Things Dr. Clef is not allowed to do at the Foundation

1. Dr. Clef is not allowed to bring his ukelele to testing.
2. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES is Dr. Clef allowed to consumed one (1) full tin of Altoids in one sitting.
3. Dr. Clef is not allowed to collaborate with Dr. Bright alone AT ANY TIME.
4. Dr. Clef is not to endorse races in SCP- 450.
5. Dr. Clef is not allowed to bring green Jell-o to D-class extermination day.
a. That was funny the first few times, but seriously, STOP.
6. Dr. Clef is not allowed to call himself "ChowderClef"
7. For his own safety, Dr. Clef is NOT allowed into SCP- 682's testing containers. Instead, D-Class will bring him samples and observation.
8. NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY "Drink Roulette" with items generated from SCP-294.