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Item #: SCP-350-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-350-J is to be kept in an open-air enclosure spanning at least 10 square kilometers. SCP-350-J's enclosure's boundary is to consist of a 2 meter wide concrete wall of at least 25 meters in height. Staff members assigned to SCP-350-J are to remove their wallets before entering SCP-350-J's enclosure so as to prevent the specimen from cheating staff of their money.

Researchers assigned to SCP-350-J are to be required to undergo anti-memetic training. Only one researcher is to be allowed to enter SCP-350-J's enclosure at any given time, and all researchers leaving SCP-350-J's enclosure are to leave through an exit portal of no more than two meters in height and one meter in width. Any requests from researchers inside SCP-350-J's enclosure to increase the size of an exit portal is to be immediately denied.

If SCP-350-J acts aggressively towards researchers in its enclosure (as defined by researchers in its enclosure), researchers are to shout expletives at the specimen and insult it until it ceases its aggression.

Description: SCP-350-J is a 23.52-meter-tall, long-necked, four-legged reptile largely resembling Brachiosaurus altithorax. The specimen is sapient and capable of human-like speech, but it displays a tendency to slur or condense words into slang.

SCP-350-J displays a low-level memetic ability to consciously disguise itself from human recognition. When asked to describe the specimen, viewers will first notice the profession that the specimen is currently choosing to impersonate. Chosen professions have included a member of the Girl Scouts, a school chef, a beggar, a veterinarian, and a lawyer. Only under close scrutiny and after prolonged periods (between 30 and 120 seconds, on average) do viewers notice the specimen's long neck and titanic stature.

Discovery: SCP-350-J was discovered during government response to reports of increased beggary and poverty in Highland, Scotland. Citizens reported an oddly-dressed beggar requesting £2.70, or $3.50, from town residents. The Foundation further investigated and acquired the specimen after Agent McElroy (who was vacationing in Highland at the time), being approached by the beggar, noticed that it was "eight stories tall."