- Welcome to The Junkyard
- To-Do list
- Dr. Keith´s Personal Profile
- Modern Gamer Syndrome
- Dora the horrible
- The Obama Administration
- The Unreasonable Dr. Bosch
- CHEEKI BREEKI
- The unknown factor(NEW!)
- A Bad Comedian
- lil' Jigsaw
- Bus 62
- Tales of Research team ¨Radioactive Rainbow of Chocolate¨
Welcome!
Welcome, Friend, Admin, Tree-huger, Mental correction Facilitys, I am Tucker Fox David Calhoun Julio Keith (or just Dr. Keith) and I welcome you to my junkyard, Old Ideas, scrapped Skips, curiosity's that remain to tell the tale. If you happen to have stumble on this cannon from the forum please proceed to any tab that says NEW!. Merci!
P.S. Not every SCP I have ever created is listed here.
To-Do List
- Obama Administration
- Ginger apocalypse
- personality disorder
- Dr. Bosch
- overkill gun
- Cheeki Breeki
- NPP
- NOTE TO SELF STOP MAKING SO MANY DAMN JOKES!
Dr. Keith´s Personal Profile
Name: Dr. Fox Keith
Clearance: Level 3
Born: July 16, 1986 pripyat, Ukraine
Foundation incidents:
- broke into an O5s office using air ducts
- Attempted to play chess with SCP-049
- Attempted a staring contest with SCP-173
- Attempted to decorate office with Flame Throwers
- Nearly burned site-[REDACTED] with flame throwers
- Attempted unauthorized exploration of SCP-106´s Pocket Dimension
- Sent an entire SCP document to command in french
- Graffiti painted the cafeteria at site-[REDACTED]
It was surprisingly nice. - Dr. Hale
- attempted mass murder with a flame thrower at a Neo-Nazi convention.
- Laced food in a cafeteria with
- Used 963, Became a fox.
- TPed Dr. Gears office
- unauthorized access to SCP-999
- broke into site-19
- Found a solution to the rats in the vents…
- stole an anomalous duck
- snuck into the women shower rooms
How is he still working here?!
- Used a flamethrower on SCP-106
- put a brown bag on SCP-096´s head
- can´t figure out how to fix a problem with his computer inserting french accents
FAILED
SCP#: X-J
Object Class: Sweet mother of Jesus is it ever Keter.
Special Containment Procedures:
THERE'S NO WAY! THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY! There is no possibly way to contain SCP-X-J WE ARE ALL SCREWED ITS GOING TO FUCKING NO-SCOPE US AND WE WILL GET REKT!.
Description
SCP-X-J is a nearly inescapable force, forged in the very fires of hell and shitted out of the anus of Satan himself sort of syndrome that has only now sprouted within the last decade. The Syndrome appears to be linked to the subject playing online, multiplayer, competitive, video games. Some are able to resist the syndrome effectively playing the video game with enjoyment while those who are infected with this horrible murder-rage plague are quickly disowned by everyone they know, and sitting in their moms basement, obsessing about video games and wishing they had friends. There are multiple stages to SCP-X-J. If any foundation personnel start showing stage 2 symptoms, They are to be MURDERED WITH HOLY WATER!!! slapped a few times and told to fucking grow up.
Stage I: Casual Gaming The first stage is rather normal for people, You sit down play a game a few hours then go out and get some sunlight and fresh air. Subjects at this stage are easily able to stop the syndrome from going to the next level, and is infact, normal for everyone.
Stage II: Obsessive Gaming In the second stage, Subjects will experience the need to play an video game for hours at a time, needing to "Level-up" or "get the best gear",This stage takes away from productivity in this foundation and must be stopped at the first sign of Stage II.
Stage III: Wasting Daddy's Money When stage III set in, There is almost no coming back from it. In stage III subjects will wast their money, friend's money, family's money, or company's money, Usually wasting it on virtual Items and goods.
If you dare start wasting the foundation's money on your video games you will be Found, Detained, Questioned, and you gaming account deleted. Sorry but Its only for the best. - Dr. Keith
Stage IV: Aggression Things take a turn for the worst in Stage IV. As the subject gets more and more competitive, leading to aggression if they lose. generally causing angry screaming and butthurtness along with destruction to property.
Stage V: Grammar degradation Subjects at this stage start begin to lose grammar in their typing. It is Currently unknown what causes this Stage, but it is thought to be brought on by shorthand, butter-fingers, slang, and/or no access to a microphone.
Stage VI: MLG MLG otherwise known as ¨Major League Gaming¨ is the begining stage of the end. This stage will effect in real life, not just the digital world. At this stage the subject will: smoke weed, eat nothing but Doritos, drink nothing but Mountain Dew and always wear a fedora, Just another instance, Of daddy´s money being wasted.
Stage VII: ¨La Fin…¨ The Final stage, An Unholy hell hole of a situation for anyone to be in. Very few subject make it to Stage VII, But for those that do, they must be put down for the sake of humanity. Subjects at this stage are possessed by the gaming demons. As they become severely overweight, they make sexual intercourse jokes and say they have fucked a 1/10 of the world. They will continue making sex jokes until they then move on to talk about their noscope abilities and claim ¨They are the best players in the world¨.
There is no cure for SCP-X-J, There is no way to restrict it´s movement. Al we can do is shoot those who suffer from this horrible syndrome. However testing has concluded that in most of the subject tested, majority of affected is male.
Interview X-J/25:
Interviewed: [D-7548]
Interviewer: [Dr. Keith]
Foreward: [The following is a interview conducted by Dr. Keith over a computer to D-7548. D-7548 is suffering from Stage VII SCP-X-J.
Dr. Keith: Bonjour D-75478
D-7548: w0t u wnt d0c? [D-7548 is playing [REDACTED] smoking weed, eating doritos, and drinking mountain dew.]
Dr. Keith: Do you uh… want to put that game down? Be aware I can view everything you doing
D-7548: w0t/ n0 m8 i m 0n a rll
Dr. Keith: We are having an interview, It is not polite to ignore my requests.
** D-7548:** ha w0t r u gon 2 d0 abot it
** Dr. Keith: ** This. [Dr. Keith proceeds to delete all progress made by D-7548]
D-7548: U F0KEN W0T M8!!1111 Y U D0 THT!!!!111 1V1 ME!!!!11
Dr. Keith now that that's out of the way let´s do-
D-7548:** U F0KN FAG ILL R3KT U!!!!!111 I BET M DCK is BIGER THN YERS!!!!1111
Dr. Keith: … Alrighty then… D-7548 If you do not cooperate-
D-7548: [Screaming, flips table, breaks computer, tries to rape self with a microphone.
<End Log>
Closing Statement: Interview unsuccessful. D-7548 was treated for electric burns, internal bleeding and had to under go surgery in the anus.
FAILED
SCP#: 895-J
Object Class:KETER ITS FUCKING KETER CAN´T YOU SEE! IT´S GOING TO STEAL OUR CHILDREN WHILE WE SLEEP! Explained
Special Containment Procedures:
EVERY TV WITH THIS GOD FORBID SHOW FROM UNHOLY FLAMES OF HELL SHOULD BE DROWNED IN HOLY WATER AND DESTROYED WITH A HAMMER! There is no need to contain SCP-895-J as it has proved educational, appropriate, and overall no anomalous activity. Until you look away because that is when it will shove sin, and death, and horrible Ideas into your child's brain.
Description:
SCP-895-J is the SATANIC CULT PASTIME Nickelodeon kids show, Dora the Satanic prostitute Explorer, created on 06/06/666 08/14/2000. The show follows the little bitch Dora, a Hispanic drug dealing 12 year old, and her worshiper friend monkey Boots he is called that because he uses his boots to pound your children´s face into the ground! The show teaches kids about Satan summoning curiosity,paraphrasing of Satanic rituals Spanish and surprise adoption making friends. Dora illegally crosses the border explores Mexico with a evil sentient backpack carrying drugs, pornography, alcohol, and sexual instruments, and a map that shows her how to get to her lord and savior GabeN so she can get video games at super cheap prices. Kids who watch this show tend to murder their parents in cold blood make more friends and make better grades in school. HEED MY WARNING THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHARE OF HELL HOLE WILL KILL OFF HUMANITY TAKING ONE KID AT A TIME!
UNTESTED
SCP#:XXXX-J
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
There is no need to contain SCP-XXXX-J. Said no one ever.
Description:
SCP-XXXX-J, otherwise known as the Obama Administration, Consist of an African american male and female. SCP-XXXX-J has many goals that were set beginning in 2008. Below is a list of current goals to be completed in 2016.
- Manufacturing So he has a goal of 1,000,000 new jobs by the end of 2016 well jokes on you cause he won't be president by that time.
- Energy —Once again stupid politicians don't shit about the fact that IF WE DON'T
CUT DOWN ON CARBON EMISSION THEN WE WILL DIE.—
- Education Funny thing is as I am writing this I AM LITERALLY IN MY ALGEBRA CLASS. Also the government is teaching us shit that we will NEVER use in daily life, Cause you know Mental math is so much more important than ya know first aid, CPR,Ect.
- National Security Oh ho now don´t get me started on this yeah? Not only are these shucks an invasion of privacy BUT EVEN THEIR OWN PEOPLE DON'T TRUST THEM ANYMORE
- Obesity As if taking away my damn McDonald's french fries weren't Enough we I did some research and I have found Drum roll please… IT DID NOT DO SHIT. In fact the current Obesity rate is actually higher than it´s ever been and simply putting calorie count on foods or restricting certain food isn´t going to help. (http://www.gallup.com/poll/181271/obesity-rate-inches-2014.aspx)
UNTESTED
SCP#: XXXX-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment procedures:
Many test have concluded that Dr. Bosch is absolutely no harm to the foundation little harm to the foundation, He has been assigned keter due to his ability to somehow escape any containment cell. Dr. Bosch is free to roam the facility, and do research has he pleases. In the event that he is defiant of doing his work one other person is to slap him in the face and tell him to do his fucking work. If Dr. Bosch proceeds to put said person into a chock hold, 2 MTF personnel are to restrain Dr. Bosch, put him in time out, and give him a stern lecture about doing his damn job.
Description:
Dr. Bosch is a 20 year old Junior Researcher and part of the research team ¨The Anomalous Julio¨. Dr. Bosch is approximately 1 1/2 meters tall and weighs around 150 lbs. He has a PhD in physics, graduated an advanced first aid class, and debuted on American ninja warrior 10 times. Dr. Bosch has named him self a ¨Ginger Ninja¨ and attempts to steal people's souls while they are unaware. When not doing research Dr. Bosch is exceptionally unreasonable, generally pulling pranks on people, daring people to fight him, and taking all the food from the site - 19 fridge. Dr.Bosch is somehow able to break out of any containment chamber to the point where there is no possibly way to escape Dr. Bosch has been assigned Keter duty many times due to multiple incidents See Incident log below.
Incident 24/682: Dr. Bosch attempted to release SCP-682 and ride him though the facility. He was successfuly restrained Thank Fucking God
Incident 24/458: Dr. Bosch attempted to steal SCP-458 from site - 19
Incident 24/000: Dr. Bosch assisted Dr. Keith in TPing Dr. Gears's office.
Incident 24/001: Dr. Bosch rigged Dr. Clefs door to detonate fireworks inside the office. Luckly, on that day Dr. Clefs office was broken into by a Chaos Insurgency agent.
Incident 24/002: Research team "The anomalous Julio" was involved in a SCP-173 breach. Deem as an accident.
Incident 24/003: Dr. Bosch stole the soul of every person in Area-29.
FAILED
SCP#: Cheeki Breeki
**Object Class:* Cheeki Breeki
Special Containment Procedures:
1 dos n0t simplee contain teh Cheeki Breeki, teh Cheeki Breeki contains u. if 1 wer t0 tri 2 c0ntain da Cheeki Breeki, ither 2 things wil hapen… u wil Cheeki teh Breeki 0r teh Breeki wil Cheeki u.
Description:
If 1 upset teh Cheeki Breeki Tey wil reles …All Holy Hell… TEH CHEEKI BREEKI WIL BE THE CHEEKIEST OF ALL BREEKIS AS IT CHEEKIS YOUR BREEKI IN A CHEEKI DEATH GRIP AS THE CHEEKIEST OF THE BREEKIEST GATES OF BREEKI HELL OPEN ALL BREEKI WAY AND CONSUMES YOUR BREEKI, PAINFUL AS CHEEKI THE CHEEKI BREEKI WILL PROCEED TO [REDACTED] AND FUCK YOUR CHEEKI BRAINS OUT IN THE MOST BREEKIEST OF RAPES, THE CHEEKI TENTICALS OF THE CHEEKI BREEKI WILL FORCE ITS WAY UP YOUR CHEEKI ASS AND/OR VAGINA SQUIRTING THE BREEKIEST AMOUNTS OF SPERM FROM ITS TENTICALS, FILLING YOU TO THE BRIM WITH THE CHEEKI BREEKI WHITE SPERM
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THE CHEEKIEST OF THE BREEKIEST ORGASIMS BEGINS ITS FINAL CHEEKI STAGE. AFTER FILLING THE SUBJECT WITH AN UNGODLY CHEEKI AMOUNT OF SPERM. AT THIS POINT IT´S OVERFLOWING TO THE CHEEKI MOUTH AND SOMEHOW BREASTS OF BOTH GENDERS. AFTER A BREEKI WATERFALL OF SPERM BEGINS FLOWING OUT OF THE MOUTH AND BREASTS THE CHEEKI BREEKI WILL EXTEND ITS TENTACLES LENGTH AND WIDTH AND BEGIN FUCKING THE LIVING BREEKI SHIT OUT OF YOU UNTIL THE TENTICALS BEGIN TO EMERGE FROM THE MOUTH AND BREASTS. THE CHEEKI BREEKI WILL CONTINUE THIS UNGODLY, UNMERCIFUL, PAINFUL AS A BITCH RAPE THAT SEEMINGLY NEVER ENDS UNTIL THE POINT WHERE YOUR BODY FEELS LIKE ITS BEING RIPPED IN HALF… AND IT WON´T STOP UNTIL YOU GET TO THAT POINT! EVENTUALY YOUR ASS AND OR VAGINA WILL RIP IN A BLOODY MESS AS THE TENTICALS BEGIN TO GROW IN WIDTH. SLOWLY THE RIP IN YOUR BODY BEGINS TO GET LARGER. AND SOMEHOW YOU LIKE THE FUCKING PAIN THIS IS CAUSING ITS SOOOOO FUCKING PLEASUREFUL SOMEHOW, YOU WANT IT! YOU WANT MORE OF IT! DONT TRY TO DENY IT! THE ENDLESS PULSATING, STROKING, AND ORGASIMING TENTICALS, YOU LOVE THEM YOU LOVE THEM SO MUCH HOW THE WIGGLE INSIDE OF YOU! [Due to limeted Vocabulary we had to Skip this part as it is very very very hard to describe. Thank you!] THE RIP IS NOW GROWING LARGER BUT YOU STILL WANT MORE! SO THE CHEEKI BREEKI GIVES YOU MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE! IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER ENDS THIS PLEASURE YOU FEEL [Due to time constraints we have to cut out A LOT of this really messed up shit.]. Then it stops… you finally die. You realise how good it felt to have something squirming, growing, pulsing, Cuming, ripping in your body. And although it lasted only 48 hours, filled with endless amounts of pain, pleasure, and hornyness. You kind of wish you could go back, And warn your self,¨Don´t do it¨ Even though it wasn't worth it… Ah fuck it. IT WAS SO WORTH IT!
ONGOING
SCP#: XXXX
Object Class: Unknown/Possible Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the natural containment accidentally built around SCP-XXXX, a containment cell has been deemed unnecessary. Due to environmentally hazardous chemicals, high amounts of radiation, and large tourism, explorations to find SCP-XXXX have been suspended for 100 years until radiation levels go down.
Description:
SCP-XXXX is an unknown object buried in the Weldon Springs NPP Reactor Core near Saint Louis Missouri . All expeditions to find SCP-XXXX have all ended in failure, causing harm to researchers, bystanders, D-classes, and environment. A total of three expeditions have been conducted since SCP-XXXX's initial discovery. SCP-XXXX was discovered during the 200,000 yearly shift in the Earth's magnetic poles. All compasses spanning from 180 degrees west longitude to 30 degrees east longitude and from 75 degrees north latitude to 15 degrees south latitude pointed toward the mound in which housed the destroyed NPP. This event lasted for 3 days before the magnetic anomaly site vanished.
SCP-XXXX appears to give off a sort of magnetic wave affecting only animals that rely on a sort of magnetic 6th sense for migration. This wave appears to have a very profound effect on birds. Every wave produced is sent around the world causing some birds to begin plummeting toward the ground effective killing them. This is most famously seen in Jatinga, India, although it can happen anywhere.
Exploration Logs:
Exploration: XXXX/1
Explorer: Remote controlled HAZMAT drone fitted with a small night vision camera
Results:
Drone was lowerd into the NPP.
Drone proceeded 10 meters into the NPP.
Drones circuits fried from extremely high radiation.
Notes: Damn thing was 10,000 dollars out of MY wallet. - Dr. Keith
Exploration: XXXX/2
Explorer: D-4565 wearing a heavy duty HAZMAT suit lined with lead and a breathing apparatus, a magnetic compass and a shoulder camera.
Results:
D-4565´s shoulder camera malfunctioned and quit recording about 10 meters into the plant.
Compass pointing toward the reactor core.
D-4565 makes it to the reactor core.
D-4565´s breathing apparatus is failing.
D-4565 Spots SCP-XXXX and attempts to describe it.
Microphone fails.
D-4565 Dies from Suffocation.
Notes: GOD DAMN IT! We were so close, we know now what we need and where the thing is if we could just try it one more time we may be able to get the thing. - Dr. Keith
Exploration: XXX/3
Explorer: D-3485 with heavy duty HAZMAT suit with lead painted exterior and large lead plates inter-woven in the suit, two breathing apparatuses, Heavily protected shoulder camera, and a magnetic compass.
Results:
D-3485 begins accent into NPP.
D-3485 is told to follow the compass.
D-3485 Is running.
D-3485 is told to slow down.
D-3485 is not responding.
D-3485 reaches the reactor.
D-3485 trips and falls into the reactor causing the reactor to collapse.
D-3485 continues life functions but is trapped.
D-3485 dies from blood loss one hour later.
Collapse causes a mini earthquake. Radioactive dust is forced into the atmosphere.
Notes: It seems we will never find SCP-XXXX. We have caused so much damage in just 12 days. All further explorations are forbidden. - Dr. Keith
ABANDONED
SCP#: XXXX-J/Dr.Keith
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures:
Dr.Keith is to be flooded with Foundation work, Algebra Homework, English Homework, and Political Debates With Dr. Matthew Boston, to ensure he has absolutely no time to make any bad/sexual/horrific/stupid Jokes. In the event Dr. Keith somehow is able to make a bad joke he is to be shot in the foot by at least one MTF Personnel.
Description:
Dr. Keith is approximately 15 years old with- OI WHAT THE HELLS GOEN´ ON HERE? EY? GET THE FUCK OUT! JUST BECAUSE IV BEEN BANNED FOR A WEEK FOR GIVING BAD ADVICE TO PEOPLE AND BECAUSE I HAVE A SHIT LOAD OF SHIT TO DO DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND WRITE STUFF ON MY WORK! NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK FACE. Alrighty then. Whats going on here? Oh? a SCP Document about yours truly? Haha Well, I´m blushing… Hm these Containment protocols suck… I Know!
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**SCP#: XXXX-J/Dr. Keith The Glorious Comedian Dr. Keith
Object Class: Safe Keter (´Cause You can't contain Deez nutz)
Special Containment Procedures:
Dr.Keith is to NEVER be flooded with Foundation work, Algebra Homework, English Homework, and Political Debates With Dr. Matthew Boston(#ANARCHYFOREVER), to ensure he has absolutely no time All the time in the world to make any bad Good/sexual dirty/horrific adorable/— stupid Jokes— Good Quality Jokes. In the event Dr. Keith somehow is able to make a bad Good ol´ Knee Slapper joke he is to be shot in the foot High fived by at least one MTF Personnel Dr. Gilbert.
Description:
putting the CRAP in SCP at this point, with my own document I outta be called S,CRAP,P… Huh I just noticed that´s like SCRAP… Hm… I´ll hold onto that one. But anyways, Im like 18 years old, Brown hair in the winter, Blond in the Summer, About 5´9, 150 Lbs ( I ain´t fat I´m dense, Its like Tetris in there)
SCP#: XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a 3m x 3m x 3m containment cell lined with concrete and is to be locked at all times. I the case of containment breach Site-86 is to be locked down, a bomb squad is to be called, and MTF are to strip search every person in the site. If an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is encountered, all doors in the area are to be sealed until SCP-XXXX-2 dies of dehydration.
Description:
SCP-XXXX appears to be a small doll sewed into a brown pocket. The doll bears resemblance to "Billy the Puppet" from the "Saw" Franchise. The doll is infact sentient, intelligent, and has the ability of speech despite lacking a mouth. SCP-XXXX has no legs but uses the stitching, used to attach the pocket to a jacket, to move.
SCP-XXXX is similar to a preditor, Stalking its prey and then proceeding to attack it. The Object lures its victims with it's "Adorableness" and once it find the opportunity SCP-XXXX will leap onto the human Subject and attach it's self over the subjects heart. SCP-XXXX proceeds to demand that the subject, now known as SCP-XXXX-2, gather parts and build a device that can be used to remotely kill SCP-XXXX-2 unless the subject does everything SCP-XXXX says. Once the initial trap is created SCP-XXXX will instruct SCP-XXXX-2 to abduct children between the ages of 5-10 by the means of an Ice cream truck.
Once the Children are captured they are taken to an abandoned area, Usually Hospitals, Asylums, ect. The children will be put in separate rooms. SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-2 will begin walking into each room and confront each child. SCP-XXXX will then give the Child a choice either they play his ¨Games¨ or they will be sealed in the room. If the Child agrees, SCP-XXXX will instruct SCP-XXXX-2 to get three board games, usually chess, Chinese checkers, or competitive word cross. If the Child fails to beat SCP-XXXX at the games they will be taken to another room and kept there. This cycle will repeat unless a child beats SCP-XXXX at all of the games, in which case SCP-XXXX will instruct SCP-XXXX-2 to release the child from the location. All of the children who fail the first three games are taken to the same room where SCP-XXXX-2 states that they now must work as a team to beat him. Once again SCP-XXXX-2 will bring three more games, this time, Trivial Pursuit 20th anniversary edition, Battle ship, and go fish. This last test is generaly easy for children to complete, as they only need to win one game in order to escape. There have been no documented cases of anyone failing SCP-XXXX´s final test.
Areas used by SCP-XXXX:
The old GM Plant, Wentzville, [REDACTED] [REDACTED] Prison, [REDACTED], Missouri The SS Andoria Grazi, North Atlantic Ocean Armed Research Site-[REDACTED]
Interview:
Interviewer: Dr. Keith
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
Begin log:
Dr. Keith: Good morning SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX: Greetings Doctor.
Dr. Keith: Are you ready to start the interview?
SCP-XXXX: Yes of course.
Dr. Keith: Ah good! Well lets get started. So, who created you?
SCP-XXXX: The [REDACTED] Toy company made me.
Dr. Keith: Alright, How did you gain your anomalous Abilities?
SCP-XXXX: Can you be a little specific?
Dr. Keith: Sure, Uh, Like how you can speak, or the fact that you have intelligence.
SCP-XXXX: I really don´t know, Sorry Doc.
Dr. Keith: It´s fine. But can you tell me why you abduct Children and make them play your ¨Games¨?
SCP-XXXX: I just wanna have alittle fun. That's all.
Dr. Keith: well Ok, But I mean you have killed so many people trying to Play your Games, Not to mention that Stealing children is not a good thing.
SCP-XXXX: I have never harmed a child in my life, you must be mistaken Doctor.
Dr. Keith: Yes, you have never harmed children, but you have killed the people you try to control with the machines you make them build.
SCP-XXXX: … I think this Interview is over.
At this point SCP-XXXX stop answering questions and is returned to containment cell.
End Log
SCP#: 062-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to SCP-62-Js anomalous abilitys it is unable to be contained properly. However a GPS locator is to be attached to SCP-062-J for warning near by sites, Citys
Hello lad, Please, take a seat. It has come to my attention that you want to learn more about our foundations past, you want to learn some stories from all the old dogs here. And Since your looking for some of that, I'll give you it. No, your not wasting my time, i'm an old man i have nothing to do anyhow. So, Where to start… Well, I guess we could start at the founding of Kappa Beta Lambda 86, or more commonly called KBL-86. So In the begining, I was a young lad, new to the foundation, was a L1 Lab assistant. I, Like your self, Was never given much access to Scips or research materials, or really any information on the inner workings of the foundation. I had just one job, Do what the Lead researcher said, and Don´t get fired. But one day, A breach happened, Several Scips were released, and to be honest, it was my first breach I had ever been in, I was scared shitless. The Researchers always told my horrifying stories about the scips Ripping people apart, engulfing and consuming people, and much other horrible things. I know know that such things are very rare in the foundation nowadays. But yes, I was running through hall after hall trying to find a breach shelter, I always hated the sites for making every hallway look the same. I eventually hit a dead end when I heard something bubbling behind me. I did not want to look, I did not want to stare into the face of death and be consumed by its horrors, I did not want to die. But aginst my better judgment I looked, And God damnit I wish I never did, It was like a walking corpse with blackish ooze running down it´s body. It was smiling at me, I braced my self for death, when It turned around and left me there.
What? What SCP was it? Can´t tell you it´s beyond your clearance, Heh. You wouldn´t want to know what it is anyway, Damn thing will give kids like you nightmares. Now where was I, Oh yes, So it left me. After the breach I wondered why the thing spared me. Wondering came to researching and researching, well, came to obsession.
I became a researcher some few months after the breach and I decided to create a research group devote to studying the behavior of anomalous objects, We studied why Scips acted the way they did, Did they not want food from the cafeteria? Did they want a friend to talk to? Did they prefer this over that? exct. We ask these questions to learn more about Scips and how to better contain them and pacify them.
One of the teams first mission was to find out why [REDACTED] liked to cuddle with people. So we entered the Scips pen and attempted to ask it questions, It of course was unable to speak. So we asked more questions then tryed to get the scip to point to a card with words on it, like yes, no, maybe. It also didn´t work, Then we tryed cards with emotions and symbols on them, [REDACTED] always crawed toward the card that had the least violent image on it. Boring, I know, But this was ony our first time with attempting to communicate with a scip.
Well would you look at the time, You had better get back to work lad, I can share some more stories with you some other time. Good bye lad.