Terrarium

Anomalous Incident Reports

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: All instances of SCP-XXXX-J are to be investigated for veracity, then filed in Storage Unit-06 upon completion of the investigation.

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a large number of anomalous Incident Reports which range from virtually impossible, to outlandish in nature. Due to this trait, instances of SCP-XXXX-J are generaly easy to notice and contain.

Addendum:

'Banhammer'

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]

SCP Christmas

Alarm bells ring
Are you listening
In the cell
Blood is glistening
A beautiful sight
We’re happy tonight
Walking in a Wondertainment land

Gone away is the D-Class
Here to stay is a fresh one
He screams with fear long
As we go along
Walking in a Wondertainment land

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he is O5-4
He’ll say: Am I O5?
We’ll say: No man
But you can do the job
When you’re in town

Later on
We’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
The things we’ve contained
Walking in a Wondertainment land

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he’s Bobble the Clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman
Until the other scips knock him down

When it snows
Ain’t it thrilling
Though you’re nose gets a chilling
We’ll frolic and play
The Dr. Bright way
Walking in a Wondertainment land

Walking in a Wondertainment land
Walking in a Wondertainment land

Basic Template

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe/Euclid/Keter (indicate which class)

Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]

Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]

Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]