Brooks: Hello, Dolly. My name is Amanda. [ Muttering.] Entity appears curious. They're tugging at my pants.
SCP-XXXX: Amanda, huh? That's a pretty name, and these are pretty pants. Wanna see a card-trick? I'm pretty good at pulling cards out of unexpected places.
Doctor Brooks No, I'm afraid not. For now, I need to ask you about some things.
SCP-XXXX: Twenty-questions? I love that game!
Doctor Brooks: No, I mean-
SCP-XXXX: I'll go first! Is it a person?
Doctor Brooks: SCP-XXXX, I'm not here to play games. Just questions.
SCP-XXXX: Then do you want to sing? I'm a great singer!
Doctor Brooks: I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm just here for questions.
[ SCP-XXXX appears to become sullen. ]
SCP-XXXX: Oh… No-one ever wants to play anymore.
Doctor Brooks: // Well, maybe not right now. How about we play some games afterward though? Maybe a game of checkers?
[ SCP-XXXX seems to become excited. ]
SCP-XXXX: Wait, really?! You wanna play?!
Doctor Brooks: Of course, but only after the questions. Alright?
SCP-XXXX: Well, what are we waiting for? C'mon! Let's go!
Doctor Brooks: Okay, now. Let's take a moment to calm down, and I'll start.
[ Doctor Brooks flips through their clipboard to an issued list of questions. ]
What is your name?
SCP-XXXX: Dolly Dollington.
Doctor Brooks: That's a very pretty name. Who gave it to you?
SCP-XXXX: I did! It was that, or 'Holly Jollington'- but that one caused legal problems with the Legion of Santa's.
Doctor Brooks: Oh dear, I hope everything ended well.
SCP-XXXX: Don't worry. It turned out fine, and I even got to intern with them for a while. They're all really nice when you get past all the red and green tape.
Doctor Brooks: How wonderful. Would you mind telling me where you came from, dear?
SCP-XXXX: My box?
Doctor Brooks: [ Laughter ] Oh, no. I mean, 'where is your home', Dolly?
SCP-XXXX: Home is where the heart is, Miss Amanda.
[ Pause. ]
Doctor Brooks: I see… Who are your parents?SCP-XXXX: Doctor Wondertainment.
Doctor Brooks: The company, individual, or entity?
SCP-XXXX: Yes.
[ Three seconds of silence followed up by writing. ]
Doctor Brooks: Of course. Is there anything that you may recall about Wondertainment?
SCP-XXXX: [ Singing ] Sugar, sugar, cotton-candy. Licorice is also dandy-
Doctor Brooks: Sweetie, please stay focused. What do you recall about your parent?
SCP-XXXX: No, no, no, no. I don't have just one. I have lots!
Doctor Brooks: Oh, really? How many do you have?
SCP-XXXX: Ten, no, four? Fifty-three, I think? Wait, no, a thousand! No, that's not right either. Um… did I only have one? Hm… uh… I guess… I dunno how many I had. Maybe… I never … had any in the first place? [ SCP-XXXX begins muttering to itself. ]
Doctor Brooks: That's okay, Dolly. We don't need to talk about that. Why don't you tell me why you were made?
SCP-XXXX: Huh? Oh, that's simple! To bring fun to everyone!
Doctor Brooks: -And I understand that you are part of a set of other toys similar to you? What can you tell me about them?
SCP-XXXX: They're my brothers and sisters. They're pretty fun to be around when they aren't raining on my parade.
Doctor Brooks: Oh? How so?
**SCP-XXXX: They always told me that I couldn't make cool stuff for customers. It was always just: 'Don't do this, Dolly-', 'Don't do that-', or 'You can't let children have access to the time-space continuum, Dolly.'
Doctor Brooks: Well, sometimes it is best to listen to your siblings, even if it's not necessarily what you may want to do. I'm certain that they must be a rather fascinating group of individuals though. Is there anything more that you can tell me about them?
SCP-XXXX-01: Well, Rudy is a big old grump. Busy doesn't like fun. Punchy likes to test toys. Funny tells good jokes. Dreamy is really, really smart, and Patches is fast.
Doctor Brooks: Is there anything important you can tell me about you and your 'siblings'?
SCP-XXXX: Well, sure. I was told that as Best Buddies, we're created to be exactly what Doctor Wondertainment is all about! We all love each other a lot, and we love you too!
Doctor Brooks: Can you elaborate?
SCP-XXXX: Well, sure I can.
[ Pause. ]
Doctor Brooks: Would you care to explain?
SCP-XXXX: Explain what?
Doctor Brooks: I-… [ Deep breath ] Could you please tell me why you are 'what Doctor Wondertainment is all about?'
SCP-XXXX: Oh. I dunno.
[ Pause. ]
Doctor Brooks: You don't know?
SCP-XXXX: I dunno. I guess it had something to do with our jobs?
Doctor Brooks: Your jobs? Did you work for Wondertainment?
SCP-XXXX: Yeah, like how I make fun stuff? We were so good at our jobs that we even had our own branch in the company! I took care of making fun ideas. Rudy and Punchy tested merchandise and made sure no-one could steal mine or anyone else's ideas. Busy took care of all the finances and decided which of my toys were to be company approved. Funny was in charge of advertising. Dreamy made sure everything was fixed and working, and Patches was in charge of delivery!
Doctor Brooks: How intriguing. Though, I am curious. if you and your siblings had such talent in the company, why were you all packaged and sold as a product?
SCP-XXXX: It was Dreamy's idea. She said that we were being abused by the company so she came up with the idea that we would be the next and the last toy-line created by our Wondertainment branch. It's also just sort of something we do.
Doctor Brooks: How so?
SCP-XXXX: It's just something that Dreamy decides. If she thinks that there's something wrong with the company we usually put it to a vote whether we should leave or not. Wondertainment was sort of starting to rely too heavily on us though, so it was mostly a unanimous decision. So, it was time to go on a permanent company vacation to spread joy around the world! It sounded like fun, but making those boxes was really boring. They were so simple. I mean… just a cryostasis machine? I could have made it alive, bunny-shaped, and able to deliver itself! -But Dreamy said 'no', and I can't override her demands.
Doctor Brooks: Why was that?
SCP-XXXX: She's the oldest, and my boss. After that, patches got distribution ready. All of us said our goodbyes for now and hopped in our boxes ready for a new life outside the toy factory until we met up later.
Doctor Brooks: I see… So you quit, and then come back for a job? I guess Wondertainment can be rather forgiving with their past employees.
SCP-XXXX: Huh? Oh no, Miss Amanda. Doctor Wondertainment can be very mean when it comes to ending employment. They have to keep their company secrets a secret, and they'd try to force us to stay. Not that they could, but they sure could make us feel guilty enough to stay for another decade or two. That's why we always have to do it super secretly so we can avoid bumping into any of the grumpy old folk from headquarters. Once we're out the doors though, there's no going back.
Doctor Brooks: I don't understand. If this is true, then how is it that you are able to continue working for your creators?
SCP-XXXX: Well, once we've had all the fun we feel can have here, we leave and find another Doctor Wondertainment to work for. Busy says that it's hard to crosscheck references if they're realities away.
Doctor Brooks: [ Doctor Brooks appears to sound shocked. ] Um, could you repeat that last part, Sweetie?
SCP-XXXX: Huh? Oh, do you mean about how I was talking how hard it is for your old boss to say that you're not fit for a job when they're in another reality? Because it really is. It's also difficult for someone to get you fired when they don't exist anymore, so when realities end its really convenient for us when we decide to jump ship. It's not to be rude, but we just like to leave when there's no more fun to be had. To be honest, though, I'm still kind of new to this since I've only been around since our last move. This is even my first time being captured by you guys.
[ Silence. ]
Miss Amanda? Is everything alright? Um… You look like you're thinking really hard. I didn't say anything wrong, did I?
Doctor Brooks: No… No, it's alright. Thank you for informing me of this. Let's try to carry on with the questions. [ Doctor Brooks can be heard clearing their throat. ] So, what happens to you now? With Wondertainment, I mean. Will they try to replicate you?
SCP-XXXX: Of course not. Well, maybe. Yes? Yes, but no. They will probably, definitely try to, but it won't work. Dreamy says that we were made so special that we're completely impossible to replicate. It has something to do with how we were made, and what we were made with. Oh, funny story, I was actually a made after the last Doctor Wondertainment tried to replicate Patches. [ Laughter ] Hilarious, right? It doesn't matter though. Busy told me that the chances of creating even one of us are about eight hundred and fifty-two quinty-kajillion to a fraction of a fraction of a decimal of a fraction to one. All decimals included.
Doctor Brooks: That isn't a real probability, Dolly.
SCP-XXXX: That hasn't stopped us from being here, has it?
Doctor Brooks: I suppose it hasn't. That's very informative. Thank you, Dolly. Now, is there anything that you can tell me about how you were made? Perhaps as to why it is that you cannot be replicated?
[ SCP-XXXX appears to become uneasy. ]
SCP-XXXX: Uh, let's not talk about that, Miss Amanda. Trade secret, and all. Maybe we can just pretend like we did?
**Doctor Brooks:* Normally I would, but I'm afraid that my higher-ups have deemed this as crucial information.
SCP-XXXX: O-oh.
Doctor Brooks: Hey, don't worry. You don't have to tell me anything too specific; only the parts that you're the most comfortable with. We can even stop the questions right after, and play some games.
SCP-XXXX: Promise?
Doctor Brooks: I promise, Sweetie.
SCP-XXXX: Okay. Thank you, Miss Amanda.
Doctor Brooks: You're welcome, Dolly. Now, please whenever you feel the most comfortable.
SCP-XXXX: -but I never feel comfortable talking about this.
Doctor Brooks: I understand, but if it makes you feel any better I know for a fact that talking about things that bother you can help make you feel better about them.
SCP-XXXX: Really?
Doctor Brooks: Of course.
SCP-XXXX: Oh. Okay then. I guess I can try, I'm just really nervous.
Doctor Brooks: I'm sure that you will do just fine. Now whenever you are ready, could you please tell us anything about how you were made?
[ Silence. ]
Dolly, do you need me to repeat the question?
SCP-XXXX: No. I just don't know what to say. There were so many sounds and colors that it hurts my head just thinking about it…
Doctor Brooks: Then, why don't we start off simple? How would you describe these colors?
SCP-XXXX: It was all of them, Miss Amanda. All of the colors.
Doctor Brooks: Can you recollect anything else about them?
SCP-XXXX: They were spinning all around me. So fast that that it was like they were blending together to make brand new colors. They were so pretty until they weren't. Then the sounds started.
*Doctor Brooks:** Sounds?
SCP-XXXX: Lots of noise. Like an entire room of machinery just started screaming with rusty gears and broken pieces. It hurt everything just to hear it.
Doctor Brooks: Is there anything else. Was there anyone there with you?
SCP-XXXX: So many people, but they…
Doctor Brooks: It's alright, Dolly. You're being very brave right now. Just keep going when you're ready.
SCP-XXXX: They said they were my friends, but they weren't my friends. There was so much grinding, and scraping…
Doctor Brooks: What can you tell me about these noises? Did you see where these noises came from?
SCP-XXXX: //[ Muttering. ] //
Doctor Brooks: Dolly, is everything alright? Sweetie?
SCP-XXXX: -and dripping, and cutting, and peeling, and banging, and clanking, and scooping, and slicing, and strapping, and bolting, and poking, and bleeding, and stuffing, and… and- [ SCP-XXXX begins sobbing. ]
Doctor Brooks: It's alright. Just take deep breaths. Look at me, please. Tell me what is wrong. Wait… What are-
[ Sloshing sounds can be heard for the remainder of the recording. It is reported at this point that SCP-XXXX began to ooze large amounts of an unknown green sludge-like substance from its eyes and mouth. It was here when SCP-XXXX burst into hysteric screaming. ]
SCP-XXXX: -and hurting! -and hurting! -and hurting! -and hurting! -and hurting! -and hurti- [ Indecipherable sobbing. ]
[ SCP-XXXX collapses onto the floor, wailing. Due to the audio distortion, it is thought that this is when SCP-XXXX's began to unintentionally distort their surroundings in their emotional state. ]
SCP-XXXX: No, Daddy! Not the needles! [ Indecipherable sobbing. ] Please, Mommy! I'm a good girl! Why!? Why can't I see anymore, Mommy!? Stop it! [ Indecipherable sobbing. ] Stop the needles! It hurts! It hurts everywhere! I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
[ Doctor Brooks attempts to hold SCP-XXXX to try and calm it. ]
Doctor Brooks: Dolly, look at me. I'm right here. Look at me. You are safe here. Everything is going to be alright. [ Muttering. ] Shit, that gunk is getting everywhere. What the hell is this?
SCP-XXXX: Turn it off, daddy! Take it away, please! What did I do wrong, Mommy? Please! [ Indecipherable sobbing. ] Why are you doing this? I thought you loved me! I thought you loved m-
<End Log, [00:11:05]>
Closing Statement: At the time when the recording ended, Doctor Brooks was removed from SCP-XXXX's containment area and decontaminated to avoid any undesirable effects caused by the excreted sludge. However, upon further analysis, the substance was revealed to be identical to green-apple taffy. During the entity's emotional episode, SCP-XXXX's containment area had become heavily warped and distorted; resulting in the creation of an isolated spatial tear on the south wall of the room. After an hour, SCP-XXXX was able to calm itself before going into an unresponsive state for the next fifteen hours before returning to its typical behavioral patterns; disposing of the spatial anomaly soon afterward. In order to assure the mental stability of SCP-XXXX and to lower the chances of another incident brought on by the entities apparent trauma, Doctor Brooks' request to hold weekly psychological screenings for SCP-XXXX has been approved.
Annual List of Items Created by SCP-XXXX. ((To be added as a separate page.))
Date of Creation: Unknown
Name: 'Dr. Wondertainments Cardboard-Cryogenics Box.'
Description: A one meter tall cardboard box decorated with polka dot stickers of varying color and size. Was created by SCP-XXXX prior to containment. Though made only out of cardboard, this item is able to function as a cryostasis device when fully closed. Tests have shown that placing living matter into this device poses no health risks, but instead keeps what is contained in a permanent stasis until opened once more. Currently being used to test if the items cryogenic qualities can halt the progression of viruses that are capable of evolving within a short span of time.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'The Singing Sphere.'
Description: A 30.48 cm diameter glass ball. The object was incapable of bouncing but was able to roll unhindered upon any surface regardless of incline, or gravity. This included rough, vertical, and flipped surfaces. Made a harmonic humming noise while rolling that grew louder over time. The full capabilities of this object were never able to be tested as the item was shattered during transfer to Site-77 during an attack made on the Foundation transport vehicle carrying the item.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'The Scarlet Eagle.'
Description: A red bicycle with the decal of a red eagle on the bike seat. Testing revealed that the bicycle took flight after its' the pedals were spun at a speed of .01 Km/h., and speed of ascension appeared to depend on how fast the user pedaled. Ceasing movement on the bike caused a slow decent but stopping the wheels mid-flight caused the object to plummet. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'The Scuba-Duba Tricycle.'
Notes: A green tricycle fitted with a water-tank and breathing tube. While being pedaled, this object allows the user to breathe water as if it were oxygen. However, until physical contact ceases they are also unable to breathe oxygen. After use, all inhaled water within the user has been shown to evaporate both rapidly, and somehow harmlessly. Stored in Site-77.
Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'Bed-Spring Shoe-String Shoes.'
Description: A pair of purple slip-on shoes with thick yellow springs coming out of the bottom. Size: 8, Wide. While worn, these shoes allow the owner to jump approximately forty meters in any possible direction. Subjects under this effect show no signs of bodily stress when landing, but are known to suffer from temporary joint-pain over extended periods of use. Stored in Site-77.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'Model Masters - Model Train Set.'
Description: A model train-set that consists of a train station with a looping track, and an electrical-powered locomotive. The station model is intricately designed and is able to be plugged into an outlet to supply electricity to miniature appliances and electrical-systems found within both the station. When the model-train is placed on the tracks, humanoid figures will proceed to materialize within the train and inhabit the model set. Currently held in Site-06-3 for further study.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'Wellness Coach - Mister Jelly.'
Description: A transparent fifteen-gallon container holding a gelatinous green humanoid. Entity is known to constantly attempt at persuading others to live healthier while assisting with daily exercises. Is highly educated in the field of acupuncture. Kept stored within the Site-17's physical therapy district.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'Magical Pony-Ride Horseshoes.'
Description: A matching set of four horseshoes. Placing these items in a two-by-two formation within fifteen feet of each other results in a single four-legged animal to appearing where the horseshoes wereplaced. The types of creatures created are always at random but are affected by the distances between each individual horseshoe placement. Held in Site-77.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'The Overly-Aggressive Bowling-Ball.'
Details: An orange bowling ball. Item is sentient, capable of basic speech, and has shown to be highly aggressive towards groups of vertical objects. Currently the property of Doctor Robert Hector.
Researcher Note: "Doctor Hector, if you continue to insist on using this at the bi-weekly bowling tournament without sharing or bribery, you will be banned from further participation. - Rodger Wilde, Head of Foundation Recreational Activities.Date of Creation: 30th March 2019
Name: 'Dolly's Signature Slowball.'
Description: A yellow baseball with the words 'The Signature Slowball' written on it. After being thrown, this object will move at a speed of .002 kilometers an hour, irregardless of the force used to do so. During testing, this object was unable to be stopped and eventually exited Site-19 by burrowing through containment walls. Item was unable to be contained, but is currently being monitored. Current location: Norfolk, Virginia.Date of Creation: 19th April 2019
Name: 'The Bopper.'
Description: A red, yellow, and blue extending boxing-glove gun. When the trigger is pulled, the boxing-glove will jab forward two meters with a force of exactly 1127.50 kilonewtons with an audible springing noise before recoiling back to its original position. During testing, SCP-XXXX turned the item on itself in a poor attempt at humor and proceeded to pull the trigger. Though this did not damage the entity, the force from the initial impact resulted in SCP-XXXX being ejected from Site-19; causing an accidental breach in containment. After breaching the north-most outer-wall, SCP-XXXX would proceed to gain enough altitude to temporarily enter the lower-atmosphere of the planet for approximately two minutes. The entity eventually reached an allotted distance of ███.██ kilometers traveled as observed from its crash site in Burchell Lake, Canada. SCP-XXXX was recovered, and a cover-up story of a mine collapse was released to the public on the matter. All access was denied to the area until all traces of the impact site were filled in. All known instances of this item are currently stored within the Site-19 Armory.
Researcher Notes: "Incredible! How is it that something with that much force did not tear apart the molecules in the air? I suppose that it would seem that due to SCP-XXXX not needing to follow the natural laws of reality, while extremely hazardous, these items may not as dangerous as they could be in theory." - Doctor Weiss.Date of Creation: 29th April 2019
Name: 'The Plant Nanny.'
Description: A brown clay pot where if any plant is placed within it, the plant-life becomes impervious to damage of any kind; this being unless the pot, itself is broken. Plants placed in this item were recorded to have been in optimum condition and did not require nourishment. Appears to have been created after SCP-XXXX watched an environmental documentary in the site break-room after breaching containment the day prior. How SCP-XXXX was able to accomplish this has yet to be discovered, but it is suspected that the Foundation janitorial staff may be responsible. Item was destroyed by Doctor Franklin to prevent the chances of the item being used by an unspecified Keter-Class entity. Broken pieces showed no anomalous traits, and were disposed of properly.Date of Creation: 2nd May 2019
Name: 'The Book About You.'
Description: A red hardback book without a title. When read, the item tells a story where the reader is the protagonist. Genres can vary, and the stories always change if the book is closed and re-opened without a bookmark. All stories are described to be well-written and appeal to the readers tastes in literature. Currently kept in the Site-17 Library.Date of Creation: 10th May 2019
Name: 'The Best-Buddy Badge.'
Description: A .75 cm diameter metal badge with a red oval-shaped button capable of identically replicating the wearer indefinitely. Each copy exists for five minutes before being reduced to an assortment of colorful glitter and confetti. As a recognizable detail the badge itself seems to only appear on the user, making it easy to discern these clones from the original. Item was discovered after SCP-XXXX attempted to create a copy of itself in an attempt at social activity, yet failed for unknown reasons. Currently stored within Site-19.
Researcher Notes: "Though the item was first thought to be faulty, it was revealed that SCP-XXXX is unable to use this item." - Doctor MarcusDate of Creation: 22nd May 2019
Name: 'Tin-Talkies.'
Description: Two tin cans with a messy painting of a person speaking into a cylindrical object; both having their top opened and removed. The objects appear to have some sort of connection with the other as regardless of distance, these two objects may be used as a two-way communications device. However, the reception of these items leave something to be desired. Stored in Site-77.Date of Creation: 3rd June 2019
Name: 'The Candy-Cane.'
Description: A polished wooden-pole with a length of 1.21 meters with a cluster of colorful streamers located on both ends. When this item strikes an object that is able to be damaged by blunt force, this item will cause the impact area to break causing non-brand candy products to pour outward from the hole at a speed of .92 km/h. It would seem that the staff is able to cause a transmutation inside of the damaged object, turning its inner areas into candy while leaving the outer-surface as a hollow shell. Does not appear to have any effect if the surface of the object cannot be breached by the pole. Item was destroyed via incineration.Date of Creation: 22nd June 2019
Name: 'Wonder-O's Cereal.'
Description: Fifteen purple, and gold cereal boxes with a picture of SCP-4640-3 on the front. Label reads: 'Wonder-O's: Now with PRIZES Inside!' Though having never come into contact with SCP-4640-3, SCP-XXXX seems aware of the entities existence. The cereal appears to be made of sugar-frosted bran-pieces, and multi-colored marshmallows in the shape of 'W's. Marshmallows are reported to constantly change colors on some accounts. When questioned about what it knew about SCP-4640-3, SCP-XXXX remarked: "He's the Wonderman! He cannot be beat! When bad-guys show-up, they'll face defeat." Followed up by SCP-XXXX taking a pose normally seen from video recordings of 4640-3 after having saved 4640-1 from danger. The cereal appears to have a higher nutritional value than other known cereal brands. Within the boxes were the following prizes:
- A purple whistle that when blown sounds like a lawnmower. When used in a grassy area, all blades of grass within a thirty-foot radius are cut to a height of five centimeters.
- A boxing glove that when worn gives the wearer the physique similar to that of a professional boxer.
- A sentient rainbow creature composed of light.
- The physical manifestation of a blown-kiss.
- A tube labeled 'Musical Flavoring' filled with a jelly that when applied to food, creates flavors people have described as 'alternative', 'rock-ish', 'jazzy', 'having a hint of J-Pop', or 'a country-like flavor.'
- A self-throwing, and self-returning boomerang.
- A spoon with two cartoon-like stubby feet. Only appears to be capable of dancing.
- A sea-shell that allows the user to peer into a parallel dimension.
- A top that spins the object it is placed upon.
- A miniature nuclear warhead that was later revealed to be a replica for practical joke purposes.
- A 34.12 cm sentient spider with a top hat belonging to the species Hogna lenta that identifies itself 'Sir Reginald of Hemmingweave.' Entity appears to have extensive knowledge of the seventeenth century, claims to have slain at least nine enemies with a single attack, to have been knighted by the King of Goldenwreath, and is also apparently aware that it is, in fact, a spider.
- A plastic finger that when pulled, a random non-living object within fifteen feet will create a small cloud of confetti. Sounds made during the action are described as 'embarrassing.'
- A hexagonal can of smoked meat labeled 'RHAM'. Analysis revealed it to be goat meat, and delicious.
- A quarter that will always re-appear in the owners' front-right pocket after use.
- A piece of paper with a hand-drawn button. When the button is 'pressed', the paper will play an audio-recording of SCP-4640-3 thanking the consumer for eating their 'Wonder-O's.'
- A VHS cassette tape of a twenty-four-minute cartoon starring SCP-4640-1, and -3. The episode revolves around 4640-1 being captured by a group of villains named 'the Finders', villains obsessed with attempting to steal what appears to be SCP-4640-2. SCP-4640-3 eventually defeats each villain before personally placing each of them in individual prison cells. It has been noted that each of the villains appear to have strong physical similarities to key Foundation personnel.
Date of Creation: 4th July 2019
Name: 'The Biggest-One.'
Description: A fireworks-rocket labeled: 'The Biggest-One.' Found to be manifested on the roof of Site-19 after SCP-XXXX was able to breach containment, but was unable to be lit before SCP-XXXX was confronted by a team of armed personnel. The rocket was measured to have a diameter of two-hundred and thirty-seven meters, and a height of fifty-seven meters. Item was confiscated and dismantled while SCP-XXXX was scolded, and placed in time-out for the next hour.
Researcher Notes: "I still think we should have lit it. It was the Fourth of July, for crying out loud!" -Doctor Bright.Date of Creation: 12th July 2019
Name: 'Karma Bag.'
Description: A red sandbag that inflicts any damage delt to it upon the attacker. When questioning SCP-XXXX for motives behind the creation of this item, it appears to have resulted from SCP-XXXX witnessing the death of Doctor Carmichael during a containment breach involving SCP-1026 the previous day.Date of Creation: 27th July 2019
Name: 'A Cup of Milk.'
Description: A blue plastic cup that is always filled with cold milk. The item is theorized to be 'bottomless', is resistant to temperature change, and incapable of spoiling. The cups contents were studied and showed to belong to the average dairy cow, and is of high quality. Recovered after SCP-XXXX attempted to smuggle both itself and the item into the Foundation mess-hall after breaching its' own containment. Item was confiscated, and SCP-XXXX was escorted back to containment before being placed in time-out for the next hour. Currently used by Site-19 Food Services.Date of Creation: 10th August 2019
Name: 'The Power Yo.'
Description: A magnetic gyro-wheel yo-yo stick with a blue rubber-handle. The circular magnet is shown to have many different lights embedded in its surface that activate when spun. Was created during a test where SCP-XXXX was asked to make 'an object that could create energy indefinitely.' When spinning the magnet upon the metal rods of the device, readings showed that the item was able to generate up to 19000 KWh of electricity every second. Item showed no sign of stopping unless a physical obstruction blocked the path of the spinning magnetic disk; upon doing so however, the item released a shock wave terminating five D-Class personnel in the event. The item is now currently being studied as to how it may be used as an energy source without much hazard.Date of Creation: 26th August 2019
Name: 'The Dust-Buddies.'
Description: Seven multi-colored docile life-forms composed entirely out of small tufts of hair that consume dust for nutrition. Naturally blind, these creatures appear to move around with surprising accuracy with the use of echolocation. Instances of these creatures have been permitted to be used as floor cleaners within Site-17.Date of Creation: 12th September 2019
Name: 'The GameBuddy Game Station.'
Description: An unbranded game-station, and one video-game cartage with the label: 'Let's Make Friends: Foundation Edition.' Game was described by SCP-XXXX to be a 'Friend-Making Simulator' taking place in Sites-06-3, -17, -19, 50, and -88. Simulations of sites appeared to be accurate to the present state of these areas, and is somehow constantly updating itself to stay up-to-date with site layouts. In this game, the apparent goal is to 'make as many friends as possible.' The player is unable to enter a name at the beginning, but it would appear that the program somehow recognizes the player as NPCs are able to identify users by name, title, and clearance. The player is able to attempt to 'make friends' with any member of the Foundation, or its contained entities through social interaction via textual input. This does not appear to be the only method of play however, as under some circumstances the game can become another genre entirely. 'Death' in-game shows no negative repercussions as the player is always placed back at the entrance of their selected site afterward. Is currently used as a hands-on teaching unit about how to properly maintain containment areas.
Researcher Note: "It would appear that SCP-XXXX does not appear in the simulation, nor are any NPC's aware of the entity's existence. The reason for this is currently unknown." - Doctor Harold Cartman.Date of Creation: 24th September 2019
Name: 'Third-Arm Scarves.'
Description: Composed of cotton, these 3.61 meter multi-colored scarves appear to be able to function as an extra limb for the owner while worn. Items were found to have been distributed to the offices and living quarters of the on-site Site-19 personnel by SCP-XXXX after breaching containment through the use of a cardboard cutout of itself, and a cloaking device. As of the current time, there are 189 different instances of this item.
Date of Creation: 24th September 2019
Name: 'Copy-Cat Cardboard.'
Description: A cardboard cut-out of SCP-XXXX that creates a third-dimensional illusion of the picture printed onto it while upright. The illusion appears to be physically identical to SCP-XXXX, but is lifeless, and stationary. If the item is knocked over the items illusion breaks and is shown to only be a two-dimensional cardboard cut-out. Was an item used during a containment breach. Destroyed by incineration.Date of Creation: 24th September 2019
Name: 'The Invisi-blanket.'
Description: An invisible blanket of undetermined size that renders anything covered by it also invisible. Was an item used during a containment breach. Location is currently unknown.Date of Creation: 24th September 2019
Name: 'Get Well Soop - Chicken Soup.'
Description: A green, and white can of soup with a label reads: 'Get Well Soop.' Was given to Doctor Hipolito during a self-forced work-shift on an assignment within Site-19. During which, Doctor Hipolito was diagnosed with type-B Influenza by the Site-19 infirmary, and was informed to retire to their living quarters unless further medical assistance was required. However, they continued to work before encountering SCP-XXXX outside of their office; most likely to distribute one of the many 'One-Arm Scarves.' The confrontation ended with SCP-XXXX creating this item that eradicated all traces of the virus in Doctor Hipolito's body once consumed. The physical composition of the canned-food was no different from ordinary chicken-noodle soup, yet showed to be capable of curing sickened individuals afflicted by non-anomalous diseases within minutes. After SCP-XXXX departed, Doctor Hipolito alerted staff of the entity's breach in containment. Instances of these items can be found within the Site-19 infirmary, and may be distributed to sickly members of personnel.Date of Creation: 2nd October 2019
Name: 'Russian Ringleader GummyBears.'
Description: A red bag of cherry-flavored gummy-bears. The label on the bag reads: 'Russian Ringleader GummyBears,' and is decorated with various cartoon pictures of bears dressed in clown attire. After ingestion, the subject was shown to take on minor-to-substantial physical attributes similar to the species 'Ursus arctos.' Those that have ingested this item do not appear to have a change in personality, behavior, or intelligence, but appear to only have their physical attributes altered. These changes range from the listed side-effects below:
- Increase in Body Hair.
- Increase in Height, and/or Weight.
- Drastic Changes in Natural Diet.
- Poor Eyesight.
- Heightened Sense of Smell.
- Natural Increase of Muscle-Mass.
- Heightened Cravings for Salmon and Honey.
- Lesser to Greater Physical Mutation.
Changes usually take place over a twelve-hour process. Instances of these items are to be stored within Site-77.
Date of Creation: 31st October 2019
Name: 'The Clown Suit.'
Description: A large multi-colored clown costume. During testing the wearer of this costume was imbued with anomalous attributes, but was driven into deep insanity. The wearer was shown to have gained reality warping abilities that included (but did not appear to be limited to):
- Temporary Incorporeal Body.
- Instantaneous Self Transmutation.
- Mental Possession.
- Spatial Manipulation.
- Extra-Dimensional Intelligence.
From what SCP-XXXX claimed, the subject had worn the suit inside-out resulting in the mental degradation of the subject. The subject was ordered to disrobe to which hostilities began; resulting in a hostile confrontation with SCP-XXXX before the test subject eventually fled. The subject wearing this item was able to elude termination by Foundation Task Forces temporarily until their capture at the hands of Task Forces Lambda-5 ("White Rabbits"), and Beta-11 ("Sane Clown Posse") two days later after giving chase. Item was destroyed via incineration.
Date of Creation: 1st November 2019
Name: 'Doctor Reality's "You-Can't-Get-Rid-Of-Me-That-Easily" Pills.'
Description: A white labeled pill-bottle with a cartoon drawing of a doctor with boxing-gloves on the front. The bottle contains thirty 20mg capsule-pills containing glucose, and an unknown substance. These pills were made specifically to assist mobile task forces in their attempts to terminate an individual imbued with reality-warping capabilities with the assistance of a clown suit.
Researcher Notes: "It is important to note that while the user is immune to reality-warping anomalies, this does not mean that your surrounding environment is. I cannot stress enough that approaching a hostile type-green entity is, and will always be, a bad idea. You're not Clef, so stop trying to act like it." - Doctor Barker.Date of Creation: 21st November 2019
Name: 'Green Strings Ukulele.'
Description: A green ukulele that, when played, is able to create orchestrated music from the space around the user. The music created varies for each individual person. All instances of these items are currently stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 5th December 2019
Name: 'Construction Paint.'
Description: Seven tubes of non-brand paint of varying colors that, when administered upon the surface of objects, are able to change the composition, structure, and physical state of the administered surface area according to what is painted. The exact effects that take place seem to require some sort of intent behind the usage, otherwise, this item will not show any anomalous properties. Held in Site-77.Date of Creation: 22nd December 2019
Name: 'The REAL Lava Lamp.'
Description: A purple and orange glass lava-lamp. The item does not seem to be able to be shut-off, and constantly gives off the heat of thirty-one degrees Celsius. After analyzing the contents of the container, it was found that the item contained actual lava. Used as a weapon by Doctor Birch during a containment breach resulting in its destruction.
Date of Creation: 1st January 2020
Name: 'Mister Clowns' Bottomless Bag of Super Fun Party Balloons.'
Description: A single bag of 25.72 cm twisting balloons with the cartoon of a portly man in a clown costume on the front. Appears to be an endless supply. When asked to show personnel what this objects' purpose was during testing, SCP-XXXX began inflating, twisting, and modeling an assumed total (accounting for the area taken up) of twelve-thousand balloons to create a multitude of different sculptures within the span of eleven seconds including:
- A red dragon with yellow back spikes.
- A dachshund.
- A cake.
- A large table.
- A gun.
Sculptures that were of living creatures became animated, and all objects seemed to take on attributes of their non-balloon counter-parts. The 'dragon' was able to breathe methane-based fires and understood basic human language. The table had become stiff with a physical texture of wood. The cake was edible, able to be cut without deflating, and tasted like strawberries. The gun could be loaded with handgun ammunition. After turning hostile, the 'dragon' was terminated. The 'Dog' was transferred to Site-45. The 'Gun' is currently in the possession of Doctor Marcus. The 'Table' was disposed of via incineration. Currently held in Site-77.
Date of Creation: 7th January 2020
Name: 'Hypno-Disco Ball.'
Description: A small, purple disco-ball hood ornament. When spun the object played an unidentified disco song at 87dB. and was able to compel any and all living creatures within ear-shot to begin dancing. The event continued for two hours before SCP-XXXX was able to be coerced into de-activating the device. Item was confiscated and destroyed by Doctor Plum.
Researcher Notes: "Seriously, who even likes disco?" -Doctor Plum.Date of Creation: 14th January 2020
Name: 'The Trum-pets'.
Description:Seven living trumpet creatures. All instances had elongated valves to use for limbs and the intelligence of the average canine. The creatures had the ability to consume sounds from the immediate area that, once consumed, were unable to be made again by the afflicted 'prey.' Entities were required to be terminated after releasing noises over 120 dBs to attack Doctor Andrews.Date of Creation: 20th January 2020
Name: 'Ralph, the Toy Detective.'
Description: A three-foot-tall jack-in-the-box with a humanoid figure inside. When the box is opened, the torso of a human male dressed in a gray suit and fedora will pop up from within the box. Their face has been colored white with make-up cream and always seems to be smoking a cigar. Was commented upon appearing to be modeled after a noir film detective, and the entity responded quickly and wittily about the speakers love-life being similar to their 'quick and simple' observational skills. The entity was able to discern personal information about whomever was within visual-range without the need for interrogation. The entity is currently being examined within Site-17 after withdrawing into their box and going into an innate state.Date of Creation: 26th January 2020
Name: 'The Bullet.'
Description: A fully functioning 47.71-meter tall rocket made in the style of a vintage toy. Nose and fins of the item are colored a bright red, while the body is painted white. A single circular window can be found on the south side of the craft. Investigation showed that the inside of the rocket was equipped with required tools, fuel, supplies, necessities, controls, and was able to function properly despite SCP-XXXX not having any clear experience in such a field of expertise. During the inside investigation, SCP-XXXX had somehow managed to board the spacecraft and initiate the launch sequence, resulting in the entity and three members of Foundation personnel being stranded in Earths' orbit for twelve days. Efforts of reclaiming the spacecraft from orbit were successful and injuries from the sudden launch were minor. Stored within Site-77.
Researcher Note: "In hindsight, someone could have just asked SCP-XXXX to teleport them back to earth. How did no-one think of that?" - Doctor Tanner of The Foundation Space Association.Date of Creation: 2nd February 2020
Name: 'The Matchmaker.'
Description: A wooden bow painted pink, and six five heart-themed arrows. Appears to be inspired by the traditional 'Cupids Arrow' concept. After an arrow has punctured the skin of a target, the arrow will dissipate leaving no injury. The target will then become infatuated with the first being they visually, or physically come into contact with. Items are stored within Site-77.
**Researcher Note: **"Okay, who the hell took one?" - Doctor Marcus.Date of Creation: 8th February 2020
Name: 'Yum-Yum Choco-Bar.'
Description: A chocolate bar that regenerates into separate instances of itself when broken into pieces. This process is known to continue during digestion where enough chocolate will be created that the subjects digestive track will rupture within the hour. When questioning SCP-XXXX about the reasoning behind this item, it appeared to be made to help encourage sharing. Incineration was found to be the only efficient method of disposal.Date of Creation: 12th February 2020
Name: 'Blockland.'
Description: A roughly estimated 3x3x6 Kilometer castle created entirely out of giant inter-locking toy-bricks. Resulted from a test where SCP-XXXX was instructed to create something to take up an expansive area to see if it was capable of doing so. The castle was inhabited by many different life-forms composed of the same material which included: a King, a Queen, three court jesters, at least a hundred highly-trained knights, thirty servants, and an uncounted number of wildlife. All those that were able to be questioned claimed to have existed for centuries though SCP-XXXX had only just created them recently. SCP-XXXX was then instructed to erase their creation as a follow-up test. The entity showed great discomfort at the idea, and instead shrunk the castle down to a size of 1x1x2 meters. Is currently contained within Site-73.Date of Creation: 15th February 2020
Name: 'The Shy Rock.'
Description: A pet metamorphic rock that only moves when it is not being watched. Creature appears to be non-hazardous, and has been shown to consume small amounts of inorganic material. Was created after SCP-XXXX was informed of other hazardous entities that exist within the Foundation. Currently the property of Doctor Conwell.
Researcher Note: "Please try to refrain from mentioning any hostile entities contained within Site-19 to SCP-XXXX to prevent any unforeseen hostile incidents." - Doctor Barker.Date of Creation: 25th February 2020
Name: 'Magic Ink.'
Description: An inkwell filled with a black liquid that when met with any surface it will instantaneously transform affected lifeforms, and objects into a 'cartoon equivalent' of its original self. Living beings afflicted by the anomalous properties of this item become notably more clumsy, prone to accidents, and appear to physiologically follow 'Cartoon logic.' The only known way of termination for these subjects is through the complete submersion of a liquid compound composed of turpentine, acetone, and benzene. This item showed to have no effect on SCP-XXXX, much to the entity's disappointment.Date of Creation: 28th February 2020
Name: 'The SweetTooth Express.'
Description: A fully functioning fifteen-cart steam-powered train capable of traveling up to 282 Km/h that is made entirely out of hard-candy, and fruit-gelatin. Smoke exhausted by the engine and brakes take on a striped red and white appearance, and the smell of peppermint. The locomotive is unable to be destroyed in any other way than consumption, and seems incapable of expiration. Was manned by sixteen separate entities made of various candies that were transferred to Site-06-3 for study. The locomotive was transported to Site-19 where it was consumed by D-Class Personnel.Date of Creation: 1st March 2020
Name: 'Multi-Color Pen.'
Description: A pen capable of using two-hundred and fifty-two different colors of ink capable of manipulating the users surroundings according to their own visual perception as if they were editing a drawing or photograph. The user may then manipulate or alter the function, appearance, and composition of their surrounding without known limits. This object was discovered after SCP-XXXX proceeded to create an ascending spiral staircase leading up from its containment area to the roof of Site-19. The entity then proceeded to use this object to manipulate the surface of moon to look like [ EXPUNGED ]. After being escorted back to containment SCP-XXXX agreed to undo the damages it had caused, and was place in time-out for six hours. Object was confiscated, and destroyed by incineration.Date of Creation: 7th March 2020
Name: 'The Super-Easy Sugar-Stove.'
Description: A small, cube-like, blue stove with yellow words on the side reading: 'Super-Simple Sugar-Stove.' The object has a single dial on the top for adjusting the ovens' temperature. This item was created after SCP-XXXX was able to escape containment for long enough to hold a bake-sale in the Site-19 mess hall. The entity was re-contained after three hours, and placed in time-out for one. This object is able to cause transmutations in nearly any material placed within it, turning said materials into some form of edible baked goods; though all baked goods always taste like the items placed within it. The object can be heated to temperatures up to 1000 degrees Celsius, but does not give off heat when the oven door is closed. The power source has yet to be identified. Currently kept in the Site-64 break-room.
Researcher Notes: "After an incident involving a member of Foundation personnel forcing SCP-XXXX into this item, it would seem that SCP-XXXX is incapable of being burned or transmuted. Disciplinary measures have been taken with Agent Johnson, and they have been dismissed from their duties until they can successfully prove that they correctly understand Foundation safety guidelines.As a side-note, I want the remainder of personnel assigned with the duties of re-capturing SCP-XXXX to remember the words of Doctor Sievert. We are tasked to protect the world from creatures like SCP-XXXX, not give it a reason to think we want to hurt it. It could be out there doing ungodly things we can't even comprehend, but for some reason it just wants to entertain us with toys; toys that the Foundation have been able to contain easily-enough. Better-yet, it never even leaves Site-19, making our job a hell of a lot easier! In my opinion, that's a decent trade-off when thinking of the alternative. Agent Johnsons' actions could have ended in disaster, but luckily SCP-XXXX believes that the incident was somehow an accident. Now, that's all well and good, but think about what would happen if SCP-XXXX didn't think it was an accident. What if it got angry and turned on us, thinking we betrayed its trust? Now, what if that sense of distrust stretched out further beyond the Foundation, and to the human race? My point is this: Get your shit together, stop playing hero, and do your damn job because if SCP-XXXX were that easy to get rid of it would have been long-gone by now." - Doctor Barker.
Date of Creation: 19th March 2020
Name: 'Green Elephant.'
Description: A watering can that was made in the shape of a green elephant. When water is filled into and poured from this item, any organic surface that makes contact with the water will begin to sprout different kinds of plant-life. Pouring on a living creature, however, will result in the subject becoming infected with a parasitic fauna. No danger of spreading is noted, but the only way to permanently terminate the parasite is by removing the root of the plant from its host. Pouring on any other material causes no effect. Currently being studied in Site-103.Date of Creation: 22nd March 2020
Name: 'The Worlds Funniest Joke.'
Description: A joke in the form of a short-story involving a butler, a giraffe, and a teapot. If the listener has been able to hear the joke in its entirety, the listener will be sent into fits of hysterical laughter eventually resulting in the suffocation of those fallen victim to it. During such a time, those afflicted will most usually perish if unable to receive medical attention within two minutes. As a side-note, it is to be mentioned that those who have survived their first telling of this joke appear immune to its anomalous effects, but do still seem to remark that that the joke 'never gets old.'Date of Creation: 28th March 2020
Name: 'The Wishing Star.'
Description: An onyx kendama with a jade chain connecting a diamond sphere to the handle. Was described to be impossible to win, yet rumored by SCP-XXXX that doing so will result in the user 'getting one free wish.' Attempts at proving this statement were unsuccessful as 'cheating' at the game resulted in the item turning to ash.Date of Creation: 1st April 2020
Name: 'The Can of Overly Affectionate Snakes.'
Description: A red trick peanut-brittle can with a multi-colored label reading: "Crunchy-Tasty Peanut-Brittle!" The item was created during a time when SCP-XXXX had managed to breach containment. Security footage showed that the entity created this object while hidden in the Site-19 break-room where it placed the item on a near-by table before returning to containment. Security was tasked to intercept the item, but personnel had already come into contact with the object prior to arrival. When opened, the item spewed an unending amount of live snakes until it was closed once more. Snakes showed no signs of hostility and appeared to act in an affectionate manner similar to a domesticated dog. Currently stored within Site-77.
Researcher Note: "As of the eighth of November, the Ethics Committee have cleared these reptiles for task force use. If any personnel are interested, please get into contact with the Site-66 Department of Animal Training." - Doctor Wilde.Date of Creation: 3rd April 2018
Name: 'Human Seeds.'
Description: Fifteen rainbow jellybeans that were created as a test to see how SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties could affect plant-life. Planting a bean in the ground will result in the sprouting of a 2x2x1 meter stalk baring four golden eggs within a span of three hours. After roughly two hours these eggs will hatch into human infants. When questioned about the purpose behind this item, SCP-XXXX replied that 'it was where it thought babies came from.' Infants were sent to Site-06-3 for study and showed to have minor plant-like qualities. All bean-stalks were incinerated, the remaining beans were sent to Site-103, and SCP-XXXX was later educated on the human reproduction system.
**Researcher Note: "It was going to happen sometime, Weiss. Grow a pair." -Doctor Barker.//Date of Creation: 8th April 2020
Name: 'The Teleportation Box.'
Description: A brown cardboard box decorated with glitter. On the side, there are the words: "Now you see me-" written in black ink. When the box is closed while an object is inside of it, the object within will be teleported to an unknown, unoccupied location within an unknown radius. Was created after SCP-XXXX had challenged a member of personnel to a game of hide-and-seek. After five minutes where the entity had yet to re-emerge from the box, stationed guards were sent in to investigate revealing that SCP-XXXX was no-longer within containment. The facility went into full lock-down, and searches were held both within and outside of Site-19. SCP-XXXX was found three hours later, hidden in the ventilation system of the on-site infirmary. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: April 21st, 2020
Name: 'Personal Nesting Doll.'
Description : A blank wooden Russian nesting-doll containing an unknown amount of smaller versions of itself. Once a sapient creature comes within two meters from this item, the toy will begin to take on physical characteristics of that being. At such a time the item will begin to vocally reveal secrets about that one being. It is shown that the more layers that are revealed underneath, the 'deeper' the secret that is told by the wooden dolls. Class-B amnesics were administered to Doctors Ferguson, and Juniper following initial testing. Item was destroyed by order of the O5-Counsel on the grounds of the item being a potential breach of privacy, and SCP-XXXX was given a lecture on the importance of respecting the privacy of others.Date of Creation: Unknown. Discovered on 2nd May 2020
Description of Item: 'The Failed Idea Suitcase'
Notes: A pink suitcase decorated with yellow flower stickers. During testing, the entity was asked if it had ever made anything it did not approve of, and materialized this item as a response. Unzipping this suitcase reveals a pocket dimension within that is always inhabited by a maximum of twenty-three random items presumably created by SCP-XXXX. Currently, there are fifteen separate items that have been taken from this object:
- A toaster-oven that creates one flat stone with a diameter of six centimeters every five seconds. Status: Destroyed.
- A tarot card of 'The Fool' that when turned upside down, reverses the pull of gravity on the holder. Status: Unknown.
- A gumball machine that dispenses eyeballs instead of gumballs. Status: Destroyed.
- A shotgun that creates a powerful suction with a pressure of 1832 kilograms. Status: Stored within the Site-19 Armory.
- A cannibalistic beanbag. Status: Destroyed.
- A clock that when the time reaches four in the afternoon it explodes into confetti, and somehow rebuilds itself within the hour. Status: Destroyed.
- A yellow Crowbar capable of destroying non-living temporal artifacts. Status: Currently the property of Agent Ricardo.
- A domino of undiscernible color. Status: Destroyed.
- A bottle opener that turns organic matter into whiskey. Status: Currently the property of Doctor Malcolm.
- A living minx made entirely out of sewing needles. Status: Terminated.
- An endless tape-measure capable of causing earth tremors depending on how far the tape is pulled. Status: Stored in Site-77.
- A leather bag filled with unidentifiable internal organs. Status: Destroyed.
- A coat-rack that excretes random beef products when asked. Status: Stored in the Site-77 Break Room.
- A cookbook filled with recipes about how to turn ordinary kitchen ingredients into living creatures. Status: Stored within the Site-19 file-vault.
- An umbrella that manifests donuts of varying kinds from its handle. Status: Stored in Site-77.
Item is currently stored within Site-73.
Date of Creation: 9th May 2020
Name: 'The Rainy-Day Top.'
Description: A spinning plunger-top toy that was created due to SCP-XXXX hearing about the lack of rainfall in the general area at the time. Once the plunger has been pressed down, this item is capable of manipulating the surrounding weather formations depending on how hard it was spun. A gentle push will cause light rain within the next five minutes, a normal press causes a reasonable down-pour within ten, and a harsh press will cause heavy storms in thirty. Pressures further than what is capable of a normal human has shown to have disastrous consequences. Currently stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 15th May 2020
Description of Item: 'The "Make-a-Mech" Model Set.'
Notes: The cover of the 30x30x15 centimeter box shows two large robots battling in space with swords and firearms. This item was the result of an experiment where SCP-XXXX was exposed to certain types of media for a week before being asked to create something it found interesting. The item is similar to that of a normal model set and is filled with different kinds of parts that can be put together. Once a model has been finished, the individual model will begin to grow to gigantic proportions and function as a pilot-able giant mechanized robot. These models are capable of flight, and specific types of combat depending on what model pieces are used. Stored within Site-19 Armory.
Researcher Notes: "Yes, we know this is an interesting creation. No, you cannot take it through the drive-through of any fast-food establishment, Bright. No matter how many times you ask." - The Ethics Committee.Date of Creation: 30th May 2020
Name: 'The Anti-Gravity Ball.'
Description: A 2.50 cm diameter red ball. Once thrown or dropped, the object was able to continue to gather kinetic energy indefinitely until it has been adequately restrained. Item was destroyed via incineration.Date of Creation: 5th June 2020
Name: 'Homing Darts.'
Description : Five 45.72 cm throwing darts of different colors. All of which have the words 'Homing Darts' written on their bodies. While in use, these darts always seem to hit what the thrower was aiming for regardless of the location of the target. This targeting system seems to work with visual locations, mental pictures, or photographic identification making it so that location is never a difficulty when it comes to hitting its designated mark. If thrown while a target is obstructed, the dart will begin to pilot itself to avoid all obstacles on its way to the target. If there is no possible way of hitting the target, via barricade/containment/etc., the item will continue to gain speed by flying near or around the target until an entryway has been made. Was created with a dartboard included as it would appear that SCP-XXXX intended for it to be the designated target. Stored within Site-77Date of Creation: 14th June 2020
Name: 'The SplashTown Mega-Shot.'
Description: A plastic, yellow pump-action water-rifle with a water-tank that seemingly never runs out of water. The maximum recorded psi of this item has come in at approximately 62,159 psi after a total of nine hundred and eighty-six uses of the hand-pump, and 43psi after one. The spray is sent out in a cone formation over a distance of 30-230 feet before significant pressure fall-off. Stored within the Site-19 Armory.Date of Creation: 22nd June 2020
Name: 'Light-as-Air Saltwater Taffy.'
Description: Forty-one pieces of candy with individual wrappers. After consumption, the subject will begin to float aimlessly upward in the air for the next hour before slowly descending back to the ground. Those that consume this item have shown to have little capability of maneuvering themselves without the assistance of tethering or the aid of solid surfaces, and ascension after consumption appears to occur at different speeds depending on the subjects body-mass. While it is unknown how exactly this happens, it has been shown that when one of these candies are placed in water they release a helium-based carbonation for forty-two hours before completely dissolving. Items were a gift to Doctor Marcus as an expression of thanks for a recent visit to the entity's containment area.
Researcher Notes: "They're actually pretty good, just so long as you remember to tie yourself down." - Doctor Marcus.Date of Creation: 3rd August 2020
Name: 'The Orbital-Jumper.'
Description: A blue pogo-stick with bouncing onomatopoeia written on the body. Item has shown to be able to send subjects into the upper levels of the stratosphere after two jumps. When landing it would appear that some sort of anomalous quality of the item makes it so the user is unaffected by their plummet, and will land safely so long as physical contact is kept with the item at all times during use. This effect seems to also include if someone were to make physical-contact with any airborne obstructions during their ascent. Currently stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 13th August 2020
Name: 'Universal RC Controller.'
Description: A toy-car controller that can remotely pilot any vehicle. Does not seem to be affected by distance, and does not require power. Currently stored within Site-64.Date of Creation: 21st August 2020
Name: 'Quackers the Duck.'
Description: A wooden duck with wheels capable of movement, and telepathic communication. Was created by SCP-XXXX due to a strong feeling of loneliness. Held in Site-28.Date of Creation: 11th September 2020
Name: 'Look-A-like Glasses.'
Description: A pair of novelty joke glasses that create a cognitive illusion making the wearer appear as a random individual the onlooker is familiar with. Item was created after the entity had escaped containment, and was used to blend in with Foundation personnel. SCP-XXXX was later escorted back to containment after having joined a search party looking for itself. Currently stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: September 18th, 2020
Description of Item: 'Gomballi the Wise'
Notes: A 1x1x8 foot coin-operated fortune-telling machine themed around an animatronic Djinn that is capable of predicting future events, and instructing individuals on how to perform tasks if asked to do so. Stored within Site-64.
Researcher Notes: "We at Site-64 would like to ask outside personnel to stop going to this machine for relationship advice. It's a mechanical construct of unknown intelligence, not your personal love-guru. If necessary, we WILL place in the breakroom so that EVERYONE knows how shitty of a partner you are." - Doctor Gene, Head of Storage Department.Date of Creation: 24th September 2020
Name: 'Anti-Hazard Safety Scissors.'
Description: A pair of green plastic safety scissors that can cut through any non-living material, but is unable to cut living matter. All known instances have been stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 22nd October 2020
Name: 'The Get-Up'n Go Wind-Up Key.'
Description: A brass wind-up key that once placed upon the skin of an individual can be twisted. Afterward, the individual will feel rejuvenated and energized for one hour per individual full turn. Kept in the Site-19 Break Room.
Researcher Notes: "While a good alternative to caffeine, it should be recognized that this item is not capable of healing any injuries sustained prior to use. If needed, please report to the infirmary for medical assistance." - Doctor Anderson.Date of Creation: 9th November 2020
Name: 'The Freeze-Tag Flashlight.'
Description: A large turquoise flashlight capable of immobilizing anything caught in its light. Was item created during a multiple keter containment breach resulting from a terrorist attack in the form of a mass power-failure, forcing Site-19 to rely entirely on a partly damaged back-up generator. Most of the site was able to successfully go into total lock-down, however at the time of the event SCP-XXXX had breached its containment and had begun roaming Site-19. After the initial power-outage the entity came into contact with an evacuation team before proceeding to search for any surviving personnel to guide to safety; soon afterward coming into contact with SCP-017. During this confrontation, SCP-XXXX appeared to attempt to speak with the entity in an attempt to get SCP-017 to evacuate, after which hostilities began. SCP-XXXX was able to avoid the anomalous effects of SCP-017 by turning its shadow into licorice and consuming it before trapping SCP-017 with this item. Further tests showed that the item has no effect on targets while in a well-lit area. Object has been made accessible to personnel managing SCP-017's containment area.Date of Creation: 18th November 2020
Name: 'Arctic Ice-Breakers.'
Description: Fifteen packs of breath mints wrapped in aluminum, and cyan paper. Those that consume these mints are then subjected to having their body temperatures lowered until those afflicted have been frozen in place for the next half-hour. After defrosting, subjects have shown to have not suffered any negative effects of their prior state, but will have a mint-like scent emanating from their person for the next hour. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 28th November 2020
Name: 'Cotton-Candy Seeds.'
Description: A packet of five seeds similar to the Gossypium hirsutum that are capable of sprouting plant-fibers made almost completely out of sugar when fully grown. Plants usually hold up to twelve seeds per plant, and are known to both grow and spread at alarming rates. All instances of these plants were destroyed via incineration.
Date of Creation: 13th December 2020
Name: 'The 'Imagine Me' Friend Maker.'
Description: A black box with a single red helmet inside. While the helmet is worn, the subject is capable of low-tier reality manipulation to the point where they will be able to create sentient, living creatures with a thought. Destroyed via incineration.Date of Creation: 24th December 2020
Name: 'Do It Yourself, Fantasy Garden.'
Description: A green 20x40x10 centimeter box that reads "Build Your Own Fantasy Garden!" The contents of the box include:
- Four seed packets.
- One bag of standard plant fertilizer.
- A small booklet about educating the user on the proper use of the product.
Individual testing has shown that depending on which packet is used, the plant-life produced will be substantially different. Cross-pollination is not permitted. The current experiments have ended with the following results:
- Packet #1 [Water Weed, Growth Period: Five Days. ]: Seeds similar to the species Zea mays while having a turquoise color. Has a tough outer shell, and is filled with dehydrated micro-organisms. After being submerged in water, these seeds will begin to exude an estimated amount of twelve gallons of salt-water every minute. This will continue until the seed has been successfully submerged in ten meters of liquid. The final result shows that a single seed has the ability to create an underwater biome consisting of kelp, common oceanic organisms, various corals, and approximately two to three merfolk. Kelp always seems to be self-controlled and is able to be replenished when needed. All beings spawned from this item have been concluded to be non-hostile.
- Packet #2 [ Peppermint Bamboo, Growth Period: Six hours]: Red, and white striped seeds that appear to belong to a plant within the Chimonobambusa genus. A single seed will cause an approximate amount of five to ten bamboo shoots to sprout from the ground at a radius up to fifteen centimeters around the planting site. At such a time, any plant-life within five feet will be transmuted into confectioneries. The seeds grow to thirty feet when having reached maturity, but do not seem to be capable of reproducing without outside assistance.
- Packet #3 [ Venus Garden, Growth Period: One Month.]: Four large seeds of unrecognizable origin, each the size of a softball. Once planted, the seed will sprout revealing a small mound of flesh with a marbled color scheme. Over the course of the next month, any humanoid subject who's sexual preference includes the female gender will be irrationally driven to ensure that the seed reaches maturity. After a month the flesh will have slowly taken on the form of a human woman that has been rooted into the ground. The life-form is carnivorous by nature and can consume up to fifty kilograms of protein each day. All instances of these beings appear to have the abilities to manipulate those swayed by its physical form to do its bidding, even if it means bodily sacrifice to provide sustenance for the entity.
- Packet #4 [ Friend Seeds, Growth Period: Instantaneous.]: Seeds appear to be gray, and the size of a marble. Once these items have been placed on any normally non-living object or non-sentient life-form it will then be brought to life, or gain cognizance. Beings do not seem to have a defined life-span and will continue living until their destruction.
All components of this item were transferred to Site-103 for containment and study.
Date of Creation: Unknown. Discovered on 10th January 2021.
Name: 'Two-Way Chalkboard.'
Description: A 32 cm green chalkboard. When written upon, this object will simultaneously spawn a second instance of itself in front of a random living creature within an unknown range. After this has occurred the two beings using these items may converse in writing as whatever is written on one of these objects will appear on the other for a short time. After one party has finished speaking, the second instance of this item will disappear. Was initially believed to be an unidentified life-form attempting to make contact with the planet before suspicious behavior was observed from SCP-XXXX's containment area at the time of these occurrences. Prior to the confiscation of this item, instances of this object have appeared within different locations, including inside Sites -17, 06-3, 50, and -88. All known instances of this item are stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 14th January 2021
Name: Inter-dimensional Trash Bin.
Description: A 34 cm basketball-net trash bin with a diameter of 29 cm. Once an item has entered this trash bin, the bottom will open up to reveal a vortex. Afterward, the items placed within will disappear into the bottom, sent to another location. When SCP-XXXX was questioned about this item, it was explained that the object randomly sends what was placed within it to a number of places including different locations, moments in time, alternate timelines, and other planes of existence. Testing with this item is currently ongoing within Site-76.
Researcher Notes: "At the time of recovery, SCP-XXXX had already deposited approximately seven individual items within the trash bin. The current location of these items have yet to be discovered." - Doctor Robinson.Date of Creation: 17th January 2021
Name: 'Tic-Tac-Toe: The Board Game.'
Description: A Tic-Tac-Toe Board Game. When the game is completed, the winner is awarded a cupcake that materializes from the game-board. Currently, the flavors made are Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry with rainbow sprinkles. In the events of a tie, both sides are awarded one half of a cupcake. Currently kept in the Site-17 break-room.Date of Creation: 30th January 2021
Name: 'Yum-Yum Meal Bars.'
Description: A box of thirty-six individually-wrapped, sixteen centimeter long meal-bars containing vitamins and nutrients essential to a healthy diet. Flavors include: Beefy Stroganoff, Fruit Salad, Mac'N'Cheese, Everything Bread, Seasoned Green-Tomatoes, and Brownie. Appearing to be a second attempt at the previous 'Yum-Yum' brand item, these meal-bars are able to replenish themselves over time without harm to the consumer as these food items replenish themselves near instantaneously via the wrapper. After questioning SCP-XXXX on the purpose of the item, the entity expressed that it wished to make something more of use to Foundation personnel that were unable to directly benefit from its anomalous properties. After being deemed safe for Foundation use, instances of these items were made available to active field agents and mobile task force members.Date of Creation: 14th February, 2021
Name: 'Lalaland.'
Description: A 2.32 meter rubber pool filled with plastic balls of multiple colors. Object appears to have no bottom, and acts as an entrance to a separate reality composed entirely out of child-playthings. Environments of this reality appear to drastically differentiate, but it would appear that the landscape is normally composed of either confectioneries, toys, or playground equipment. Though no sapient life has yet to be identified, the reality appears to be self-sustaining. Expeditions are currently taking place in Site-77.Date of Creation: 3rd March 2021
Name: 'Giant Gummy Worms.'
Description: Three 3.56 meter living gummy worms having a striking resemblance to the species Lumbricus terrestris. The creatures have a physical composition made up of a mixture of gelatin and sugar, but show no other anomalous traits. Were created by SCP-XXXX to restrain Foundation personnel who were attempting to confiscate 'A Real Replica of the Planet Earth.' Instances were transported to Site-66 for observation.Date of Creation: 3rd March 2021
Name: 'A Real Replica of the Planet Earth.'
Description: An accurate model of the planet earth with a diameter of twenty-four centimeters that always hovered two-centimeters off of solid-ground. Upon creation, SCP-XXXX expressed extreme caution when handling the item, and became unusually hostile when Foundation personnel attempted to confiscate the item as the entity bound retrieval teams in what were giant, sentient gummy worms. After giving an explanation for their actions SCP-XXXX informed Foundation personnel that it had not created a replica of the earth, but a celestial body representing it. The object was described in a way that if someone were to touch the floating body even with a singular digit, one of a much grander scale would impact the surface of the planet, mimicking the actions dealt to the model. SCP-XXXX originally intended for this item to be an educational toy, but saw in hindsight the issues with its' creation. When demanded to erase this creation, the entity manifested an instance of the 'Anti-Hazard Safety Scissors' before claiming to 'cut the ties it had with the planet' before the object was reduced to a mound of soil that was later transported to Site-34 for further study.
Researcher Note: "All requests to have such an object being recreated to assist in the observation and termination of entities or organizations are hereby forbidden. While the Foundation recognizes the uses of such a utility, the cons far outweigh the pros. Even SCP-XXXX is capable of seeing the immense danger such an object could pose, should it continue to exist. It would be wise to remember our places as the jailer, and not the monster. Any further requests sent for evaluation will result in immediate demotion." - The Ethics Committee.Date of Creation: March 16th 2021
Name: 'Blaterday.'
Description: A reality-warping memetic anomaly that came in the form of an additional day of the week. Located between Friday and Saturday, 'Blaterday' was designed by SCP-XXXX to be an additional day during the weekend. This temporal manipulation was able to be recognized the following day after many members of the Foundation came to realize that 'Blaterday' had never occurred any prior week. Soon afterward, the Foundation called a world-wide state of alert for all available sites to begin investigation of the phenomenon. It was deducted that SCP-XXXX was the culprit after finding that the entity had begun celebrating over its creation. Foundation personnel demanded the erasure of this anomaly, and SCP-XXXX begrudgingly complied.
Researcher Notes: "How the hell did we not notice SCP-XXXX added a whole new day to the week? How do we know that it hasn't done this kind of thing before?" - Doctor Burgess.Date of Creation: 1st April 2021
Name: 'Everything Bubblegum'
Description: A pack of 6 centimeter long six-pack of 'pink-flavored' bubblegum. Prior to coming into contact with liquid, this item will have no anomalous properties to speak of. Once it has been introduced to a solvent however, the gum will become extremely malleable, stretchable, and durable. The item appears to function as an 'anomalous swiss-army-knife' of sorts, as it will shape itself and act in almost any way the user could want so long as one would provide the necessary intent. All current instances are stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 23rd April 2021
Name: 'Cardboard Time-Machine'
Description: A 1x1x2 meter cardboard-box equipped with buttons, and levers located on the inside of the structure. Before the item could be seized from SCP-XXXX's containment area the entity was able to use the construct, disappearing from containment, and triggering for Site-19 to go into full lock-down. After two hours SCP-XXXX reappeared within its containment area with the anomalous object, wearing what appeared to be a traditional Japanese kimono, a sombrero, and a false mustache. Once confronted about the event SCP-XXXX claimed to have been gone for three years on vacation though it had only been missing for two hours. The object was confiscated, and destroyed via incineration.
Researcher Notes: "As initially suspected and feared, it has now been confirmed that SCP-XXXX is capable of manipulating the flow of time; an attribute that has rarely been seen in type-green entity's. What this may mean is unknown, and it is uncertain how SCP-XXXX's rebellious nature toward reality could affect it." - The O5-Counsel.Date of Creation: 5th May 2019
Name: 'The Late-Runner Stopwatch.'
Description: A copper stopwatch that has been painted with bright-red acrylic paint. Normally the device functions like a non-anomalous stopwatch, but if the timer button is held for approximately five seconds it will trigger a temporal anomaly where the progression of time will cease for all creatures; excluding the holder of said item. From statements taken from SCP-XXXX, this item was created to serve the less punctual populous; allowing them to live their life at a leisurely pace. Testing showed that users could safely interact with frozen objects or life-forms without negative repercussions, causing Foundation researchers to question if this item simply freezes time, or temporarily 'removes' it from reality altogether. As a side-note, it is to be recognized that SCP-XXXX did not seem affected by the anomalous properties of this item as it was able to thoroughly explain the functions of the stopwatch and how to reverse the effects of the anomaly. Stored within Site-50 for further testing.
Researcher Notes: "Similar to 'the Cardboard Time-Machine', instances of this item are not to be created by SCP-XXXX. While the entity appears to now completely understand that such items could cause heavy damage to the flow to time, Foundation staff should always be wary when being introduced to items that may have some form of visual connection with the concepts similar to time. If the entity does create any more items capable of manipulating time, it is to view the full five-hour extent of the Foundation safety video covering temporal shenanigans." - The O5-Counsel.Date of Creation: 15th June 2021
Name: 'One-Way Window.'
Description: A 60x60cm window that was temporarily embedded into the wall of SCP-XXXX's containment area. At the time of creation, the item was found to function as a one-way looking-glass for the entity to observe the outside world. It would seem that the way that this item functioned was that the user would give a name of a person, place, or location, and the window would present what was asked for. This construct was not capable of opening, and breaking the glass of the window caused the item to lose its anomalous qualities. Object was destroyed during its removal from SCP-XXXX's containment area.
Researcher Notes: "Though at the time of creation it was not known that this object was incapable of opening, we are still uncertain if a being capable of phasing through solid matter could not use it to transport itself to a new location." - Doctor Wright.Date of Creation: 12th July 2021
Name: 'Future-Sight Kaleidoscope.'
Description: A multi-colored two-piece cardboard tube filled with small pieces of colored glass, and multiple reflective surfaces. On one end of the tube is a eye-piece allowing the user to view inside of the tube, while on the other is a screen allowing light into the tube to illuminate its' contents. While in use, the item depicts random future events in the users life by morphing the placement of colored glass into moving pictures. Is known to cause minor headaches if used for more than four minutes. Item is currently stored in Site-77.Date of Creation: 20th July 2021
Name: 'Mach Bears.'
Description: A total amount of seven bears belonging to the species Ursus arctos horribilis. While having the physical appearance of the average grizzly bear, these creatures are capable of moving at speeds up to 965 km/h with no detriment to themselves. These mammals are known to not become aggressive unless provoked, and have a diet that strictly consists of aquatic life and honey. Were created due to SCP-XXXX misunderstanding a comment made about a toupee belonging to an elderly member of personnel. All instances have been contained within Site-104.Date of Creation: 1st August 2021
Name: 'The Help-Bot 1000.'
Description: A 5x5x5 meter supercomputer with a built-in monitor and keyboard for inputting questions and commands. The exact capabilities of the item were not able to be completely understood at the time of its creation, but the device was capable of anomalously completing tasks assigned to it by somehow setting in motion chains of events that would result in the completion of said command. After being used for three weeks, the supercomputer was hijacked by an unknown party, causing the device to become hostile. Trained personnel were tasked with disabling and destroying the computer, but the device was able to use its anomalous properties to somehow fend off all attempts to destroy it at the time. Device was later destroyed by Technical Researcher David Rosen with the assistance of SCP-XXXX.Date of Creation: 20th August 2021
Name: 'Instant building.'
Description: A 30x20x7 centimeter cardboard box decorated with a picture of a construction worker ensuring the approval of a 'Wondertainment imagineer'; most likely SCP-XXXX. Within the container is a gray granulated substance that when submerged in water will begin absorbing up to five gallons of water for every cup. After fifteen seconds, or thirty if more than one box is used at a time, the granulated material will soon reconstruct itself into a building. The size, structural integrity, and height of the resulting construct seem to solely depend on the amount of product used, amount of absorbed water, and placement of the substance. All constructs created have shown to be made of concrete, and are equipped with a singular door leading outside. Was created after SCP-XXXX had been asked to assist with a storage problem concerning Site-66. Multiple instances of these items may be kept within storage sites, and can be accessed by personnel with a level-2 or higher clearance level.Date of Creation: 2nd September 2021
Name: 'The Zapper.'
Description: A joy-buzzer practical joke device made of metal with a rubber ring, and back. The inner-contents of the device are composed of a small system of springs and gears meant to store potential energy when wound from the outside, while releasing an electrical shock as a result from friction upon release. However, the item is incapable of reaching a limit as to how many times it can be wound, potentially creating an object that can create lethal bursts of electricity if wound for a long enough time. Stored within Site-66.Date of Creation: 20th September 2021
Name: 'Dessert Scorpions.'
Description: A contained total of fifty-two, highly aggressive scorpions composed entirely out of confectioneries. These creatures are known to forcefully insert themselves into a living beings digestive tract via the mouth in order to lay eggs, killing the scorpion in the process. This not harmful to those afflicted as these eggs will always pass through the colon hours before hatching due to these eggs being coated with a potent laxative. Were created as a test to make a food that could seek out the consumer. Contained in Site-104.
Researcher Note: "Studies of these creatures has revealed that the stingers of these arachnids carry an extremely potent numbing-agent. This is most likely used to enter the mouths of those less-than-willing much more easily." Doctor Holly, Site-104 Bio Researcher.Date of Creation: 7th October 2021
Name: 'Bottle of Music.'
Description: A 16 fl oz. transparent bottle with a gray cork that has been decorated with glitter suspended within the glass that is constantly vibrating. Though empty, whenever the cork is removed some form of sound will exit through the neck of the bottle; most usually being music. All sounds made by this item vary in decibel measurement, but the exact noises made will always depend on the situation. Stored in Site-77.Date of Creation: 7th October 2021
Name: 'Representative Onomatopoeia.'
Description: A collection of two-thousand flat, five-inch glyphs of differing visual distinctions, and language. When used to spell a word, or sound these objects will instantly take on characteristics of what is spelled; each letter linking together in the process. It is to be noted that if these 'words' are placed along-side any object or living creature that thing will physically, or psychologically receive characteristics similar to the word now 'linked' to them as the symbols will then begin hovering around said target. These glyphs are capable of being easily removed, and all anomalous activity will cease in the subject upon doing so. Stored in Site-77.Date of Creation:13th October 2021
Name: 'The Jungle-Gym.'
Description: The result of a raid upon Foundation transport vehicles on U.S. Route 50 while relocating a small group of humanoid entities to Site-6-03 for temporary housing. During the confrontation, SCP-XXXX terraformed a surrounding five mile radius into a thick inorganic jungle taking on the form of a giant expansive playground in an attempt to assist Foundation personnel with disengaging enemy forces. In this environment it was stated that the ground was turned into a soft foam-like substance, trees and other structures were made from recreational equipment, all instances of animal life were changed into giant stuffed animals, and bodies of water were replaced with ball-pits. The area was later reverted to its prior state twelve hours later after hostilities ceased.Date of Creation:19th October 2021
Name: 'Insta-Hole.'
Description: Twelve, five centimeter black disks composed of an unknown material similar to silicone. The objects are malleable, and capable of stretching up to a radius of five meters. If placed upon a solid surface these objects will create an opening leading to the other side of the structure. During testing, it was revealed that these disks can be removed by peeling them off at the edges of the opening; effectively closing the opening on both sides. Stored in Site-77.
Researcher Note: "These objects could prove to be useful when needing to transport vehicles from place to place. Perhaps an underground road system with these objects acting as long-distance closable tunnels?" - Doctor Weiss.
Date of Creation: 24th October 2021
Name: 'Lil' Leaky Teapot.'
Description: A dark-red teapot where in-place of a spout are three holes giving it the appearance of two eyes and an open smiling mouth. Object is intelligent, capable of movement via hopping, and self-compelled to sing songs about parties. During such an event, sentient food items will spawn around the object, and sing about their desire to be consumed. Food that is created with this item can become passively hostile toward surrounding life if left uneaten for a long enough time. Is currently stored in Site-17.Date of Creation: 1st November 2021
Name: 'The Magic Wand.'
Description: A black twenty-five centimeter cylindrical rod with white tips on both ends. When held, the user is capable of what that individual personally considers 'magic.' Due to the items capabilities falling mostly in the realm of self-comprehension it is uncertain exactly what the item can do, and it is currently uncertain if such an item falls under the jurisdiction of reality-warping anomalies or not. Was used by SCP-XXXX after the entity breached containment to hold a magic show for staff. Destroyed via termination.
Researcher Note: "It may be best to find a new way to dispose of that kids more troubling creations considering how torching this one almost blew up the incinerator." -Doctor Hauss.
Date of Creation: 10th November 2021
Name: 'Tricky Yo-Yo.'
Description: A yellow, and orange spiral yo-yo. While in use the item will afflict the user with unpredictable side-effects. As of the current time side-effects have included the following:- Spontaneous teleportation.
- The irrational desire to scream about tapioca pudding at the top of the nearest building.
- Obtaining the ability to sing the alphabet backwards with little effort.
- Premature hindsight.
- Bio-Luminescence.
- X-Ray Vision.
- Gaining the ability to flip a coin and have it land on its' edge with a 100% probability.
- The inability to not know what time it is.Stored within Site-77.
Date of Creation: Discovered on 19th November 2019
Name: 'Radio Station - D011-E.'
Description: A wireless high-frequency pirate radio transmission that was somehow mentally transmitted from SCP-XXXX's own body. First taking place on the 23rd of April 1978 SCP-XXXX took on the imaginary persona of 'Mr.Cool'; a twenty-two year old college student in Tulsa Oklahoma studying music, and hosting an over the phone talk-show with the public on weekdays from 09:00 to 17:00 where listeners could call a specific fifteen digit number and ask the entity questions about its fabricated persona, while SCP-XXXX would also broadcast songs that it had composed. These songs consisted mostly of hip-hop, free-style rapping, or classical genres. The frequency was identified by field agents on the 12th of January 1998 after investigating rumors about an unusual radio station broadcasting across all of North America and some of Mexico and Canada, but were unable to find the source of the broadcast. After being found to be the source of the broadcast SCP-XXXX was confronted on the matter, and begrudgingly accepted Foundation demands to discontinue the radio-program on the condition that they could announce the stations discontinuation to their listeners, and for its music to be released to the public as 'The Mr.Cool Collection.' After all recordings were found to hold no cognitive hazards, SCP-XXXX's demands were met and all two-hundred and thirteen tracks were released to public stores across America under the false publisher 'the Super Cool Publishers.'
Researcher Notes: "You know what? This is surprisingly better than a lot of the stuff out there today. Its got soul." - Doctor Bruce.Date of Creation: 20th November 2021
Name: 'The Forget-me-knot.'
Description: A red, meter long hemp fiber rope that is in a constant action of coiling itself into knots. When a knot of this rope is pulled apart the one performing the action will have forgotten the past twelve hours. Was created during a test where SCP-XXXX was asked to assist with amnestic shortages. Instances of these items have been approved are and permitted to be distributed to containment areas handling visual, mental, or any other cognitive hazards involving short-term memory.Date of Creation: 12th December, 2021
Name: 'Multi-Terrain Shoes.'
Description: Size: 2, wide. A pair of shoes capable of altering themselves to traverse difficult terrain. Testing has shown that these shoes are capable of growing attachments such as skating-blades, wheels, caterpillar tracks, and suction cups. Was created after SCP-XXXX breached containment to skate on the frozen roof of Site-19. SCP-XXXX would later be reprimanded for their behavior. Currently stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 20th December, 2021
Name: 'Battle-Paul's Battle-Ball Paddle-Ball.'
Description: A 24.52 centimeter high metallic paddle-ball toy with a 15.8 centimeter wide spiked ball on a chain measured to be 1.5 meters long. If used as a normal paddle-ball toy, the spiked sphere will continuously gain power and speed for each consecutive hit without detriment to the holder. The item has shown to be unbreakable, and will cease anomalous qualities if the user it desires not to 'play' with it anymore. Was created after SCP-XXXX was asked to create a new weapon for Foundation use. Stored within the Site-19 armory.Date of Creation: Unknown. Discovered on 24th December 2021
Name: 'The Jumble-Bumble Pop-tastic Bash-ifier.'
Description: A large multi-colored maul with a peen composed of a 'pop-o-matic' translucent dome containing a small assortment of colored spheres. It is unknown what the full capabilities of this object are but it has proven to be highly durable, having the ability to make physical contact with targets regardless of tangibility, the ability to enlarge or shrink to the desired size of the user, and to permanently nullify most weak to moderate anomalous properties upon contact. SCP-XXXX has described the object as a 'wondrous tool', and has the ability to 'destroy what doesn't exist through creation.' Was discovered to be in SCP-XXXX's possession during a mass containment breach in Site-19 in which the entity had become involved in hostilities with multiple Keter and Euclid-Class entities during the site evacuation. The reason as to how this breach came to happen is currently under investigation, but foul-play is suspected. Due to SCP-XXXX's adamant refusal of handing over the artifact, even with threats of punishment, any appearances of this object are to be documented as soon as possible and reported at first chance.
Researcher Notes: "So, has anyone heard from security about getting the footage ofthe fight?" - Doctor Cooper.Date of Creation: 29th December, 2021
Name: 'The Capture Jar.'
Description: A two-piece two-gallon ceramic jar made in the form of an orange cat with a kitchen timer built into the pottery. Once the timer has been activated, up-to three separate individuals within a five meter radius will be harmlessly transmuted into a thick mist before being sucked into the jar for the allotted time. It is to be noted that the size of the objects placed in the jar does not matter, as the space within the item seems to be composed of a self-adjusting pocket-dimension capable of shrinking or enlarging itself depending on what is placed inside. After pre-set time has passed, the captured subjects will then be returned outside of the jar via a cloud of mist escaping the top of the jar. Was created as a test where SCP-XXXX was asked to create something that could assist Foundation personnel with containing dangerous anomalies. Stored in Site-77.
Researcher Notes: "Yes, we tried to capture SCP-XXXX with it. No, it didn't work. Yes, the entity was easily able to manifest outside of the pot. I forgot that it could do stuff like that so cut me a break." - Doctor Franks.
Date of Creation: 28th January, 2022
Name: 'The Orb.'
Description: A black orb of unknown weight, or density with a diameter of twenty centimeters. Object appeared to be locked in its own spatial area while following the rotation of the planet, incapable of being moved otherwise. Was created by SCP-XXXX during a containment breach where the entity used the item to restrain and apprehend SCP-4520. When questioned about the reasons for using such an object to restrain SCP-4520, SCP-XXXX informed staff that the former entity was 'having a lucky-streak', forcing them to 'raise the difficulty.' Due to its anomalous properties, SCP-XXXX dematerialized the object as per the Foundation's request.Date of Creation: 5th February, 2022
Name: 'Portable Black-hole.'
Description: A palm-sized black hole that was created by SCP-XXXX as 'the perfect hiding spot' when forcing Foundation staff to participate in a site-wide game of hide-and-go-seek. The celestial object was discovered in the office of Doctor Jones, but due to its properties SCP-XXXX was unable to be recovered without the assistance of Doctor Bright. Oddly enough, it would appear that the event-horizon of the item was nearly non-existent as something would need to make contact with the black hole to be pulled in. Even then, it would appear that objects are able to safely enter and exit the blackhole without risk of harm. After SCP-XXXX was recaptured, the entity placed the black hole in a box capable of holding the celestial body. Both objects are being studied in Site-50.Date of Creation: 22nd February, 2022
Name: 'The Slimey-Slapper.'
Description: A giant sticky-hand novelty toy made of a highly durable elastomer compound that secretes a weak adhesive substance. While in use the item acts as an extension of the subjects own limb while being able to stretch or expand up to five-times its inactive size. During testing it has been revealed that the item is capable of lifting objects as heavy as 2.45 metric tons. All instances are to be stored in the Site-19 Armory.Date of Creation: 5th March, 2022
Name: 'Adjustable Stilts.'
Description: A pair of wooden sandals with a bamboo rod growing from the bottom. Size:11. While worn, the user is able to control the height of the bamboo rods by saying the words 'taller', 'shorter', and 'stop.' During testing it was revealed that these items do not have a limit as to how high they may grow, but also imbues the wearer with the skills necessary to use them effortlessly. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation: 18th March, 2022
Name: 'Super See'm Spec's.'
Description: A pair of sun-glasses that are tinted on the outside while appearing transparent on the inside. If worn, this object allows the user to see objects that are otherwise invisible to normal vision. Was created by SCP-XXXX in an attempt to locate one of its' previous creations. Currently stored within site-77.Date of Creation:2nd April, 2022
Name: 'Surprizo's Special Secret Machine.'
Description: A meter tall orange capsule toy-vending unit capable of dispensing capsules of a size up to a hundred centimeters from an unknown location. At the beginning of every hour the object will gain a randomized anomalous ability that will be transferred to a dispensed item, should it be used. If not used within the first thirty minutes of the hour, the object will become innate and temporarily lose all anomalous traits. Currently, all extracted objects from this item include:- Capsule Size: 15cm. A metal coil painted with with a multitude of colors capable of stretching to great lengths.
- Capsule Size: 52cm. A plastic jack-o-lantern that is incapable of touching physical objects.
- Capsule Size: 10cm. A keychain of a cartoon feline made from an impenetrable material.
- Capsule Size: 24cm. A booklet of blank sticker paper that permanently transforms an individual into whatever is drawn upon it.
- Capsule Size: 100cm. A canine of an unidentified species capable of controlling its molecular structure.
- Capsule Size: 40cm. A screwdriver made of an extremely malleable substance.
-Capsule Size: 10cm. A round brass bell that phases through solid objects.Stored within site-77.
Date of Creation: 20th April, 2022
Name: 'Scuttle-Woo's.'
Description: Fifteen separate instances of a thirty-two centimeter long pill bug-like crustaceans. Docile by nature, these creatures subsist on hunting much smaller creatures such as insects or vermin. While otherwise non-anomalous, these creatures function as both a pet and a way to rid a home or business of unwanted pests. All instances have been transported to site-104.Date of Creation: 5th May, 2022
Name: 'Bad-Luck Jar.'
Description: A fifteen centimeter tall glass jar with a wood cork that can neutralize anomalous objects with minor negative or harmful effects if placed within it. The cork can seemingly identify said traits as it will always sprout an unknown bio-luminescent species of mushroom when within seven meters of anything that meets requirements. Site-103 is currently attempting to replicate separate instances of these fungi in an attempt to assist field-agents in locating and tracking anomalous objects.Date of Creation: 11th May, 2022
Name: 'SCP-Containment Breach: The Board Game.'
Description: A three-dimensional board game depicting the entirety of Site-19 where the players must either capture rogue entities or escape the site to win the game. The game is lost if either all players are killed, or if a creature escapes. Other than how the game is constantly updating itself with new information, the object has no further anomalous properties. Currently stored in the Site-19 breakroom.Date of Creation:1st June, 2022
Name: 'Sleepy-Time Blankie.'
Description: A light-blue teddy bear-themed blanket. If used while sleeping, subjects will always awaken feeling well-rested and aware irregardless of the amount of time actually spent unconscious. Currently in the possession of Doctor Franklin.Date of Creation: 21st June, 2022
Name: 'Jumbo-Strength Wacky-Tacky-Crazy Glue.'
Description: A pack of six yellow plastic 5oz. bottles containing an adhesive powerful enough to endure twelve tons of pressure before breaking when solidified. Currently, the only known solvent for this material is human saliva. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation:5th July, 2022
Name: 'Kitty-Kitty Meow-Mow First Aid Kit.'
Description: A cat-themed first-aid kit capable of folding out into a 10x10x10 meter office containing a multitude of surgical, and medical supplies. The item is capable of restocking itself through unknown means, and is easily able to be easily carried while in its boxed form. Currently in the possession of Doctor Mayfield.Date of Creation: 16th July, 2022
Name: 'Military-Grade Tactical Silly-String.'
Description: A camouflage-styled aerosol can containing an adhesive polymer resin that is capable of withstanding high-levels of force and pressure; a single layer of the material being able to successfully cushion forces moving up to twelve at kilometers an hour. At the current time, Site-43 is attempting to replicate the material.Date of Creation:30th July, 2022
Name: 'Pretty Patty Perfume.'
Description: A glass spray bottle fashioned into the shape of a crystalline heart containing a bright pink fluid capable of correcting non-anomalous physical irregularities spanning from acne to deformity. Currently, the substance is being studied within Site-76 for further field use.Date of Creation: 6th August, 2022
Name: 'The Big Book of Everything.'
Description:Date of Creation: 22 August, 2022
Name: 'Party-Poppers.'
Description:Date of Creation: 10 September, 2022
Name: 'Stuntman-Stan.'
Description:Date of Creation: 30 September, 2022
Name: 'The Heerorthere.'
Description: A bright-orange humanoid that has an extremely simplistic yet feminine appearance with large circular eyes, a smooth spherical head, and four tube-like appendages connected to an hourglass torso. The entity is capable of inhabiting multiple places at once, and claims to be able to inhabit even different moments in time- though the latter has yet to be proven. Along with this the creature is capable of manipulating their molecular structure to once unheard lengths, but using this ability only to change its shape in order to better hide behind whatever object it so chooses. Created by SCP-XXXX as 'the perfect hide-and-seek partner.' Currently contained within Site-17.Date of Creation: 12 October, 2022
Name: 'Super Stickers.'
Description: A small booklet containing seven pages of blank sticker paper that can be drawn upon and cut out. If a subject wears a sticker that has been drawn upon, the wearer will be harmlessly transformed into a living instance of the illustration. Testing has shown that this item is only active when drawn upon. Stored within Site-77.Date of Creation:
Name: 'The Universal Survival Guide.'
Description: