ThatFlamingCreep's Sandbox
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard issue shoe box and put into storage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of slip-on loafer shoes. They're both brown in color with a lighter gray outsole, while the insole is memory foam for comfort. The shoes have both been coated in a layer of gloss for an extra shine.

Anyone who wears SCP-XXXX perceives all shoes in visual range as loaves of bread, while any loaves of bread become shoes in the eyes of the wearer. These anomalous properties also seem to affect all 5 senses rather than just the wearer's vision. Any subject wearing the object gains an insatiable hunger for bread and other similar foods, reason for this behavior is still unknown. In the wearer's eyes they appear to be consuming ordinary foods like bread loaves, however in reality they are eating some form of footwear. Anyone who observes these affects has feelings of worry and urges the wearer to cease.

SCP-XXXX's affects last even after the object is removed from the wearer. This has caused some to question whether the object distort ones senses, or rather corrects them. Testing has still not given a solid answer as to if all bread and similar products in the world are really footwear or not.

Because of the objects anomalous effects, it has led some researchers to begin study on the process by which footwear along with bread are created. Some scientists suggest that wheat could really be some kind of leather-like fiber, while others believe that different animal hides and furs may be made
up of some form of grain.

Addendum: The following is a statement from Dr. █████ about SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties:

Ever since I was assigned to study this thing, I have been questioning quite a bit about what to believe and what not to. It all started pretty simple, it was just a pair of shoes that swapped two objects out for each other. Pretty easy to understand right?

Then one day during a routine test I had began to theorize , could these shoes be correcting our senses? It was just a small thought at first, then it rolled around my head until it was all I could think about. "Is what I see real?" "Are these shoes fixing a mistake?"

I don't know, and frankly I don't want to. If I learned I was buttering high heels for breakfast my entire life, then I wouldn't know what to believe anymore.

Regards, Dr. █████