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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Amendments to SCP-XXXX are to be examined for potential adverse effects to reality. Should an amendment be found to have non-negligible risk, an agent acting as SCP-XXXX-A's advisor will work to alter or kill it before adoption.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the constitution of SCP-XXXX-A, a student organization at the █████████ Institute of ██████████. The members of SCP-XXXX-A have been determined to exhibit no anomalous properties outside of the influence of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX is incapable of affecting any individuals who are not considered an “active member” in its current revision.

SCP-XXXX manipulates reality to be consistent with itself. This is primarily seen in the behavior of active members, who act in accordance with their defined expectations. SCP-XXXX accomplishes this by affecting personality, behavior, and conformance to the laws of physics. When SCP-XXXX is amended, its effects change accordingly. SCP-XXXX has been observed to comply with its own legal limitations, and is unable to contradict the school's club policy or Robert's Rules of Order.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous effects stem from a statement in Section █, describing SCP-XXXX's scope. That statement is reproduced here for the purpose of illustration and is not legally binding: [REDACTED].

Addendum XXXX-A: Partial list of constitution statements and their effects during initial containment

Constitution text Effect
"Members will strive for excellence in their academic pursuits" Upon becoming an active member, students will immediately alter their lifestyle and study habits in a way that allows them to perform as well as they are capable in their classes.
"All members will show the highest regard for our ideals, those of justice, valor, and chivalry" Beginning with becoming active, members exhibited increasing preoccupation with the stated ideals, to the detriment of their ability to participate in conversation. This obsession would begin to interfere with a subject's academic performance; though continuing to do the thing where they study really, really well, a subject would ultimately only retain information which could in some way be construed to relate to their ideals.
" (…) so that members of this organization will be seen to rise higher than their peers" Members were capable of leaping ██ meters vertically.