Dr. Vasiliev Senka Fox
Name: Vasiliev Fox, Senka Fox
Clearance Level: 3
Born: 07/16/1986 , 12/23/1989
Died: 06/06/2006
File:
CANCELED POSSIPLE REVIVAL
The Adventures of Detective Carmen
The year is 2086. It has been a whole century since the disaster at Chernobyl. They said that it was the worst disaster in the history of nuclear power. And… We thought it could not be any worse. God have mercy… We were wrong. In 2016 a terrorist group called ISIS sneaks it's way into the Chernobyl Exclusion zone and set bombs in the sarcophagus. And… You can figure out what happened next. The resulting fallout is blown to the west and settles over Europe. Many of the people who'd were literally shadowed by this cloud of death died in the coming months.
In the year 2050 the radiation levels are still high but low enough to warent exploration of the ruins. This is were the Foundation comes in. The SCP Foundation dispatches a rag tag group of scientists, militants, and explorers to venture into the ruins of the city of Paris in an attempt to uncover any anomalous phenomenon . This group would come to be known as "Research Team: Kappa Beta Lambda-86(KBL-86)".
Headed by a "Behavioral Analyst of Anomalous Items" Known as Doctor Vasiliev Fox. KBL-86 eventually settles into the Cathedral of the old Notre Dame of Paris.
Thirty years later in 2086, after multiple complaints of human rights abuse coming from the KBL-86 laboratory "LabX26" , Detective Carmen of the Ethics Committee has earned him self a one way trip into this hell on Earth. Will he find out the secrets of this mysterious group? Will he crack down on the scientist abusing the lives of others? Will he kick some evil ass!? Find out! When you read:
The Adventures of Detective Carmen!
Episode 1: The Fox and the Church
A man who has walked this trail many times before approaches the old cathedral. Amid the destruction of the city of Paris lies one of the last remains buildings, le Notre Dame de Paris. It's once towering structure crumbling, vines grow up the sides of the bell towers. Grape vines. Carmen has encountered them before. They seem Normal… Same taste, same color, same texture. The only difference? They are packed full of radiation.
The detective wakes out of his day dreaming, and he remembers why he is here. The Ethics Committee wanted him to investigate the reports of human abuse within the halls of this crumbling fortress of God. He begins to walk toward the grandiose wooden doors of the cathedral. His Geiger counter crackles silently, as if it were the seconds of his life, ticking away. Tick, tick, tick. In his mind he hears a voice he cannot ignore, "These walls breathe. These walls See. These walls were abandoned by God. If only they could speak. Come to me." He shudders in disturbance.
Carmen opens the door. Bright lights of neon, Yellow, Pink, Green, Blue, Red, Greet him. People are talking.
"Are you sure it will work?" One says,
"Damnit John of course it will!" Says a second.
"See that new Playboy magazine?",
"Yeah! I did! Never seen so many sluts in my life!"
Shit… he thinks. no matter how many times he has been to this place, no matter how many people are walking about, he never can get over the feeling of some evil lurking about the halls, among the great machines.
Carmen can't explain his discomfort is a truly professional way. Hell, there arn't even any scips here! This desolate church is a laboratory for the Kappa Beta Lambda-86 Research team. As far as the SCP Laboratories go, Lab 26 was prohaps the most lazy. But they clearly were doing something. They have made advancements in the past but, they never truly administered information about their developments. Lazy or not, there was some real Area-51 Bullshit going on, And the Committee sure as hell did not like it.
A Masked figure stepped out of the shadows behind the man,
"Well! Well!, Detective Carmen!"
Carmen jumped forward and turned around almost unholstering his pistol.
"Heh, Jumpy, non?" Says the figure.
Carmen breaks out of his shock,
"Uh, Good to see you again Doctor Fox." Says the detective with a feeling of anger.
"What brings you here detective? OH! How rude of me, please come come. Let us take a seat, Non? Eh, Basiliy! Fetch our guest ici du thé, si vous plaite!."
Carmen always hated Fox, from the way he breaks into French out of no where, to his pocilen Mardi Gras Mask. He never liked that mask, it's smile just seemed… strange, like it enjoyed what it saw be it, crying children, or pain, or a wedding, porn, suicide, hate. It seemed so unchanging and sinister…
Fox's lab assistant finally arrived with a cup of tea and a plate.
"Here please, enjoy your tea-… Basiliy, where is MY tea?.."
The Assistant eyes dilated. " I- I am s-so sorry please, don't-"
Fox grabbed the Assistant by the neck and stabbed him. Again and Again the knife plunged into the young mans neck. Finally Fox stopped. Blood splattered over his ty-dye tuxedo.
"Heh, Well. What pray tell did you want to know detective?"
End of Episode 1
SCP-XXXX-J
SCP#: X-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedure:
Due to the fact that SCP-X-J is not in fact a physical Object and is instead a day of the week, it is impossible to contain. However, one can avoid the effects of SCP-X-J if they simply remind themselves: "No, It is not SCP-X-J. Today is simply the prequel of Tuesday." It is advised to not speak the name of SCP-X-J.
Note: All staff are to only use the example reminder given above. Please do not attempt to find loop holes in not doing your work. I am talking to you Dr. Keith! ~ Doctor Fox
Description:
SCP-X-J is a twenty-four hour period starting after 11:59 PM on Sunday and ending before before 12:00 PM on Tuesday. Some would describe SCP-X-J as a "Cursed" Day, Much like how many tabloids would describe Friday the thirteenth. However unlike Friday the thirteenth, SCP-X-J and it's effects are very real. In the eyes of Labroatory 26, Speaking the name of SCP-X-J is like telling a Jew the name of God.
When ever the name of SCP-X-J is spoken one of the following effects will happen:
- Crippling Bordom
- Malfunctioning Office equipment
- The Coffee in the Cafeteria being too hot or too cold
- Forgeting Passwords
- Forgeting wallet
- Forgeting Car Keys in your office
- MTF Guns jamming
- Cafeteria being out of Coffee
- Large amounts of work due the next day
- Family Members dying
- Putting up with Co-Workers Bullshit
- Putting up with Bosses Bullshit
- Putting up with Corprate Meeting Bullshit
- Putting up with bullshit in general
- CI Raid
- Euclid Containment Breach
- Keter Containment Breach
And the following is a list of SCP-X-J events:
Doctor [REDACTED] Was told a paper was due on SCP-X-J | The Coffee Machine Broke and a 12 hour Corprate meeting took place |
In order to Prove that SCP-X-J Was a "Load of Bull" Dr. Keith stood on the tower of Lab 26 and screamed the name of SCP-X-J | Every Possible effect of SCP-X-J Happened almost at once |
After SCP-[REDACTED] broke out of containment and found a document on SCP-X-J, SCP-[REDACTED] Spoke the name of SCP-X-J | SCP-[REDACTED] Recived 3rd degree burns after Miss Jones threw her coffee in a panic at SCP-[REDACTED] |
Agent [REDACTED] Accidently spoke the name of SCP-X-J while enjoying a drink with a co-worker. | A CI Raid occurred. During the raid MTF weapons began Jamming and stopped working entirely. At the time SCP-173 Broke containment. |
SCP#: X
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Proceedures:
SCP-X is to be stored at Armed Research Site 86. Access to the object will be set by the Current Site Director. There is no reason to use SCP-X. SCP-X Has no spontainious Effects and poses no danger to Humanity, Infastructure, or civilization. No other Containment Procedures will be needed.
Description:
SCP-X is a Black, Plexiglass, Masqurade mask of the "Phantom" Style. The edges and eye hole rims are lined with a cloth like material that appears to be glued on. A Black Mesh has been glued to the inside of the mask over the eye hole. More disturbingly, SCP-X's Face is painted with [REDACTED] Brand Nailpolish, and is painted in the "Dead face" form. Large white X's cover the eyes, a white dot on the nose, and a painted white stich-up smile. Red [REDACTED] Brand Nailpolish "Leaks" from the masks eye hole in a crying form. This can also be seen on the fore head region. Parts of the mask appear to be drizzled with melted wax. The reason is unknown.
SCP-X was found under the catacombs of Paris France during a high school film project. The boy, [REDACTED] Renard, later committed suicide after he began to wear the mask as a joke wherever he went. After local police found the mask it was turned into Foundation custody.
SCP-X HAs a strange effect on human thought. When one wears SCP-X they will begin to black out and imagine them selfs in a sort of "Limbo". Subjects describe a Black surrounding with a white light shining down on them. After 5 minutes of exposure the subject will relaps into a depressed state and begin questioning the meaning of life. After 10 minutes of Exposure an event similar to the aurora Boreialis will appear in the subjects limbo. This is followed by a Star field appearing and subjects feeling the sensation of flight. After 25 minutes The limbo fades into a forest. The Subject then begins to feel a sense of panic and dread as visions of death and decay pop out at them. After 30 minutes Subjects become mentally unstable and begin mutalating themselves. Eventually leading to Death.
It is worth noting that Subjects Cannot take SCP-X off while in limbo. Only an outside party can. and after SCP-X is removed subjects will become paranoid for a period of about 10 hours.
SCP#: X-J
Object Class: Thaumeil
Special Containment Proceedures:
Due to the Nature of SCP-X-J, It is only required that it is stored in Containment site 19 if not being used.
Description:
SCP-X-J is a normal Cardbord box with the dimensions of 1m X 1m X 1m, with Racist and anti-Semitic "Bathroom graffiti" on the exterior of the box. SCP-X-J has a strange effect in which it is impossible to destroy. Initial discovery of anomalous effects began when Doctor Vasiliev Senka Fox attempted to sneak into the women's locker room using SCP-X-J. He was found by the women, shoved inside the box, Ducktaped, and rolled down the stairs. For two day Doxtor Fox attempted to break out of SCP-X-J by attempting to rip open the seals, using get a knife on the interior walls, and attempting to chew into the cardboard.