Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Use of SCP-XXXX is open to all facility staff stationed onsite at Site 67 and has no known dangers associated with it's continued use. SCP-XXXX is currently located in the level 2 laundry room.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a powered household tumble dryer. SCP-XXXX bears the logo of the "WASHIT" corporation, however no record exists of such a company. It is a Rectangular prism, measuring 81.28 centimeters in width, 1.01 meters in height and 76.20 centimeters in depth. SCP-XXXX is colored white, with 3 cream colored buttons on the front panel, corresponding to low, medium and high heat. It is front loading, and has a circular dial to allow the user to select the duration of the drying cycle. A rectangular metal hatch covers approximately 60% of the front, with a metal handle for opening and closing. Underneath the buttons, a scratch in the finish is present, spelling: "+1".
All internal mechanisms are consistent with other non anomalous appliances of this type.
When activated, SCP-XXXX will dry a load of clothes as any normal tumble dryer would, however once opened, the user will invariably find one extra Sock. Attempting to run SCP-XXXX without any material in the drum will not produce any extra socks. The method by which these extra socks enter SCP-XXXX is not currently understood, however may have some links to SCP-334-j
Multiple experiments have been run to attempt to identify how and when the extra sock appears.
Any testing done on SCP-XXXX must adhere to the following format:
Note from Dr. Schafer: I'm looking at you, Dave
Test X - Date XX/XX/XX
Input:
Equipment used:
Setting:
Results:
Test 1 - Date 02/03/1991
Input: 1 Beige womans dress, size 12.
Equipment used: 1 X-Ray imager
Setting: Low power setting, 5 minute cycle time.
Results: 1 Beige womans dress, 1 Black sock - cotton, size 9.
Note from Dr. Schafer: Sock not present during cycle, only appeared
once the X-Ray was switched off and hatch opened.
Test 2 - Date 08/03/1991
Input: 1 load of wet clothing (Miscellaneous garments from site 67 Laundromat)
Equipment used: 1 X-Ray imager
Setting: Medium power setting, 60 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 load of dry clothing, 1 extra yellow polyester sock.
Anomalous behavior will not seem to manifest under direct supervision, and only
appears once there is no direct observation of the internals. The extra sock only
appeared after we had removed the load of clothing, closed the door and
turned off the X-Ray imager.
Note from Dr. Schafer: Removing X-Ray imager from further tests, as we're not getting anywhere.
Note from Technician Morris: Stop stealing my underwear, you freak
Test 3 - Date 22/03/1991
Input: 1 Yellow polyester sock from previous test
Equipment used: None
Setting: High power setting, 60 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 yellow polyester sock, 1 Rainbow long stocking.
Test 4 - Date 06/04/1991
Input: 1 load of wet clothing
Equipment used: None
Setting: High power setting, 60 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 load of dry clothing, 1 extra Black Crew sock, with 1 hole at the
end where it has been worn through. DNA testing confirms human DNA,
however a match is not present on the database.
Note from Technician Morris: This is the 2nd time you've stolen my underwear for one of your experiments, what the hell is your problem? I'm reporting this.
Test 5 - Date 14/04/1991
Input: 1 Breast of turkey - Raw
Equipment used: None
Setting: High power setting, 60 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 Breast of turkey - Half cooked, 1 Multicolored Xmas sock
with a novelty bell on it.
Note from Dr Schafer: Possible correlation between the festive season and
the anomalous behavior? Also, You're cleaning the drum, Dave.
Test 6 - Date 22/04/1991
Input: 1 White rodent Equipment used: None Setting: Medium power setting, 5 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 Rodent inside blue nylon sock.
Subject audibly bounced around during cycle.
On opening of hatch, Subject escaped into ventilation hatch.
Efforts to recover Subject remain ongoing.
Note from Dr. Schaefer: Dave, this is official foundation documentation, please record your results in the correct format. Your only warning. Also find that god damn mouse.
Test 7 - Date 02/05/1991
Input: 1 Class D personnel
Equipment used: None
Setting: Low power setting, 5 minutes cycle time
Results: Unable to fit class D into drum of machine.
Note from Researcher Dave: Pretty sure you'd fit in there, schafer.
Note from Dr. Schafer: I'm getting tired of your backtalk.
Test 8 - Date 13/05/1991
Input: 1 Class D personnel - female Setting: Low power setting, 5 minutes cycle time
Results: 1 Class D personnel. Class D can be audibly heard
to make multiple "Wheeeeee" sounds, followed by complaints
of the air becoming unbearably hot.
Note from Dr. Schafer: Thats it, I've had enough Dave.
Test 9 - Date 13/05/1991
Subject: ████████ , High power setting, 60 minutes cycle time
Results: ████████ - Deceased, 1 Red polyester sock - Size 2.
Damage to internals caused by bodily fluids repaired by
onsite technician Morris.
Note from Researcher Dave: Seems safe enough as long as you don't crawl
into the drum. Going to recommend we put it in the laundromat to
mess with the guys in accounting, it'll drive them nuts.
Note from O4: Request approved. Also i need to speak to you in my office regarding the whereabouts of Dr. Schafer
Addendum XXXX-B: All on site personnel are reminded to empty their fabrics and to clean any fibrous material from the lint basket after each use.
Note from Dr. Doak: Seriously guys, if i have to clean the basket one more time..