The Exterior of SCP-XXXX.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX has been bought out by a Foundation front company, and the area has been named Site-XXXX. SCP-XXXX-1 through -3 are to be locked in the basement of SCP-XXXX, no other containment procedures are necessary. Attempts to locate PoI-6973 is not to be considered a major priority.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a large suburban house located in Comfort, Texas formerly belonging to the late PoI-6972. The house itself and the property surrounding it has several anomalous properties, including:

  • The inability to be broken into.
  • An anomalous scent which, upon contact, initiates a high associated with marijuana.
  • The manifestation of notes around the house, seemingly written by PoI-6972
  • Audio from the video "Human Blowtorch" uploaded by SSleepyy playing on any electronic device with the purpose of emitting noise.1
  • The demanifestation of SCP-XXXX-1 through -3 if brought outside SCP-XXXX's area of influence, and the subsequent manifestation inside of said area.
  • Heightened activity of SCP-3772.

SCP-XXXX-1 at rest.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a sled carved in the shape of a lion. SCP-XXXX-1's main anomaly is that it can only be operated by PoI-6973. Any person who attempts to operate SCP-XXXX-1 who isn't PoI-6973 gets forcefully ejected by an unknown force. If SCP-XXXX-1 is operated by PoI-6973, it is able to go up to 500 mph without any known form of engine or maneuvering device.

SCP-XXXX-1 cannot be moved by any means other than operation by PoI-6973, and all attempts to move it any other way has been shown to be ineffective. There is currently no way to destroy SCP-XXXX-1 in any feasible manner using anomalous and non-anomalous tools.

SCP-XXXX-2 is a black ceramic bowl. The words "I Love You, Mom" are written on the side of the bowl. Whenever any person eats any food item from SCP-XXXX-2, they will report a foul taste and spit out the food. In 100% of testing, subjects say the words "This shit tastes like ass, I want to have some salmon" after spitting out the food.

SCP-XXXX-3 is a portable charcoal grill with grass growing inside of it. SCP-XXXX-3's anomalous effects are only activated after a person eats from SCP-XXXX-2. Whenever a subject who has eaten from SCP-XXXX-2 opens SCP-XXXX-3, a smoked salmon manifests amongst the grass (SCP-XXXX-3-A). SCP-XXXX-3-A is only edible if placed on SCP-XXXX-2.

After consumption of SCP-XXXX-3-A, subjects report feeling immensely satisfied. Subjects who consume SCP-XXXX-3-A experience an extreme loss of appetite for around a day, shortly before experiencing a heavily increased appetite.

SCP-XXXX was first discovered in 2018, when a strong marijuana smell eminating from SCP-XXXX. All those who reported the smell also reported feeling high. During the winter, Foundation plants reported a sled traveling at 71 mph despite having no power source. The sled has been documented as SCP-XXXX-1.

After the passing of PoI-6972, and the successful acquisition of SCP-XXXX from PoI-6973, Foundation agents discovered SCP-XXXX-2 and SCP-XXXX-3 in the kitchen of SCP-XXXX.

The following files are addenda of


The files contained within include

  • The PoI files of PoI-6972 and PoI-6973.
  • Attempt to buy SCP-XXXX from PoI-6972.
  • Interview with PoI-6973.
  • Obituary of PoI-6972.
  • Recovered files from SCP-XXXX