Waffle Man
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe


SCP-XXXX-58 through SCP-XXXX-██ in their containment zone

Special Containment Procedures: A perimeter of 8km has been established around all 140 issues of SCP-XXXX and the area surrounding it is patrolled by Stationary Task Force Gamma 8 (Out of Timers), any non-Foundation personel caught attempting to breach containment are to be restrained and interrogated, afterwards they are to be administered Class-A amnestics.

Description: SCP-XXXX-1 through -140 are a group of old-fashioned english phone booths in various states of disrepair. Each of them have their year of production printed on its side, SCP-XXXX units show no anomalous qualities when not active, when activated by the insertion of any form of coin in its slot SCP-XXXX will begin exibiting its anomalous propreties. SCP-XXXX-X-X are phone catalogues that show phones active at the year in which its coresponding phone was produced. It is currently unkown how many phone numbers each instance contain (or how they are ordered since the numbers appear to be placed at random), but that number is exponantially bigger every year.

When someone utilises SCP-XXXX and calls one of the numbers in the catalogue, their call will be directed to someone from the year the booth was made. Recorded atempts show no signs of alteration to the current timeline even when presented with the revealing of future events such as:

  • Lottery results
  • Death of relatives

Moving of the booths is rendered impossible due to every booth being fixed in the ground,1 attempts have been made to fortify its location but were canceled due to raised suspicion of the inhabitants of a nearby town.

SCP-XXXX was found in ███████, UK after a local man checked into the ███████████ Mental Hospital after claiming to have talked to ████████ in a "spooky phone booth near a forest". A task force was dispatched to the area and managed to secure SCP-XXXX.

Addendum:As of 03/09/████ no more testing with SCP-XXXX is allowed-05-█