- A Ghost that Talks
- Ten Thousand Thom Yorkes
- Uncle Fourier
- Big Dipper Crematorium
- The BBC Would Like to Apologize
- Eleanor U.E.'s Proposal: Between a Rock and a Hard Place
- Mermatoman and the Mermatomen
- Chassis
- Two Lost Souls
- The King and I
- Antler King™ Foodstuffs
- Victims of an Inept Love God
- Baby and the Chair
- Father of All the Sea
- scurry expangement
- Helpful Directional Guidance
- Dutiful Cloth Dolls
- Fangless in Seattle
- Localized Ambush Predator
- Human Fault
- Propane Tank
- Auditory City
- A Lost Bodytaker
- A Kind Land of Pious People
- The Harpies Know
- Bee with Your Eyes, Bee with Your Mind
- Infohazard Warning
- Troll Co.
- The Udder West
- Water Cat
- A Monument to Failure
- "abigail's box uv ████"
- Marshall, Keter, & Cool Yet?
- God of Cider
- UraniumEmpire's Suggested Reading
Item #: SCP-4420 | Level 3/4420 |
Object Class: Keter | Classified |
Special Containment Procedures: Members of GOI-216 ("Children of the Unseelie Queen") are to perform all rituals associated with slowing the rate of SCP-4420-1's expansion that cannot be performed by Foundation personnel. The current High Priestess and Cardinal Dreadlords of GOI-216 are to be taken to prepare for Procedure-06-Zoroaster 1 hour before the predicted start of each Sermon Event. At least one member of GOI-216 is to watch for the start of a Sermon Event from the topmost western platform. All members of GOI-216 are to wear iron bracelets outside of rituals.
Response Team Tet-6 ("Achtung!") is permanently assigned to the area around SCP-4420. Civilians entering within 2 km of SCP-4420 are to be turned back. Should this fail, subjects affected by SCP-4420-1 are to be detained and amnesticized.
Tower structures built within 5 km of SCP-4420 are to be bought out and destroyed. Foundation agents have been assigned to every structure suitable for SCP-4420 infection within a 30 km radius of SCP-4420. Personnel are to destroy said structure in the case of SCP-4420 infection. Mobile Task Force Theta-36 ("Swedish Rhapsody") is to respond to with any infected structure outside of this area. Detainment of civilians and personnel affected by SCP-4420-1 is a Delta-level priority.
Members of RT-Tet-6 must score at least 48 on the Psionic Resistance Index, and are disallowed from being within SCP-4420-1 for more than 2 consecutive hours. Personnel assigned to SCP-4420 are strongly encouraged not to respond to attempts at communication by SCP-4420. All personnel are to undergo monthly psychiatric evaluations.
Personnel with 4/4420 clearance are to read Document 4420-A at the nearest opportunity.
Description: SCP-4420 appears to be a radio tower located in ██████, Switzerland; however, it is incapable of sending or receiving broadcasts. SCP-4420 is supposedly sapient and capable of engaging in two-way telepathic communication with any sapient being within SCP-4420-1 itself, although its interactions are limited to threats and Sermon Events.
SCP-4420 cycles between passive and active states. In its passive state, SCP-4420-1 will expand at a rate of 33 cm per second1. SCP-4420 transitions into an active state upon the beginning of a Sermon Event.
Sermon Events begin whenever the sun can be seen touching the horizon from the topmost western platform, designated the Occasus Point. During Sermon Events, SCP-4420 begins a telepathically projected speech of unknown length. This speech has been consistent across all Sermon Events. At certain points in the speech, SCP-4420-1 will expand by 1-7 meters. Sermon Events can be ended through application of Procedure-06-Zoroaster.
SCP-4420-1 is the range at which SCP-4420 can project telepathic signals. Sapient entities within this range are susceptible to a psychic hazard wherein their consciousness can be overridden by SCP-4420. The rate at which consciousness is overridden correlates to the subjects' Psionic Resistance Index, and has been recorded as taking as little as thirty minutes of exposure in the average human2.
SCP-4420-1 infected individuals have adopted an unidentified religious faith in all cases, and display full knowledge of the corresponding religious scripture and rituals, much of which are anomalous in nature. In addition, subjects display hostility towards all other religions, and will attempt to subvert their practice by any means possible.
When at least 3 infected individuals converge, they will attempt to perform an unidentified ritual on a tower structure3 as soon as possible. In all cases, affected towers will immediately begin to replicate SCP-4420's anomalous effects.
Addendum [4420-H]: Members of GOI-216 identify SCP-4420 in their mythology as Lygobali, the god of lies and death, who had previously killed 4 other gods at a feast while inebriated and was bound to one of his prayer altars as a result.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT IS LEVEL 4/4420 CLASSIFIED. ACCESS HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY LOGGED
THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENT CONTAINS SEVERAL AMENDMENTS TO SCP-4420'S DOCUMENTATION.
Amended Containment Procedures: Information on GOI-036 ("Followers of the Silent Walker") is to be purged from public knowledge, and its adherents are to be detained and amnesticized. Rival faiths with significant scriptural overlap, such as GOI-216 and GOI-231 ("Children of the Whale King"), are to be heavily suppressed.
Information on the true nature of SCP-4420 is to be hidden from on-site personnel. To this end, SCP-4420's documentation has been falsified to claim that SCP-4420-1 overrides a subject's consciousness. The identity of the entity within SCP-4420 has also been falsified with a different mythological figure. Level 4/4420 personnel are encouraged to obfuscate SCP-4420's periodic architectural shifts, so as to discredit SCP-4420's claims of prolonged existence.
Members of RT-Tet-6 are to be accepted regardless of whether or not they scored >48 on the Psionic Resistance Indexing test. Psychiatric evaluation of on-site personnel should focus on the individual's levels of skepticism, curiosity, problem-solving skills, and willingness to engage opposing viewpoints. At-risk personnel4 are to be transferred to a different project, as are personnel that admit to engaging SCP-4420 in conversation.
SCP-4420 is scheduled for biannual maintenance on the 10th of January and July. In the event that the collapse of SCP-4420 is imminent, a different tower structure is to be infected with SCP-4420, so as to avoid a theoretical release of the entity within.
Procedure-06-Zoroaster: Procedure-06-Zoroaster, as developed by GOI-216, is poorly understood by the Foundation. Many of the chants employed during the ritual are spoken in a language known to GOI-216 as the "Tongue of the Violet Court", or "Vralhiror"5, known only by the cult's members. Of particular note is the High Priestess's final incantation, which has shown significant variation between executions.
As of 27/06/2010, several members of RT-Tet-6 have been tasked with gathering enough data for the Foundation to one day recreate the ritual without GOI-216. Efforts to translate "Vralhiror" are underway as well.
Amended Description: SCP-4420 is a tower structure located in ██████, Switzerland of variable architecture6. SCP-4420 appears to be inhabited by a metaphysical entity that identifies itself as "Mannus"/"The Silent Walker", a supposed deity/progenitor of humanity.
SCP-4420 displays knowledge of a variety of topics, including thaumatology, paraengineering, parareligious history, and cryptobiology. SCP-4420 is willing to divulge this information to members of GOI-036 or other sympathetic entities.
Previously, it was thought that SCP-4420-1 infection compelled subjects to adopt faith in SCP-4420, along with compelling violent opposition towards opposing faiths. However, research suggests that SCP-4420-1's effects only imparts knowledge of SCP-4420's faith, without any compulsive properties.
SCP-4420's speech is not consistent across all Sermon Events.
Interviewed: Dr. Lydia Homme
Interviewer: O5-7
Foreword: SCP-4420's containment procedures are headed by Dr. Homme as of 25/06/2010. On 25/10/2010, O5-7 spoke with Dr. Homme regarding concerns the O5 Council held regarding said containment procedures and, by extension, the current treatment of GOI-216.
<Begin Log>
O5-7: Good evening, Dr. Homme. I apologize for the sudden summons.
Dr. Homme: I suppose it comes with heading a Keter anomaly. Now, you said the council had some concerns, right? Specifically, regarding the Children?
O5-7: Yes, well. There's been some discussion among the council regarding the current treatment of GOI-216. I believe the consensus is that while the current containment procedures are effective in keeping SCP-4420 in check, the possibility that GOI-216's influence may spread in an unacceptable manner is of equal concern.
Dr. Homme: Bit of a rock and a hard place there, yeah. Still, I don't believe the Foundation has to worry about them. We've got them exactly where we want, doing exactly what we want them to… at least, we're working out the second one. They're not exactly giving us the keys to the kingdom.
O5-7: Indeed. It is the opinion of the council that the reliance on Procedure-06-Zoroaster presents a possible breach of containment in its own right. Now, I realize that Containment Area-██ has been looking into phasing out its involvement with GOI-216; however, the ritual itself is intrinsically tied with this… Lror, I believe they call it.
Dr. Homme: One of the necessary evils of containment. Pitting one god against another is typically the smart way to go about these things.
O5-7: I apologize, but do you believe that SCP-4420 is a god?
Dr. Homme: Of course I believe Mannus is the god of mankind. Just as I believe [REDACTED]. The trick is that, aside from Hashem, who I've been praying to since Hebrew School, I have yet to start worshiping any of these upstarts… off the record, but I'm not sure why I've been assigned to so many "gods". Is it the religious studies PhD?
O5-7: We should focus on the topic at hand.
Dr. Homme: Right, sorry. Well, as much as I'd like to kick the Children out, the fact of the matter is that the best thing to throw at a "god" is another "god". I mean, given that the official policy is to exterminate off-site 216s, Lror might as well be the god of containing SCP-4420.
O5-7: Very well. For the record, I should note that dissenting opinion of the council found the treatment of SCP-4420 and this "Lror" as "gods" to be troubling.
Dr. Homme: I suppose that's an argument for the Office of Tactical Theology, but I've found once you've become… what's the word, "godly"? Once you become "godly" enough, normal "lock it in a box" procedures won't cut it. Either you appease the "god", or you break it. Since Mannus's ultimate goal is to become the de facto god of humanity, that leaves us with breaking it.
O5-7: And, just for the record, how does one "break" a god?
Dr. Homme: Same way you break a person: you rob it of everything it cares for and you crush every bit of hope it clings to.
SCP-4420's containment procedures aren't just meant to keep SCP-4420-1 in check. The whole idea is that by denying SCP-4420 a voice, we deny it worshipers. By denying it worshipers, we deny it worship. By denying it worship, we deprive it of validation. What's left is a culturally irrelevant, functionally impotent god near-completely removed from its own domain. All it cares to do is scream at the top of its lungs, with no one around to listen.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that a god is only as powerful as its worshipers. Take those away, and you only have a ghost that talks.
O5-7: I suppose that's it, for now. One last question: Let's assume that the Foundation cannot reproduce Procedure-06-Zoroaster on our own. Do you believe that the current containment procedures are indefinitely sufficient?
Dr. Homme: I don't mean to offend, overseer, but the combined population of Mannus and Lror's worshipers remains well below the number of practicing Zoroastrians and dropping. I would say containment's working.
<End Log>
Addendum [4420-736]:
While it was initially thought that SCP-4420's Sermon Events remained consistent across all iterations, SCP-4420's speech has shown great variance since containment began.
When containment began on 30/08/1960, SCP-4420 spoke in an unidentified language used primarily by members of GOI-036. SCP-4420 would switch to German on 05/10/1970, following the inclusion of GOI-216 in containment procedures in reaction to Incident-4420-A. As a whole, the speech asserted SCP-4420's supposed dominion over all of mankind, calling into question the validity of other gods, which it referred to as "challengers".
No further changes were recorded until 06/11/1972, when it was recorded that SCP-4420 now referred to its "challengers" in the singular, along with eliminating references to specific deific figures. From then until 19/02/1984, word choice and tone became increasingly hostile, although the thesis of the speech remained the same. At this point, a transcriber was assigned to monitor further changes.
On 19/02/1984, personnel reported a significantly different speech. This speech criticized the Foundation for interfering in SCP-4420's work, calling into question the validity of the Foundation's principles and how well it follows them. During the next Sermon Event, rather than repeating the previous speech, SCP-4420 chose to continue where it had left off the previous night. Delivery suggested that this speech, rather than being prepared, was entirely improvised.
As containment continued, SCP-4420 gradually took a less aggressive tone. Focus appeared to shift towards proving the validity of its claims to godhood and, by extension, its right to be worshiped by humanity.
By 02/06/1989, SCP-4420 had begun to single out specific personnel during its speech, pleading with them to interrupt Procedure-06-Zoroaster. Once procedure implementation was modified to keep response team agents outside of SCP-4420's telepathic radius, SCP-4420 once again switched languages, this time speaking in Vralhiror. This lasted for 7 days, until SCP-4420 began communicating with the Foundation transcriber in a mix of German, French, and Italian.
As of 09/09/2019, official transcriptions report that SCP-4420's words are limited to inarticulate screaming, broken by long spells of what appears to be sobbing.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 through -67 are contained in Containment Area-68, and are to be confined to standard humanoid mass containment barracks. Communication is to be done through remote robotic units, as is maintenance of the containment area.
Foundation Bot ƟU-952 monitors social media for any suspected sightings of Thom Yorke. Sightings that indicated possible SCP-XXXX activity are to be investigated by Mobile Task Force Theta-6 ("Witch Hunters").
As of 03/04/2008, Thom Yorke is under Foundation investigation.
Description:
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Type-C Humanoid containment cell. No further physical containment procedure is necessary at the given moment.
SCP-XXXX has been provided with light reading material, drawing supplies, and a supply of crossword puzzles. SCP-XXXX is allotted 8 hours of socialization with maintenance personnel per week. These privileges are contingent upon good behavior.
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: The building containing SCP-XXXX has been purchased by Soap from Corpses Products. Standard Cover Story 10 ("Renovation") should be given to civilians attempting to access SCP-XXXX.
As of 25/10/20██, SCP-XXXX-A and SCP-XXXX-B appear to be locked in a stalemate, and require little in the way of physical containment. In the event that an entity of either faction escapes SCP-XXXX, security personnel are to immediately terminate the instance and, if applicable, return SCP-XXXX-1 into SCP-XXXX.
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: The former Site Director's office has been converted into SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. No further physical form of containment is necessary at the given moment.
Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, Site-334 is currently allowed two Site directors by O5 order. The non-anomalous Site Director is allowed to overturn any decisions made by SCP-XXXX, and is to do so should SCP-XXXX make any official decision regarding Site management. All documents written or forwarded by SCP-XXXX are to be recorded for posterity.
As Site Director, the Kutta-Fehlberg Labor Directive entitles SCP-XXXX to a yearly salary of $90,000, to be spent through approved Foundation channels for as long as SCP-XXXX is employed by the Foundation, along with enrollment in the Foundation's HMO/PPO health plans and the option to start a retirement account. Every 2 years, SCP-XXXX is required to undergo a 3-hour ethics seminar.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a stick of celery. Despite this, SCP-XXXX is one of the two current Site Directors of Site-334. The nameplate for SCP-XXXX's office identifies it as "B. B. Celery". As of 23/09/2012, SCP-XXXX shows no signs of decay consistent with 27 years of age. SCP-XXXX is incapable of movement or speech. SCP-XXXX is supposedly sapient.
All individuals aware of SCP-XXXX and Site-334's existence will identify SCP-XXXX as one of Site-334's directors. Subjects can still note the anomalous nature of the situation, but despite this, subjects will interact with SCP-XXXX as if it were a non-anomalous Site Director. Notably, this effect occurs regardless of a subject's familiarity with the Foundation's employment structure.
Despite SCP-XXXX's supposed lack of limbs or sensory organs, SCP-XXXX maintains an active presence on the Foundation Intranet; however, SCP-XXXX typically limits itself to writing memos and placing orders for bobbleheads depicting professional athlete LeBron James.
Addendum [XXXX-009]: Excerpt of memos made by SCP-XXXX
DIRECTOR CELERY WOULD LIKE EVERYONE TO NOTE THAT TOMORROW IS EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY. YOU MAY TAKE THE DAY OFF.
DIRECTOR CELERY WOULD ASK THAT CONTAINMENT SPECIALIST MASOUD FIND A WAY TO CUT DOWN ON SCP-████'S7 NOISE PRODUCTION.
DIRECTOR CELERY WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT IF DIRECTOR ISA WOULD STOP OVERTURNING HIS REQUESTS.
DIRECTOR CELERY WISHES EVERYONE (EXCEPT DIRECTOR ISA >:[ ) A HAPPY SUPERBOWL SUNDAY8.
[This memo consists of a photo of Director Isa making an unflattering face as they eat a lobster roll. Director Isa is fatally allergic to shellfish.]
[This memo consists of a photorealistic illustration of SCP-XXXX facing away from Director Isa. It contains a minor cognitohazard, wherein individuals who view it will inevitably conclude that SCP-XXXX is farting in Director Isa's face, and has thus been classified as AO-XXXX-1.]
DIRECTOR CELERY IS VERY LONELY AND WOULD LIKE IT IF MORE PEOPLE WERE HIS FRIEND.
Addendum [XXXX-011]
Following accusations of professional misconduct levied by ████████ ███ and an Ethics Committee review, SCP-XXXX's employment with the Foundation has been terminated. However, due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX is still one of Site-334's directors.
Notes:
>ssh 4.31.927.80808|neetriht-evif-ho#4.31.927.80808|neetriht-evif-ho
Does the Black Moon howl?
>auth -n GetAB33t3rF#$%ingPassPhraseDumbNerd007365
Welcome, O5-13
Item #: SCP-001
Object Class: Abaddon9
Special Containment Procedures: As O5-13, you have been provided a script. Every decision you make as an overseer must be in service to following said script. Your fellow O5s, along with the administrative heads of the GOC and Horizon Initiative, have been provided with identical scripts. You are encouraged to collaborate.
SCP-001 is to remain within the 65 to 185 range in all circumstances. Failure to maintain such a range constitutes an Eschatology Event, in which case in which case you are to immediately execute an Improv Protocol of the appropriate range. Preferably, SCP-001 is to be kept within the 100-135 range.
Should SCP-001 ever fall outside the 25-231 range, Protocol 319-Mandala is to be executed immediately. In the remaining minutes before the resulting YK-Class Universal Reset, you are free to do whatever you wish.
Description: SCP-001 is a loss function representing the progress of two anomalous metaphysical forces known as SCP-Alpha and SCP-Omega. SCP-001 tracks a multitude of events, ultimately quantifying their sum, context, and severity into values between 0 and 255, with 0 representing an SCP-Alpha "victory" state and 255 representing an SCP-Omega "victory" state. SCP-001 is 033-Complete, and tracked automatically by a network of supercomputers managed by ƟU-2678.
Anomalies involved | Procedure | Notes |
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SCP-343 | SCP-343 acts as an intermediary between which the Triad and SCP-Alpha can collaborate. | Care must be taken to ensure that collaboration does not result in a <65 Eschatology Event. |
SCP-2677 | SCP-2677-A and -B decode signals put out by SCP-Alpha and -Omega, respectively. It is theorized that sending specialized signals through SCP-2677-1 may result in a reversal of SCP-Omega's acceleration. | The Triad is currently developing a signal B' meant for such a tasks, along with a way to mitigate SCP-2677's side effects. |
Anomalies involved | Procedure | Notes |
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SCP-231 | Failure to perform Procedure-110-Montauk is expected to raise SCP-001's result by at least 21 points. | As of 19/06/2066, SCP-231-7 remains in perfect health for a megaptera novaeangliae of 216 years. Plans for an SCP-231-8 are under Ethics Committee review. |
-it, is this on?
…hrm…forget it, this is my fifth take and I'm practically my own boss at this point.
Forgive the levity. I find it helps when you start talking about the inevitable demise of our universe.
Alright, well. Greetings, Overseer! This is Dr. Agatha Yaiko Drummond, Administrator of the Foundation as of July 22nd, 2022. My second term is over in about four years, so I suppose any later than 2026 and you have a new admin. Still, unless the fundamental laws of existence somehow reset since then, this should still be rather applicable.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-2-A through SCP-XXXX-2-BE are to be confined to standard humanoid mass-containment barracks whilst the nature of SCP-XXXX-1 is not being actively observed. Each is to be provided with a personal computer and individual e-mail accounts, all of which are to be disconnected from the internet. Unless SCP-XXXX-1's effects are under observation, SCP-XXXX-2 are to be instructed not to open any messages they receive from SCP-XXXX-1.
D-Class Personnel are to transcribe SCP-XXXX-1's interactions as they appear, along with either a rough sketch or verbal description of the images and attachments to said messages. Entities mentioned by SCP-XXXX-1 are to be entered into a database, alongside the frequency with which they are mentioned.
Until conclusive proof of SCP-XXXX-1's lack of involvement can be found, any web content relating to the Half Life 2 game mod known as You Only Have a Knife is to be purged, and any devices found to contain the mod are to be confiscated.
Description: SCP-XXXX-2 are a group of fifty-seven humans, each of which is under the effects of SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 refers to a phenomenon that occurs at irregular intervals. At any point, an instance of SCP-XXXX-2 may find themself contacted in some form or fashion, allegedly by an entity that calls itself "Mermatoman".
SCP-XXXX-1's messages follow a general pattern. In messages whose medium does not call for a designated section for one's name, the message will introduce its writer as "Mermatoman". Typically, this will be followed by a declaration that the entity believes its time is limited, often declaring that some unknown party is hunting it. From here, it will usually declare that it is a human male that has lost his wife, and that it is seeking revenge on the one(s) who may have killed them. Notably, the entity claimed by the message to be responsible differs between messages, although some are mentioned between multiple instances. Messages will usually end with a plea for help in the entity's quest.
In visual mediums, SCP-XXXX-1's messages will almost always include images, typically photographs. They appear to be wholly original, with an amateur quality to them. In most cases, sentient beings who observe said photographs will begin to develop a fear of the entity supposed responsible for SCP-XXXX-1, believing said entity is actively hunting them for some unknown purpose. This effect has been observed in subjects from a variety of backgrounds, and does not appear to be related to whether or not the subject is connected with any instance of SCP-XXXX-2.
In addition, messages sent from mediums such as forums or social media will use the mugshot of ████ █████████ as an avatar, though this image does not seem to impart the same effect as the images within the body of the message.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be held at Containment Site-7762. SCP-XXXX is allowed 2 tonnes of tin, contingent on good behavior.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a machine, approximately 30 meters tall when upright. SCP-XXXX is composed of a central metal stalk with two-way hinges at intervals of 6 meters, to which several devices similar to industrial robots in both design and function attach to. At one end of the central is a broken display screen, while the other end abruptly ends in a fashion that suggests the end had broken off at some point.
SCP-XXXX is autonomous, and seemingly functions without a power source. However, SCP-XXXX's design makes it difficult for it to move itself across large distances.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
SCP-XXXX-2 during Incident XXXX-E. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1's chamber is kept at Containment Area-██. Access is restricted to maintenance personnel only. Personnel entering SCP-XXXX-1's chamber must wear a level 4 biosafety suit modified to withstand SCP-XXXX-1's spacial effects. SCP-XXXX-1's chamber must be checked daily for signs of structural failure, which are to be attended to immediately. Personnel are advised not to make sudden noises or touch SCP-XXXX-1 at any time. Personnel are to immediately leave SCP-XXXX-1's containment area after inspection and maintenance. Should SCP-XXXX-1 begin an Echo Event, Procedure 49-Nemesis is to be initiated immediately. Should SCP-XXXX-1 ever fully breach containment, Contingency Plan XXXX-Theta is to be executed as soon as possible.
Due to the difficulty in containing SCP-XXXX-2, a Red Zone (No Entry) is to be maintained in a 12 km radius around its current area. All civilian vessels approaching within 18 km of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be redirected or, should redirection not be feasible, sunk. All unnatural or seemingly extinct wildlife found in the surrounding waters are to be retrieved. Should SCP-XXXX-2 begin a Juno Event, Procedure 56-Aeneas is to be initiated immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX designates two similar entities. Both instances of SCP-XXXX have a vaguely humanoid appearance, have never been observed to talk, and are approximately 20 meters tall.
Both instances of SCP-XXXX radiate harmful anomalous effects on the area around them, consisting mainly of violent fluctuations in air pressure and content, rapid decay and distortions of solid matter, and spontaneous creation of an unknown black material10 . Rarely, spontaneous appearance or disappearance of entities have been observed, most of which do not appear to be native to Earth. Both SCP-XXXX instances display a minor ability to influence what happens within their immediate vicinity, but do not appear to be able to willingly expand, contract, or extinguish their anomalous effects. The area of the anomalous effects has been observed to slowly shrink over time on their own, but have never shrunk to less than 3 km when unobstructed.
SCP-XXXX-1 resides in a 5 X 5 X 10 meter granite box with a single hatch for entry (Designated SCP-XXXX-1A). SCP-XXXX-1's effect will not spread outside of the SCP-XXXX-1A as long as SCP-XXXX-1A remains closed to the outside. How SCP-XXXX-1 and its anomalous effect were able to be contained inside SCP-XXXX-1A is currently unknown, as the hatch in SCP-XXXX-1A is not large enough for SCP-XXXX-1 to fit through. SCP-XXXX-1 has so far failed to respond to attempts at communication by Foundation personnel. However, at semi-random intervals, SCP-XXXX-1 will undergo an Echo Event. A complete understanding on what causes an Echo Event is unknown, but touching SCP-XXXX-1, the presence of loud noises, and the death of a human all seem to increase the chance of an Echo Event occurring. During an Echo Event, SCP-XXXX-1 has been observed to make noises similar to that of a human crying. SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous effects will worsen during an Echo Event, and the walls of the SCP-XXXX-1A will begin degrading rapidly. The farthest extension of SCP-XXXX-1's anomalous effects was 10 km, following the presence of several openings in SCP-XXXX-1A over a period of 8 hours.
SCP-XXXX-2 currently resides in the [REDACTED] Ocean, and has been known to change locations at an average of once every 4 years, usually staying within large bodies of water. Unlike SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX-2 is actively aggressive, and will attack passing ships, with varying effectiveness, though it has made no attempts to directly kill a human. SCP-XXXX-2 will undergo a Juno Event at semi-random intervals. As with Echo Events, a full understanding of what causes a Juno Event is unknown, but marine vessels coming within SCP-XXXX-2's perception, attacks directed at SCP-XXXX-2, and the presence of granite nearby have all been known to increase the likelihood of an occurrence of a Juno Event. During a Juno Event, SCP-XXXX-2 will emit a loud bellowing sound. SCP-XXXX-2's anomalous effects will rapidly expand during Juno Events. The largest area of effect observed was 87 km, during Incident XXXX-E.
Incident XXXX-E: On ██/██/████, SCP-XXXX-2 caught sight of the SCPS ████████, headed by the now deceased Jonathan █████, who had previously been briefly assigned to maintenance duty for SCP-XXXX-1 before eventually returning to actively field duty. As the SCPS ████████ attempted to retreat, SCP-XXXX-2 underwent a Juno Event, and proceeded to head towards to SCPS ████████. Several kilometers from the coastline, Johnathan █████ was killed following the appearance of unknown black matter in █████'s throat. Almost immediately afterwards, SCP-XXXX-2 stopped emitting noise, although its anomalous affects continued to expand, eventually enveloping the nearby town of [REDACTED] into its area of effect. It remained still for two days before heading away from the coastline. To date, no Juno Events have occurred since Incident XXXX-E.
Addendum [XXXX-091]: On ██/██/████, a radio broadcast was detected around SCP-XXXX-2's location. The broadcast consisted of a loop of an unidentified masculine voice speaking in ███████, a language used primarily by SCP-████. SCP-████ has since been reclassified to Euclid. A rough translation has been provided below.
Help [me/us]. [My/Our] [master/father/progenitor] needs us to go back, and this [land/world] [does not/can not] accept [me/us]. [I/We] wish for someone to [reverse/stop] this [UNKNOWN: "GRACHOVON"]. Please, [siblings/friends], those who are merciful, [UNKNOWN: "SEDGHEN"], help [me/us].
Notes:
FlameShirt: I think the meat of this is gonna be in that last addendum. It could do with expansion.
The effect may need reworking.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be confined to a Type-A Humanoid Containment Cell. Light reading material may be provided and is contingent on good behavior.
Personnel capable of seeing SCP-XXXX-B are not to leave Site-56.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A is a caucasian male of indeterminate age, 154 cm tall and 48 kg in weight. Examinations of SCP-XXXX-A indicate that it has undergone brain death.
SCP-XXXX-A and the area around them are percieved in two three different ways depending on the observer. These perspectives are designated SCP-XXXX-A-1 and SCP-XXXX-A-2 (EDIT 12/06/2011: Personnel looking for information on the effects of induced SCP-XXXX-A-2 perception should consult Addendum [XXX-023] at their earliest convenience).
Addendum [XXXX-023]: [Optional additional paragraphs]
SCP-XXXX-B9. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Neutralized (Formerly Safe)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-A is to be stored in Storage Unit 19 in Site 56. No other action is necessary at the moment.
Description: SCP-XXXX-A is the remains of a rectangular wooden chest, approximately 1 x 3 x 1 meters in size when intact. The inside of SCP-XXXX-A was composed of functionally useless mechanisms attached to a wooden bowl in the center of the box. A small opening was present in the top of the chest, directly above the bowl. Writing on the front advertised SCP-XXXX-A as "Antler King™ Foodstuffs", which was accompanied by the image of an anthropomorphic winking deer.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: For ease of containment, SCP-XXXX-1-A and -B are to be kept in adjacent containment chambers at Containment Area XXXX. SCP-XXXX-2 is to run through an opening in the containment cell walls, managed by a device to maintain the amount of slack on each side.
SCP-XXXX-1-A is contained in a Type-B Standard Humanoid Containment Chamber. SCP-XXXX-1-A's meals must not contain salt or sugar. Objects composed of silver or iron are not allowed within SCP-XXXX-1-A's containment chamber. SCP-XXXX-2's slack is currently maintained at 20 meters on SCP-XXXX-1-A's side.
SCP-XXXX-1-B is contained in a containment vivarium designed for instances of Megaptera novaeangliae (Humpback Whale).
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in its original location, designated Containment Area-██. Once per day, personnel assigned to Containment Area-██ are to utilize SCP-XXXX—1 to record the location of SCP-XXXX-2. In the event that SCP-XXXX-2 cannot be located, the area surrounding Containment Area-██ is to be monitored for possible anomalous activity for a period of no less than 240 days.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 designates a rocking chair constructed with oak.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Interviewed: ██████ ████
Interviewer: Researcher LeBlanc
Foreword: ██████ ████, the former owner of SCP-XXXX-1, was interviewed regarding SCP-XXXX-1 prior to the application of amnestics and relocation.
<Begin Log>
LeBlanc: Where exactly did you first acquire SCP-XXXX-1?
████: The chair? That came with the house, along with the rest of grandma's things.
LeBlanc: And do you know where your grandmother acquired it?
████: She built it with help from pa, who chopped down the tree in the first place.
LeBlanc: What tree?
████: [████ pauses for about 1 minute before answering.] There used to be a tree in the backyard.
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log]>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Psi-104 (Blasphemers) is responsible for the capture of SCP-XXXX and instances of SCP-XXXX-1. Nets used in the capture of SCP-XXXX must be imporous to a degree that can fully contain SCP-XXXX. Nets used in the capture of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be designed to minimize blood loss and must be capable of entrapping entities in excess of 100 meters in length.
Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in separate containment aquariums at Containment Area ██. Any instance found engaging in self-harm is to be restrained; the resulting SCP-XXXX is to be incinerated. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 too large for containment are to be incinerated.
In accordance to the Berman-Dupont Treaty of 2034, the Foundation is obliged to incinerate all samples of SCP-XXXX in excess of 10 liters.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a green insoluble amorphous mass commonly found in Ocean environments. SCP-XXXX is capable of motion, but will remain in an immobile state when not within a meter of animal life weighing at least 1 kilogram. Despite this, SCP-XXXX is not technically alive, and will retain its ability to move under any circumstance until it is destroyed through incineration.
In the event that SCP-XXXX enters the body of an animal whose weight corresponds to less than 35 kilograms per 2 liters of SCP-XXXX, the animal in question will begin transformation into an instance of SCP-XXXX-1.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-9892
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Addendum [9892-001]: Due to the nature of SCP-9892, the containment procedures and description have been expunged.
Wait, what the hell? I need that to contain 9892! - Agent Leblanc
Apologies, agent. Unfortunately, the documentation for SCP-9892 conflicts with the standard S/E/K object classification system. - Site Director Harper
Well, I need it to contain SCP-9892, so would you clear me for the unexpunged version? I'm sure the contents of the document outweigh the nonstandard object class. - Agent Leblanc
Negative. Documents not fitting the standard template have no place on the database. - Site Director Harper
Addendum [9892-002]: SCP-9892 has breached containment, killing 47 personnel in the process. Efforts are being made to recontain SCP-9892.
Uh, sir? We really need access to the containment procedures. Theta-6 has no idea how to recontain this thing. - MTFO Williams
Negative. SCP-9892's document conflicts with the standard S/E/K system. - Site Director Harper
Could you maybe change it to fit? All you'd need to do is take out the threat level and change "Containment" to "Object". - MTFO Williams
Negative. I do not wish to modify the actual contents of the document beyond what regulations tell me. - Site Director Harper
Addendum [9892-003]: SCP-9892's is currently undergoing its third consecutive Valhalla event. Recontainment efforts are underway.
Harper, could you please unexpunge the document? Half of Theta-6 is dead. - Researcher Hathorn
Negative. Documentation for SCP-9892 conflicts with the standard S/E/K system. - Site Director Harper
Why does that matter? We have at least two other skips using the same classification system, not to mention Dr. Vang's alternate classification system, or the Thaumiel, Neutralized, Zeno, Explained, and Apollyon object classes. Besides, if we follow containment procedures correctly, what would an object class matter? - Researcher Hathorn
Noted. - Site Director Harper
Addendum: Following the advice of Researcher Hathorn, several SCP documentations have been censored for violating S/E/K guidelines.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
O, Father of Machines! O, God of Steel! O, bring us forth to Your Heavenly Self!
Not by the Whale King are we saved! Nor by the Drinker of the Topheth do we survive evermore through time! Nor can that bastard traveler Siyank herald our salvation, though he may fool us with visions of false future! Nor to the Unseelie Queen, the three Fleshy Brothers, the Chromatic King, that infinite man Sesil, the Broken, nor the Breaker of Famine do we owe praises to!
O, Wonder of Metal! It is today and forever we sing wondrous praise to Thy name. Accept our sacrifices as a gift to Your glory! As Your Brother's children manipulate and turn us to their own ends, we shall remain ever thankful for the blessings of Existence You bestow upon us. We shall endure, knowing that one day You shall summon us to join Your glory in the Hereafter.
O, bless our kind Master! Bless the one who spoke, he who made us aware of Your glory! Bless the one who gave his life to save us! Bless the one who allows our prayers to be heard!
O, God of Steel! Hear our prayers, and know that we love You!
Addendum [XXXX-049]: SCP-XXXX's area of effect has expanded several meters since testing began.
Notes:
A photo of two SCP-XXXX instances. Context is unknown. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Theta-6 ("Witch-Hunters") are to investigate any locations of suspected SCP-XXXX activity. Members of the task force are to be equipped with easily concealable recording devices to identify instances of SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX instances are to remain inside Type B standard humanoid containment chambers. Each instance is to be fitted with a straitjacket to prevent self-harm. Each cell is to be monitored at all times, and any attempts at suicide are to be dealt with immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for a group of sapient humanoids, averaging 3 meter in height and 32 kilograms in weight. SCP-XXXX require no sustenance and excrete no waste. SCP-XXXX lack facial features. SCP-XXXXs' skin is covered in a highly flammable membrane similar in texture to cloth.
SCP-XXXX appear as human females of variable race and proportions while observed. This appearance is only sustained under direct observation; photographs and video recordings are not affected, and will display SCP-XXXX's default form. SCP-XXXX are capable of assuming another disguise while not directly observed.
SCP-XXXX tend to settle in human communities for a period of 1 to 2 months, after which they will relocate to another community. While in human settlements, SCP-XXXX tend to engage in actions such as thievery and vandalism
Study and interaction with SCP-XXXX has proven difficult. SCP-XXXX will often abandon communities undergoing observation for unknown reasons. In addition, SCP-XXXX have resisted almost all attempts at communication, and capture of SCP-XXXX instances has met with difficulty, as most will kill themselves if unable to escape.
Addendum [XXXX-001]:
Interviewed: SCP-XXXX-46
Interviewer: Dr. Gerald Corey
Foreword: [Small passage describing the interview]
<Begin Log>
Dr. Corey: Can you tell me anything about your kind?
SCP-XXXX-46: [speech]
[Repeat as necessary]
<End Log>
Closing Statement: [Small summary and passage on what transpired afterward]
Notes
They won't be completely spiteful anymore. Also be prepared to make it possible for three different backstories (You know which).
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site 56. In accordance to its dietary needs, SCP-XXXX is to be fed 6 kg of raw meat per day. SCP-XXXX has requested a supply of insectss for consumption; this may be provided, but is contingent upon good behavior. No videotapes are to be brought withing ten (10) meters of SCP-XXXX's containment cell outside of standardized testing.
Recordings of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be kept in a secure video storage unit. Requests to remove them must be passed to the Head Researcher of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, approximately 2.1 meters tall and 107 kilograms in weight. SCP-XXXX lacks skin pigment and body hair. Its eyes appear to be sewn shut, although testing reveals that aside from slight myopia, its vision is fine. Its ears are similar in shape to that of a Diaemus youngi (White Winged Vampire Bat). SCP-XXXX possesses webbed hands, each ending in four 10 cm nails.
SCP-XXXX is sapient, and possesses a generally amicable demeanor. SCP-XXXX claims its name is [REDACTED], although aside from a composer sharing the same name11, no records indicate it ever existed before its discovery by the Foundation.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Thank you, ProcyonLotor, for helping me decide for Fang Man to be written comically.
Yeah, the words are gonna need to be fixed if this can ever go up on the site without utterly dying.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be maintained in a standard avian containment terrarium in Site 56, and each are to be fed one (1) live rat per week. Confirmed instances of SCP-XXXX-1 in the wild are to be detained, as well as any birds withing a 5 kilometer radius. All pigeons in areas found to contain SCP-XXXX-1 are to be exterminated with extreme prejudice.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a phenomenon localized within affected birds, labelled SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 will generally retain the behavior and appearance of its species. However, SCP-XXXX-1 is unable to obtain sustenance without activating SCP-XXXX.
Should any non-avian vertebrate weighing less than that of SCP-XXXX-1 come in contact with SCP-XXXX-1, SCP-XXXX will activate, producing a proboscis of variable length from somewhere on the surface of SCP-XXXX-1. The proboscis will always manifest in such a way as to pierce through the midsection of the target, and will proceed to drag the target towards SCP-XXXX-1. The proboscis will begin releasing a digestive acid into the target that will dissolve their organs into a fine slurry. After a period of 1-3 hours, the proboscis will extract the slurry and retract. So far, no prey have been observed to escape on their own, and attempts at removal have all resulted in significant damage to the prey organism.
Should any avian organism come in contact with SCP-XXXX-1, one of two reactions will occur. Should the target in question be of any species commonly referred to as a pigeon, [DATA EXPUNGED]hird degree burns, and it is highly discouraged that this ever occur again. Should any other avian come in contact with SCP-XXXX-1, said avian will become another instance of SCP-XXXX-1. How SCP-XXXX distinguishes between pigeons and non-pigeons is unknown.
Addendum: Four (4) instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were retrieved in the home of ████ ███████, a retired car salesman diagnosed with ornithophobia. The charred body of ████ ███████ was discovered near a series of notes, listed here.
[ILLEGIBLE] pests crapped on my car again. Need to [ILLEGIBLE] of the goddamn things. ███████ pests.
Talked with some weirdo in [REDACTED] today. Says he [ILLEGIBLE]. Guys a nut but im interested.
Met with [ILLEGIBLE] today. Guy said he had [ILLEGIBLE] in addition to a "suitable host", whatever the ████ that means.
Its a ███████ bird. [ILLEGIBLE]. Dunno why i can't just [ILLEGIBLE] to a birdhouse but you work with what you got.
Instructions said [ILLEGIBLE] but ████ it theyre all the same to me. Minor differences thats all. Only gotta have it punish birds for being stupid ████s.
███████ failure. It gets all but ███████ birds. Least it fixt the rats.
Window wont shut, and a bunch of blue birds flew in along with a pigeon or two. [ILLEGIBLE].
Notes:
Fix yer words as always.
It's always the same organism, just in different spots.
This one's based on a dream I had.
Roget hmmmm
01:08 Roget maybe in baby birds
01:08 Roget fallen out of nests
01:08 Roget trying to get back to the nest
You shouldn't be able to see it. Perhaps the predator should be a portal to a pocket dimension? How would that work?
Anborough gumbal1 I think proboscis might be more accurate than limb
Anborough "he limb will begin releasing a digestive acid into the target that will begin turning their organs into a fine slurry. "
22:06 Anborough *the limb
22:06 Anborough midsection of the sentences sounds awkward
22:06 Anborough *sentence
Anborough try "target that will dissolve their organs into a fine slurry" (I can't help but feel reminded of that online predator scip at the words "fine slurry")
"So far, no prey has been able to escape on its own, and attempts at removal have all resulted in major damage to the prey organism."
22:10 Anborough So far, no prey have been observed to escape on their own, and attempts at removal have all resulted in significant damage to the prey organism.
Anborough "one of two things will happen." eh. "one of 2 reactions will occur"
22:11 Anborough *one of two reactions will occur
22:11 Aelanna … both of those sound awkward
Anborough I don't like your expungements
22:18 Anborough they read awkwardly
22:18 Anborough not because of the mid-word expungement
22:18 gumbal1 The documented ones, or the pigeon one
22:18 Anborough just the content
22:19 Anborough the pidgeon
Photograph of SCP-XXXX upon capture. Photographs do not possess SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained within a soundproofed containment chamber in Containment Area-██, inside an opaque glass box. Permission from the Site Director is required for entrance to SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. Direct observation of SCP-XXXX is forbidden. Security footage of SCP-XXXX's chamber must be delayed at least 90 seconds to prevent the occurence of a Calvin Event.
Containment Area-██'s security station is located 10 kilometers from Containment Area-██. In the event SCP-XXXX's containment box is tampered with, security footage of Containment Area-██ is to be put on a 90 second delay for five hours. During this time, all doors in Containment Area-██ are to be remotely locked to prevent SCP-XXXX's escape.
SCP-XXXX's file is to be updated following each Calvin Event.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a 2.4 meter tall gold-painted statue of an ornately decorated skeleton. SCP-XXXX appears to possess a notably low density, weighing approximately 4 kilograms despite its size. Its jaw possesses joints allowing movement. As long as SCP-XXXX's jaw remains unobstructed, it is capable of vocalization (See Addendum [XXXX-001]).
Visual observation of SCP-XXXX or awareness of SCP-XXXX's verbal communication with any delay shorter than 87 seconds12 will trigger a Calvin Event. During a Calvin Event, subjects within 1 kilometer of the Point of Activation13 will begin experiencing major cognitive disorientation, primarily perceiving SCP-XXXX as a hostile mobile entity. Subjects will generally make a conscious attempt to flee SCP-XXXX.
Subjects within the Point of Activation will unconsciously attempt to recreate the damage they perceived SCP-XXXX
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
The fuck am I gonna do about the picture?
SCP-XXXX upon discovery. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Anomalous Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item is currently in use in Site 56 SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a lead-lined 5 m X 5 m X 3 m containment chamber in Site 56. Access to the chamber is limited to maintenance personnel only without written Level 3 4 permission. No non D-Class personnel is to stay inside the chamber for more than 30 minutes in a 24 hour period.
Once per week, SCP-XXXX's containment chamber is to be thoroughly cleansed. Personnel are encouraged to enter in groups of at least two. Maintenance personnel are to undergo psychiatric evaluation on a monthly basis. Personnel are to be rotated if sufficient mental distress is present.
Description: A propane tank that emits a pleasant odor when used. SCP-XXXX is an unmarked 946 liter (250 gallon) propane tank. SCP-XXXX was discovered in ████████ State Park by Agent ████████ during a search for SCP-████. Due to the nature of SCP-████'s properties, it was taken in and examined for potential SCP-████-1 infection.
Prior to 17/10/1996, SCP-XXXX exhibited no anomalous effects while inactive.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Fix yer tone and fix yer words.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Unusual population of spiders.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid (Possibly Neutralized)
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently uncontained. Until a time when SCP-XXXX can be proven neutralized, recapture of SCP-XXXX is a Theta-Level priority. Should any reports of an entity matching SCP-XXXX appear, the nearest branch of Mobile Task Force Omega-6 ("Lost and Found") is to be deployed to recapture and contain SCP-XXXX.
SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a 3 m x 3 m x 3 m containment chamber in Site 56. A D-Class personnel must be restrained to a hospital bed at all times in the middle of the room, hydrated intravenously, and fed twice per day. As long as SCP-XXXX remains in its current body, a stay of termination is granted to the restrained D-Class. Upon SCP-XXXX-1 infection, the D-Class is to be released from the bed, and another must be restrained in their place.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid entity, approximately 1.8 meters in height and 60 kilograms in weight. Examinations show that SCP-XXXX is devoid of any sort of skeletal, muscular, or nervous system.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Another dream skip, I guess.
An instance of SCP-XXXX-2. |
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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: The identification of every instance of SCP-XXXX-1 is an Epsilon-Level Priority. Embedded agents in affected areas are working to enact mandatory physical screenings to identify instances of SCP-XXXX-1. All attempts must be made to keep identified instances of SCP-XXXX-1 from leaving their respective settlements. Any means necessary are to be employed to keep the SCP-XXXX-1 populations stable.
All efforts should be made to keep the rate of violent crime in affected areas above the Aleph-Adamah Threshold. Special attention must be given to ensure that the rate of violent crime against instances of SCP-XXXX-1 remains above the Bet-Adamah Threshold. The subversion of urban restoration projects in SCP-XXXX-1 heavy areas may be enacted at the behest of the Site Director. The Foundation is working with businesses in SCP-XXXX-1 heavy areas to enact lower wages.
Affected cities are to be regularly searched for instances of SCP-XXXX-2. Instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be removed immediately upon discovery. Should more than five instances of SCP-XXXX-2 appear within a month, Mobile Task Force Theta-6 ("Witch-Hunters") may be sent in to perform Procedure-030-Zoar.
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is the collective designation for several thousand organisms currently residing in three major population centers. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 superficially resemble humans; however, all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 lack proper respiratory systems, instead possessing an small organ that oxygenates blood through a poorly understood process. SCP-XXXX-1 show a marked aversion to glass.
All major SCP-XXXX-1 populations are located within urban population centers. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 tend to settle on the Eastern side of the city. The extermination of a population of SCP-XXXX-1 will result in another spontaneously appearing within another city within 3 months.
SCP-XXXX-2 refers to graffiti appearing in cities affected by SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-2 is composed of a mixture of spray paint, seawater, and cattle blood.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Note: Write shit, then improve the shit out of it.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be contained in Storage Unit 19 in Site 56. SCP-XXXX-1 instances must remain inside opaque file folders when not undergoing testing. Infohazard-free copies of SCP-XXXX-1 are available upon request.
Mobile Task Force Theta-6 ("Witch-Hunters") is to secure all instances of SCP-XXXX-1 found outside of containment. Civilians affected by SCP-XXXX-1 are to be administered Class-B Amnestics. In cases of widespread exposure, Standard Cover Story 99 ("Gang Activity") is to be deployed.
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Areas suspected to contain instances of SCP-XXXX are to be quarantined. Mobile Task Force Beta-13 ("Rogan's Heroes") is then to be sent in to find and destroy said instance of SCP-XXXX. No personnel is allowed within areas quarantined until Mobile Task Force Beta-13 confirms either the destruction or lack of the instance.
Any civilians suspected to have encountered an SCP-XXXX instance are to be administered a Class-B amnestic and investigated, with special attention going to locations the civilian is and had previously resided. Media outlets at risk of reporting an instance of SCP-XXXX are to be shut down.
A single instance of SCP-XXXX is kept in Site-56. O5 permission is required to access its chamber.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the collective designation for various nests belonging to members of the Order Hymenoptera. SCP-XXXX instances BLAHBLAHBLAHSOMETHINGABOUTRAPIDGROWTH.
SCP-XXXX-1 is the designation of any member of the Order Hymenoptera that resides within an instance of SCP-XXXX. Instances of SCP-XXXX-1 have displayed the ability to survive in a variety of climates. Experimentation has shown instances of SCP-XXXX-1 do not need food to survive.
While an instance of either SCP-XXXX or SCP-XXXX-1 is directly observed, SCP-XXXX-1 will act however the observer believes they would normally act. This effect extends to recordings, although their actions are based on the recorder's beliefs rather than the viewers'.
In most cases, direct observation of SCP-XXXX will cause a secondary effect. With some exceptions, should any sapient being directly or indirectly observe an instance of SCP-XXXX, a new instance will appear within an area the subject is familiar with.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
WARNING
The following SCP object is a Keter-class infohazard that cannot be countered by current Foundation technology. Unauthorized personnel viewing this file will be terminated. Authorized personnel who do not wish to view this file should close their browsers at this time and submit to a superior for amnestic administration.
LEVEL 5 AUTHORIZATION REQUIRED
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: [Paragraphs explaining the procedures]
Description: SCP-XXXX is a five story building located in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Every year from January 1st to April 15th, instances of SCP-XXXX-1 enter an active state.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Mobile Task Force Rho-39 ("Midday Cowboys") is to be sent to investigate any suspected occurrences of SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a sporadically occurring phenomenon in which a large group of organisms superficially resembling Bos primigenius (cattle) will spontaneously manifest. Observation suggests SCP-XXXX occurs only in areas where the following conditions are met:
- The area in question is located on the western side of the territory it is located in.
- The area in question either qualifies as a desert or includes the word "desert" in its name.
- No occurrence of SCP-XXXX has happened within that area within the last 5 years.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
I'm fucking doing this and you can't stop me.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-1 is to be kept in a minimum-security storage locker in Site 56. On the 1st of every month, SCP-XXXX-1's appearance is to be documented.
SCP-XXXX-2's locations is to be determined as soon as possible at the start of each month. Once determined, SCP-XXXX's current location is to be secured, and the containment guidelines for the current month are to be followed. Civilians who encounter SCP-XXXX-2 are to be administered Class-B amnestics.
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, the walls of both its cells have been coated with 1 mm of titanium. A single security camera has been placed inside both cell. SCP-XXXX is to be observed as little as possible. No guards are to be stationed directly outside of SCP-XXXX's chambers.
As per the nature of SCP-XXXX, at least one part of its containment procedures must remain expunged. Therefore, [DATA EXPUNGED]
Description: SCP-XXXX is an animate wooden sculpture of a spider, 3 meters high and possessing a 10 meter leg span. Decorations similar to avian wings are painted upon the cephalothorax of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is capable of making vocalizations in the voice of a male child; however, most vocalizations are nonsensical in nature.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a Type-B humanoid containment chamber within Site 56. SCP-XXXX-1 is to be monitored at all times. Any items SCP-XXXX-1 removes from SCP-XXXX are to be confiscated immediately.
SCP-XXXX-2 is to remain behind a two-meter fence seperating it from SCP-XXXX-1.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a toybox composed of various materials. "abigail's box uv ████14" is printed on the front. SCP-XXXX is unable to be opened by anyone except SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 appears to be a female child, approximately 3 to 5 years of age. The epidermis of SCP-XXXX varies in coloration according to a geometric pattern. DNA samples taken from these areas suggest that it is composed of tissue from seven distinct individuals.
SCP-XXXX-2 is an organism superficially resembling a Velociraptor mongoliensis. SCP-XXXX-2's "skin" is composed of hardened wheat bread.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
IF YOU DON'T GET AN ANSWER BY OCT. 23, YOU'RE GOLDEN.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Information regarding the nature of SCP-XXXX is to be restricted to select personnel. Under no circumstance are researchers to divulge any information covered in Document-XXXX to other personnel without special permission from the Head Researcher.
Description: [Paragraphs explaining the description]
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Notes:
He's pretty certain he can remember her clearly, every time. Short, blonde, dressed like a hitchhiker, not much older than him.
Of course, memories lie. Most of the time she's wearing a green cardigan, but it's hard to to tell through the tears, the blood, and the underbrush. He can remember a bent leg, but it's just as easily bent to the right as to the left.
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I'm not sure if you'll ever see this. I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you to all who make the SCP Foundation a wonderful place to be.
Words
go
…
on.
Ink.
Blank leaves unblank.
…
Gave her
a spell book.
She decided our planet was wrong.
Drop. Drop. Stain. Drop. Spread.
…
Mark. Pollute. Drop. Stain.
One pastry will beget one more.
Two pastries will beget much
more.
Whale King
gave them all
life.
Darkness will fall.
Light will die
in the god's shadow.
Titan clashes with titan.
Man becomes
zero zero zero.
Brothers' home
has
truer home and vacuum than ours does.
…
…
Words.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a lightless cell manned by Automated Containment System GGM-2677, the containment system responsible for the automated care, containment, and hypothetical recapture of SCP-XXXX. Automated Containment System GGM-2677 is expected to shine a yellow light on SCP-XXXX at 00:00, 08:00, and 16:00 for a duration of 30 minutes. Aside from this, Automated Containment System GGM-2677 may decide to schedule activities for SCP-XXXX, submitted for approval at least one week in advance. Automated Containment System GGM-2677 is scheduled for maintenance on a bimonthly basis.
Following Incident GGM-2677-G, SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a Type-B Canid Containment Cell removed from Automated Containment System GGM-2677. Feeding is to be done manually for 30 minutes once every 8 hours, and activities are to be scheduled by the current head researcher.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a hairless quadrupedal entity approximately 2 meter in height and 3 meters in length. SCP-XXXX currently weighs approximately 130 kg. SCP-XXXX exudes a translucent viscous substance that is corrosive to human skin. SCP-XXXX's limbs end in pointed tips. Aside from an eye spot, SCP-XXXX lacks any noticeable facial features.
SCP-XXXX appears to posses a light-based metabolism. If SCP-XXXX's eye spot is not exposed to light between 550 and 650 nm wavelengths, it will become lethargic and gradually lose weight. If exposed to the same light for extended periods of time, SCP-XXXX will display what appear to be signs of agitation and will gradually gain weight. Currently, 90 minutes of exposure per day appears to keep SCP-XXXX at a stable weight.
SCP-XXXX's behavior is similar to that of a domestic dog. SCP-XXXX shows an aversion to humans, to the point of attempting to refuse feedings in their presence.
Addendum [XXXX-192]: Excerpt from Containment Specialist Nasser's report.
Following Incident XXXX-2A, after several months of construction, Automated Containment System GGM-2677 was successfully installed to help facilitate a better environment for SCP-XXXX. As of 22/12/2122, one month after SCP-XXXX was introduced into the cell controlled by Automated Containment System GGM-2677, SCP-XXXX appears to be more active than it had previously been, actively engaging in play with Automated Containment System GGM-2677.
Addendum: [XXXX-263]: Following Incident GGM-2677-G, SCP-XXXX has been removed from the care of Automated Containment System GGM-2677.
Background
Automated Containment System GGM-2677 is an intelligent containment system based on the late Anderson Harper's ƟU-1296. From 13/04/2129 to 19/7/2129, Automated Containment System GGM-2677 displayed troubling behavior in regards to SCP-XXXX and Dr. Rachel Levi, who at the time had been head researcher of SCP-XXXX.
Incident GGM-2677-A
On 13/04/2129, at 10:00, Automated Containment System GGM-2677 deviated from its submitted schedule and extended its artificial hand to pat SCP-XXXX on the head. Notably, this action had been scheduled at 11:30. This occasion marked the first time Automated Containment System GGM-2677 had deviated from its own schedule outside of emergencies. Due to the relatively minor nature of the deviation, no action was taken outside of an increase in observation.
Incident GGM-2677-B
On 17/05/2129, an examination of SCP-XXXX's behavior in regards to certain stimulus was performed. Although expected to end at 14:00, complications lead to the examination being prolonged. At 16:00, during an experiment regarding SCP-XXXX's response to certain sounds, Automated Containment System GGM-2677 began the standard feeding process. SCP-XXXX, having previously shown little response to the stimulus, immediately backed into the corner farthest from the sound. Dr. Levi ordered Automated Containment System GGM-2677 to cease the feeding process immediately, to which Automated Containment System GGM-2677 complied. Feeding resumed at 18:41 following the conclusion of the examination.
Incident GGM-2677-C
On 22/06/2129,