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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a secure holding cell at Area-179. SCP-XXXX is not to be removed from its cell unless approved by a Level Three or higher personnel.

All personnel must be screened regarding their perception of SCP-XXXX. Personnel who perceive SCP-XXXX's appearance as manifestation A, C, or G are permitted limited interaction with SCP-XXXX for research and handling purposes. Personnel who perceive SCP-XXXX's appearance as manifestation B, E, I, or J are to maintain a cautionary distance of at least 10 meters from SCP-XXXX at all times. Personnel who perceive SCP-XXXX's appearance as manifestation D, F, or H are to be transferred from Area-179.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient humanoid standing between 1.7 and 2 meters in height and weighing 23 kilograms. Individuals who observe SCP-XXXX perceive it as 1 of 10 iterations of various animate holiday-themed mascot costumes, with no visible internal body. This effect is reproduced in all image recordings of SCP-XXXX.

Vocalizations by SCP-XXXX vary in vocabulary and speech mannerisms based on observer perception of SCP-XXXX, but all cover the same subject matter. This effect is reproduced in audio recordings and written transcripts of SCP-XXXX.

Tissue samples taken from SCP-XXXX indicate that SCP-XXXX's skim is comprised of a mixture of muscle and cartilage regardless of appearance.

SCP-XXXX has an anomalous effect on individuals within 0.53 km of it, based on the iteration they perceive it as. SCP-XXXX has stated in various interviews that the reason for this is as a form of punishment for breaking one of its rules.

SCP-XXXX has exhibited a child-like personality in the presence of Foundation personnel. SCP-XXXX

Iteration and Appearance Associated Holiday Rule Broken Punishment
A: Easter Bunny Easter Failure to recognize SCP-XXXX as ████████████ the ████████ Victims begin to experience general misfortunes in their personal lives. According to SCP-XXXX, these victims experience "bad luck".
B: Bed sheet ghost (researchers have noted a resemblance to SCP-████) Halloween Disrespect or violence towards adults Victims begin to experience memory loss within 2 minutes of exposure. Memory loss increases in severity over time in close proximity to SCP-XXXX.
C: Anthropomorphic heart Valentine's Day Love of another Victims begin to exhibit signs of extreme apathy towards other people within 9 minutes of exposure. Personnel with prolonged exposure are to undergo regular psych evaluations to determine if effects are permanent.
D: Reindeer dressed in a Santa outfit Christmas Disrespect or violence towards children Victims begin slowly aging in reverse within 15 minutes of exposure, growing younger at five times the rate a normal person ages. Prolonged exposure can result in a victim returning to an infant state and eventually a fetal state.
E: Exaggerated interpretation of United States President [XXXXXX] Labor Day Working overtime Victims begin experiencing symptoms of fatigue within 30 minutes of exposure. Prolonged exposure can result in rabid weight loss, muscle atrophy, and starvation.
F: Art Deco style robot [REDACTED] Not sharing F
G: Chinese dragon New Years Belief in fairy tales G
H: Turkey Thanksgiving Chewing your nails or picking your nose Victims begin developing lesions on their bodies, particularly the forearm and torso regions, within 6 minutes of exposure. These lesions heal naturally at a significantly reduced rate. Prolonged exposure may cause the victim to expire from blood loss.
I: Leprechaun Saint Patrick's Day Religious Worship I
J: Jester April Fools Day Disrespect or violence towards imaginary friends J

Addendum XXXX-A: Upon further observation of SCP-XXXX, it has been noted that SCP-XXXX will periodically whisper information to itself that it has been unwilling to share with the Foundation in interviews.

Addendum XXXX-B Information to date that SCP-XXXX has revealed about its first family:

  • SCP-XXXX's first family consisted of 12, 56, 82, 84, or 89 children below the age of 12 (SCP-XXXX has repeatedly stated inconsistent numbers), 13 adults between the ages of 22 and 43, and 1 unknown figure SCP-XXXX simply refers to as "The Creator".