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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: As the effects of SCP-XXXX are widely believed to be a naturally occurring side effect of normal cognition, no efforts to impede SCP-XXXX are necessary. Containment is focused instead on preventing its discovery. In addition to Foundation agents already implanted globally in scientific institutions to prevent widespread knowledge of Humes, similar measures must be taken to disrupt physiological studies that may expose SCP-XXXX directly.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a signal broadcast continuously through small1 fluctuations in the Hume field. Attempts to locate the source of the broadcast have suggested that it is extradimentional in origin. Although no disruptions in the signal have been recorded, it is composed of many short messages sent rapidly and with different intended recipients. The recipient of each message is, in all cases, a single human being chosen seemingly at random2.

When a message reaches its intended recipient (hereafter SCP-XXXX-1), it is subconsciously interpreted by the brain and incorporated into its thought patterns. Invariably, the message reaches the conscious brain, whereupon SCP-XXXX-1 interprets its contents. In each case, the message's content is a mild infohazard that compels SCP-XXXX-1 to perform an action detrimental to their social standing or chance of survival3. The effects of these infohazards are weak enough to be effortlessly resisted by nearly all recipients.

The Foundation first became aware of SCP-XXXX in 1996, following technological developments allowing for Kant counters with significantly higher precision than earlier models. However, evidence exists showing that it has likely been present for millions of years, roughly corresponding with the emergence of early humans. Simulated models suggest that at peak effectiveness4, SCP-XXXX may have been responsible for up to β–ˆβ–ˆ% of human deaths.

here's some stuff i don't plan on touching again

/me slaps [[module ListUsers users="."]] %%name%% [[/module]] around a bit with a large trout