BobChowder's SCP-XXXX
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An instance of SCP-XXXX-1 superficially mapped by a NASA probe.

Item #: SCP-2XXX

Object Class: Keter Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Copies of SCP-XXXX are to be stored in a reserved server room in Site-15. SCP-XXXX is not to be operated under any circumstances. Web Crawler "NEO_STOP" is currently browsing the internet for any copies of SCP-XXXX still in circulation. If any instances of SCP-XXXX are found, Mobile Task Force Iota-15 "Cosmonauts" are to install the malware bug UjKEN391834 onto the hard drive the instance is located in. MTF Iota-15 are also to maintain accurate information on the orbital paths of each SCP-XXXX instance. If an SCP-XXXX instance is predicted to "impact" Earth within the next 24 hours, Iota-15 are to report to the impact location, and administer amnestics and implant false memories to all observing persons.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an executable file entitled "NEO_Creator.exe", believed to be created in 200█. The file contains a recreational application created by a company entitled "Out Of This World Incorporated". Upon booting the application, a title screen is shown, displaying buttons entitled "Play", "Options", and "Quit". Pressing "Options" leads to a standard control screen found on a normal executable game, featuring sound, graphics, and mouse sensitivity options. Pressing "Play" will lead users into the anomalous portion of the application.

Users are led into an interface showing several physical editing options along the sides of the screen. In the center of the screen is a 3-dimensional gray sphere against a black, starry backdrop. Selecting the editing options and using them on the sphere causes it to take a unique form. There are options for surface editing, crater formation, color, ring formation, and other assets, as well as models of previously discovered Near Earth Objects to cast onto the sphere and use.

Upon clicking on a button labeled "Distribute", a pop-up box is shown, reading:

PLEASE SELECT:
VELOCITY [ ] []Mph []Kph

APHELION [ ] []AU []Mi []LM1
PEREHELION [ ] []AU []Mi []LM
» CLICK HERE TO DISTRIBUTE INTO COSMOS «

Upon filling out the boxes and clicking the distribution button, a message reading "Thanks for helping to build the future!" appears, and the application closes on its own. Combined evidence from NASA, ESA, and Foundation probes, as well as terrestrial telescopes shows that, after completion and "Distribution" of the sphere in the application, a celestial body with an orbit sufficient enough to be classified as a Near-Earth Object (hereby classified as SCP-XXXX-1) appears in interplanetary space2 . Depending on the size, distance, and shape of the SCP-XXXX-1 instance created, discovery of the instance usually takes approximately 10-30 years. Each individual instance of SCP-XXXX created appear to be unable to impact or physically contact naturally occurring Celestial bodies. This has been observed on several occasions of SCP-XXXX-1 instances passing through each other, other NEOs, or, rarely, satellites and planets (See Incident XXXX-A). Current estimates show that approximately more than ██████ instances of SCP-XXXX-1 currently in orbit around our sun3.

SCP-XXXX was discovered on ██/█/20██, when a Foundation web crawler observed a forum thread devoted to it on the website ██████.com. Dr. ████████, who was observing the crawler's reports at the time, posed as a civilian asking about the application. The users directed Dr. ████████ to a website, entitled OutOfThisWorld.com (See Addendum). Foundation Web Crawler "NEO_STOP" was created and deployed to scan the internet for more reported instances and delete any websites with download links to the application. Meanwhile, a malware bug4, created by Researcher ██████, was brought into the hard drives of confirmed SCP-XXXX users under the guise of an update patch. Said bug removed the copy of SCP-XXXX from the users' drives. Installation of the bug also caused several memetic devices to be embedded into the users' computers, causing them to forget about the existence of SCP-XXXX entirely. Current estimates indicate that from ██████ instances of SCP-XXXX that had been downloaded,██████ have been eradicated. The remaining ██ copies are to be found and deleted as soon as possible.

Addendum XXXX-1: Homepage of OutOfThisWorld.com

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Addendum XXXX-2: Incident XXXX-A