Researcher Johnson!

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J

Object Class: Keter-Muccidus

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J is to be kept in Anomalous Fungi Storage in Site-███ with a glass case around it at all times with the exception of testing. All consumption is punishable by termination via drowning. High-class containment procedures are not needed due to SCP-XXXX-J's nature.


This is good meat.


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Description: SCP-XXXX-J is a disgusting creation a bag of six slices of lunch meat with a fungus growth on it (When used in verbal activity, it's described as SCP-XXXX-1 to 6) ‘`. When consumed SCP-XXXX-J appears to let out a microscopic fungi in the shape of a severed hand suspending the middle finger (From now on called SCP-XXXX-B-1). When the fungi is ingested, the human body will administer a behavior change of personnel using expletives, references to how much "Robux" they have1, and continued insults (or disses as effected personnel call them). SCP-XXXX-J appears to also administer another kind of fungus that acts as an airborne fungus that administers the same effect as SCP-XXXX-J-B-1 (When used in verbal activity, it’s described as SCP-XXXX-B-2).

If this disgusting monstrosity SCP-XXXX-J is to escape (which it does a lot for some reason…) all personnel must run for their lives and contact all Site staff to run and to blow the Site to smithereens.

Moldy Addendum: This part of the document is all moldy as of ██-██-████, eeeewwwwwww! At least I have more Robux than you, noooob!