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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a container of similar proportions whenever possible to minimise the possibility of a breach. If container is not available it is to be anchored to the ground and be hidden from personnel of low IQ or who are suffering of PTSD. SCP-XXXX is to only be in the presence of two guards with spare earplugs in the case of the mounting of SCP-XXXX (see Test A). Testing is to be approved by level 2 and above personnel.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a chair of unknown make that is of golden appearance that ignores the force of gravity. Testing on samples have revealed that the chair is comprised of wood that has been given a gold appearance through, as of yet, unknown methods. Genetic testing suggests that the wood itself is oak and it is noted that areas on SCP-XXXX which have been shaven off re-materialise within 5-10 minutes.

SCP-XXXX was found in the cafeteria of site-██. Due to it's appearance and properties it was quickly found and contained. The methods of how SCP-XXXX appeared there is unknown.

The anomalous effects of SCP-XXXX become apparent once a suitable subject (hereon referred to as SCP-XXXX-1) makes eye contact with SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX only targets subjects of low IQ or sufferers of PTSD. SCP-XXXX-1 will attempt to approach the chair and sit on it as long as it is within approximately one meter of an accessible point. This includes if it is not in contact with the ground. If successful, the subject will be sitting in SCP-XXXX correctly no matter what orientation(for example if the chair is upside down the subject will stay seated). SCP-XXXX-1 report that they feel in total control of what they do during their first 15 minutes on the chair but they subconsciously encourage others to sit on SCP-XXXX. This increases the SCP-XXXX's ability to lure subjects in.

When SCP-XXXX is able to lure more than one subject, they will attempt to sit down. This usually results in instances of SCP-XXXX-1 sitting on top of each other and in some cases they will [DATA EXPUNGED] their legs permanently to fit into a certain position. If removed the subjects (which have [DATA EXPUNGED]) are left in two forms:

  • the legs divert sideways in a similar way to Brachyura (crabs)
  • the legs extend backwards 90o and the subject is able to ignore gravity at the set distance of their legs.

Once SCP-XXXX gains more subjects, its power over the instances of SCP-XXXX-1 will increase to the point that they will operate as one being. Termination of the experiment / breach is mandatory at this stage.

Addendum- XXXX: Debates over permanently ziptieing a paperweight onto SCP-XXXX are ongoing.


[experiments work in progress]