The System

Item #: SCP-3000

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3000-P is contained on site, in a building known as the “Museum”, in ███████. The building is guarded 24/7 by armed personnel under the guise of civilians and curators, and all the buildings associated with the SCP will be attended to as well, registered and supervised. Human interaction with the SCP has proven inoffensive, and as such the guards only come in play if SCP-3000 should become corrupt. In the event that the building is breached, Containment Procedure-3000 is to set in motion immediately, and all the SCPs contained within the buildings associated with SCP-3000 are to be moved to the site of SCP-2932 until further notice. The armed guardians on patrol, Mobile Task Force S-23, should furthermore evacuate all civilians present at the moment of the breach, and these should be administered class I amnestics. SCP-3000 should then be relocated to the safehouse SCP-3000-Y “The Haven” until the breach is resolved.

SCP-3000-Ch is to be contained in a pocket watch, as it will automatically merge with the object’s components.

Information acquired from SCP-3000-1 (ADMIN) and SCP-3000-2 (AUX-ADMIN) points to the possibility of a breach, and have instructed that the buildings be periodically checked for any sign of damage.

Efforts are ongoing to prevent SCP-3000 from connecting to other buildings, but have so far proven futile.

In the event of a large-scale corruption, paired with a impossibility to transfer the SCP to “The Haven”, Project Mezzanine is to begin effectively.

Project Mezzanine consists of releasing both instances of SCP-3000 – SCP-3000-P and SCP-3000-Ch, from the range of SCP-3000, which will result in the two merging with a powerful burst of energy. This will consequently force the local space-time and trigger a System Reset. Thus, all events leading to Project Mezzanine being set in motion will be cancelled and reverted. Should one of these events be the introduction of a destabilizing SCP in containment in SCP-3000, another site for the SCP will be required.

Description: SCP-3000 comprises of two objects of the same set: a chameleon and a painting depicting three radishes on a table. The chameleon displays a high level of intelligence and self-awareness, and can make crude attempts at communication. The “Museum”, although it contains both instances of SCP-3000, also contains numerous pieces of art, original paintings, sculptures and devices designed by █████ and many others.

However, “The Museum” is only one of the buildings connected to SCP-3000, as the SCP is a network of buildings and locations that present direct communication to each other. Certain energy flows have been discovered, that allow a method of transport similar to teleportation, between the locations, if said energy is channeled properly. As such, every building has been equipped with a telephone and a grandfather clock which serve as beacons.

During interviews with SCP-3000-1 and SCP-3000-2, it has been revealed that SCP-3000, “The System” as it is known, contains several Keter and Euclid class SCPs in a dormant state, under the guise of ordinary objects. Further investigation has lead to the observation that any anomaly which would otherwise harm SCP-3000-1 and SCP-3000-2 is automatically fragmented and converted by SCP-3000 and its new shape accommodated properly, until one of two happens: the dormant SCP is taken out of SCP-3000’s range, or SCP-3000 is corrupted. Despite its original purpose as a safehouse system, which was intended by SCP-3000-1, SCP-3000 is currently used by the Organisation as an imprisonment facility for the aforementioned Keter and Euclid class SCPs, due to its powerful means of restricting the anomalies.

SCP-3000-1 is a young, female, humanoid entity that resides in the buildings connected to SCP-3000, and is known to it as “ADMIN”. A highly probable answer to this is due to the fact that SCP-3000-1 has contributed to the establishment of the “System”. SCP-3000-1 displays no recognizable features other than a prosthetic leg on the right lower appendage, a cane and a cigarette. SCP-3000-Ch seems to be highly attached to SCP-3000-1, which is why the watch SCP-3000-Ch is contained within will permanently be on the person of SCP-3000-1.

SCP-3000-2 is an elderly, male humanoid entity that also resides in the buildings of SCP-3000. The title of “AUX-ADMIN” can be easily explained by the role he occupies, as a replacement for SCP-3000-1. SCP-3000-2 wears a top hat and a tailcoat, and permanently carries a .45 caliber pistol, which is fully loaded at all times. Attempts to seize and disarm SCP-3000-2 have proven futile, as SCP-3000-2 was too agile and managed to escape any restraints.

On two occasions, SCP-3000 has made contact through the telephone on its premises. Both conversations have been recorded, but an anomaly caused by SCP-3000 itself has rendered the second interview irretrievable.


Interview 3000-P: The following interview was conducted when SCP-3000 made a spontaneous attempt to contact SCP-3000-1. At first communication was impossible due to the SCP refusing to reply unless talking to SCP-3000-1. As such, SCP-3000-1 was required to wear a recording device to enable communication.


Interview 3000-1: The following interview was conducted when the SCP was first discovered, and SCP-3000-1 made contact. The interview was conducted on the site of SCP-3000, because of SCP-3000-1's specific request.

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