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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard medium-security containment locker. SCP-XXXX shall not be worn by anyone, except for testing purposes. When being used in testing, subject wearing SCP-XXXX should be entirely contained in a room with padded walls and ceilings, and each wall and ceiling must be made of concrete, brick, or other solid surface that can resist the force of a human. SCP-XXXX is never to be worn outside or on any surface not entirely roofed.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a pair of ocean blue plastic swimming goggles. Any information regarding SCP-XXXX's manufacture or origin is unavailable. SCP-XXXX was discovered in ████████, Alabama on 09/17/████ after a woman alerted the authorities claiming her son was flying. The Foundation contained SCP-XXXX, and Class-B amnestics were administered to the woman, her son, and all law enforcement agents involved.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous property manifests when someone puts the goggles on. At first they appear normal, however when the wearer turns his/her head, the ground appears to shift with them, causing their eyes to always be parallel to the ground. If the wearer turns their head 90 degrees, the ground level will 'change' to whatever surface their eyes are parallel with. This usually causes the wearer to trip and fall, and if they suddenly jerk their head, even fly into the wall. If one turns their head upside down, they will fall to a ceiling. The wearer is then perfectly able to walk on a ceiling as normal. However, it has been observed that any movement is difficult while wearing SCP-XXXX as even minor movements of the wearer's head will shift the ground and trip them. Wearers' describe it as walking during an earthquake.

It is assumed that wearing SCP-XXXX outside and turning upside down will send the wearer flying into the sky and not come back down. Testing of SCP-XXXX outside is strictly prohibited.

Test Log XXXX-A1
Subject: D-48729
Date: 11/04/████
BEGIN LOG:

Researcher ████: Alright D-48729, put on the goggles please.
Subject: Goggles? Sure, whatever.
Subject equips goggles. Subject turns his head toward the door and immediately falls.
Subject: The fuck?!
Researcher: Are you okay D-48729?
Subject begins to get back up, then immediately slides across the floor to the eastern wall.
Subject: What the fuck! Why am I on the wall? Did you flip the room or something?
Subject jerks his head upwards, looking at the western wall where the one way window is located, and immediately falls forward onto the northern wall.
Subject: Oh my god!
Subject begins to scramble, trying to keep a footing, and falls around the room. Researcher is heard chuckling extremely softly.
Researcher: Okay D-4872… 729.
Researcher chuckles again.
Researcher: Can you get back to the door for me?
Subject: Yeah…
Subject sounds very irritated and scared. He glances upwards, where the door is, and falls forward into the western wall. Subject hits the glass and appears to break his nose.
Researcher: Careful! We're coming to get you.
Security Guard enters the chamber and grabs Subject, removing SCP-XXXX.
Test Concluded.

END LOG