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SCP-XXXX in original packaging

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in its original packaging in a secure containment locker. SCP-XXXX is never to be activated except by D-Class Personnel during testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a red toy button similar to the Staples "Easy" Button. On its face is printed the text "ROAD RAGE" in capital block letters, along with a stylized representation of an angry face.

When SCP-XXXX is activated by depressing the button face, one of six sounds play from an internal speaker in the body of the toy. These sounds are selected randomly upon activation. Half of the sounds consist of an American English male voice muttering three different phrases in an angry tone, while the other three seem to be recordings of various weapons being discharged. For a complete list of SCP-XXXX sounds, see Addendum A.

The object's anomalous properties activate when the button is depressed by a person who is a licensed operator of a motor vehicle. The vehicle can be of any type, including but not limited to cars, trucks, and motorcycles. When this occurs, the person who activated SCP-XXXX (hereby designated SCP-XXXX-1) will experience the corresponding Activation Event. At this time, the Foundation has no means of preventing SCP-XXXX Activation Events from occurring to SCP-XXXX-1 instances.

Addendum A: Sounds Included in SCP-XXXX with corresponding Activation Events

Sound Activation Event
Male voice, "Move out of the way!" Activation Event-Alpha
Male voice, "Kiss my bumper!" Activation Event-Beta
Male voice, "Get off my back!" Activation Event-Gamma
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile launch Activation Event-Delta
Automatic machine gun firing Activation Event-Epsilon
Laser beam weapon firing Activation Event-Zeta

Addendum B: Descriptions of Activation Events