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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe Euclid (See Incident Report XXXX)

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a locked soundproof room at all times. A minimum of one guard must remain on guard at all times to ensure SCP-XXXX is not stolen. Any personnel level-4 and above have access to SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a CD player from the late 1990s manufactured by ██████████. The CD player is heavily damaged, missing both pause and fast-forward buttons. The player is also missing its power cable, however it has been modified to take standard AAA batteries. The casing is heavily damaged, and the screen display is no longer functional.

The player will play random audio at irregular intervals. These audio clips consist of songs from the 1990s, monologues in an unknown language, and static. These audio do not appear to be dangerous. Audio can be played even if no CD is in the player.

When a CD is played into SCP-XXXX, instead of playing whatever is on the disc, the player will emit a recording of a man talking. The man, now dubbed SCP-XXXX-1, has a strong Russian accent. SCP-XXXX-1 can be communicated with, even though it is a recording, and can be asked questions about any subject. However, SCP-XXXX-1 will dismiss all questions relating to him, claiming to not understand the question, and ask for a new one. Once the CD stops, SCP-XXXX-1 will have no recollection of any conversation from previous sessions. Subjects develop extreme paranoia after the player is done playing.

SCP-XXXX was found by Foundation personnel in ███████, Michigan on 4/13/████ in a crate off the shore of lake ███████.