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^^ The logo printed the cover of SPC-XXXX-b ^^

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As the exact location of SCP-XXXX is currently unknown, currant containment procedures are focused on preventing public awareness of it. Any suspected instances of SCP-XXXX-a found outside of foundation custody are to be captured and tested to confirm or deny if they are SCP-XXXX-a. Confirmed instances of SCP-XXXX-a are to be terminated. Any instances of SCP-XXXX-b are to be found and destroyed, and class-c amnesiacs are to be given to any witnesses. Mobile Task Force Gamma-5 (aka "They're on our side, Sir!") has created a media campaign informing the public that SPC-XXXX is an illegal company guilty of mail fraud, and that all copies of SPC-XXXX-b should be turned over to the proper authorities as soon as possible.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown facility that seems to be able to create human beings. SCP-XXXX will advertise itself by spontaneously generating catalogs (collectively referred to as SCP-XXXX-b) in the mailboxes of residential addresses across the U.S.A. and Canada. Tests of these catalogues show that they not anomalous and are printed on normal rotogravure paper with ordinary printing ink. SCP-XXXX-b instructs the reader to create a human being by selecting a large number of available traits and writing them into the order form in the back of the catalogue, then mailing it in using the included pre-paid envelope. Individual traits found in SCP-XXXX-b have specific prices, with the average purchase costing [REDACTED] per human purchased. Purchases can be paid for either by including cash with the order form or by writing in a credit card number on the form, in which case the appropriate amount of money will be removed from the bank account and transferred to an unknown destination. Tests have shown that SCP-XXXX only accepts United States or Canadian dollars for cash payments, and will accept all major credit cards.

When an SCP-XXXX-b order form is properly filled out and placed in a mailbox, it spontaneously disappears within six hours of placement. Three to five weeks later a human being identical to the order placed (collectively referred to as SCP-XXXX-a) is delivered to the address of the sender by a blue van with the words “Dr. Gale’s Human Emporium©” painted on the side. Attempts to follow or track the van have failed, as the van will only travel approximately eight kilometers to or from its destination before spontaneously disappearing.

Instances of SCP-XXXX-a appear physically indistinguishable to normal humans, however they all share certain properties that make them possible to identify and locate. All instances of SCP-XXXX-a have an identical fingerprint pattern, which has been given to police forces across the continental U.S. under the pretense of a missing person. All instances of SCP-XXXX-a are completely sterile and unable to sexually reproduce. DNA tests of instances of SCP-XXXX-a shows that they all contain an identical genetic sequence in their Noncoding DNA, a sequence not found anywhere else in nature.


- These things are biologically indistinguishable from humans and aren’t that expensive. If we could use purchase them in bulk we could eliminate the need for D-class all together. – Dr. E█████
- No. Until we find the location of SCP-XXXX and discover how these things are being made, we must consider them as potentially hostile entities and deal with them appropriately. – O5-██