What It Means To Be Humeman 6
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Note: THIS DOCUMENT IS OUTDATED. Please see Addendum: Project Sepulchre for more information. Any discrepancies in the documentation are due to this, and expungements contain Thaumiel-Classified data unsafe for leakage.

Item #: SCP-3455

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3455 is contained in Site-120, Keter Containment Wing, Containment Unit 3. Four Scranton Reality Anchors are placed surrounding SCP-3455, creating a focus point with a geometric center directly on the subject. SCP-3455 is restrained to a reality-stabling device. Kant scanners are monitored in shifts, noting that Hume levels fluctuate most often during waking hours; this is to be expected. Psychiatric evaluations are conducted bi-weekly. While the subject has remained compliant during detainment, personnel are to expect SCP-3455 to experience acute psychological deterioration due to its anomalous effects. No testing or documentation regarding SCP-3455 is allowed in Detainment Unit 3; all records are taken externally.

Update: ██/██/0█: If the subject were to initiate a CK-Class Restructuring Scenario, the Einstein-Rosen Singularity generator (keyed to a frequency linked to a reality which has previously recorded to have undergone a K-Class scenario1) are activated, accept SCP-3455 into the singularity, and be deactivated indefinitely. The frequency used will then be blacklisted from Foundation records. See Addendum for more information.


Description: SCP-3455 is the designation of Jesse R. Mantell, a Level 5 researcher previously assigned to the testing of the object previously designated SCP-34552. Kant readings taken of SCP-3455 are uncertain due to the nature of its properties- however, it is believed to have, on average, a total of at least ███, ranking the highest measured ontokinetic entity based on hume levels.

SCP-3455 has been thus far compliant in containment procedures and testing, likely due to its former employment. SCP-3455's reality bending abilities are incredibly effective- because of this, SCP-3455 is unable to control itself properly. SCP-3455 often enters an intangible or supertangible state due to this, primarily during heightened levels of stress, and thus cannot be feasibly terminated.


Kant scanner readouts, Left taken on ██/10/0█, right on ██/17/0█

Addendum: As of ██/██/0█, data suggests that SCP-3455 will begin to exponentially increase its internal hume value. This would suggest the plausibility of a CK-Class Reconstruction Scenario event, resulting in both the death of SCP-3455 and an estimated 478% rise in hume levels surrounding the local solar system.

Dr. ███████'s note: Do not assume we are relegating SCP-3455 to the gallows. We are working diligently to decrease the Hume levels of SCP-3455. Giving him the opportunity to harness his reality-altering powers to attempt to self balance could cause just as much destruction as a "superreality" event, if not more. However, it is in all of our best interests that SCP-3455s anomalous behavior reduces, as they have previously been very beneficial to the Foundation. Mantell was one of our best and brightest. We will not give up.

Recovered Files: Project Sepulchre

  • Scranton-Locke Hume Generator: Archived copy of original Project Sepulchre Documentation.
  • Incident Report, ██/██/0█ Recovery log of SCP-3455.
  • Minutes: Dr. Harding, ██/██/1█: Ethics Committee disciplinary meeting.
  • Incident Report, ██/██/1█ Decommissioning log of SCP-3455.
  • Universe-Delta-Chorban Data collected from Hermes 8 prior to contamination.