Addendum: Testing Logs ####
SCP-#### Currently contains one hundred (100) gloves.
Test A - 11/30/19██
Subject: SCP-####-1, one (1) piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it in pencil
Procedure: SCP-####-1 was used to remove an egg from a piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it in pencil.
Results: The entire glove passed through the paper and emerged with a white chicken egg. After the egg was retrieved the paper was blank. Further analysis shows the chicken egg was unfertilized.
Analysis: SCP-#### successfully removes a physical object via an identification on the page. The user stated they are more familiar with chicken eggs, especially those used for cooking, than other types.
Test B - 12/01/19██
Subject: SCP-####-1, one (1) hammer, one (1) anvil, one (1) pair of scissors, one (1) bunsen burner, one hundred (100) ml of hydrochloric acid, ten (10) grams of [REDACTED]
Procedure: Various isolated sections of SCP-####-1 were subjected to various forms of physical trauma from the sources listed above.
Results: The gove reacted identically to each test to that of a normal latex glove.
Analysis: SCP-#### shows no increased resistance to damage over that of a regular glove made from the same material.
Test C - 1/05/19██
Subject: SCP-####-1, one (1) piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it in pencil
Procedure: SCP-####-1 was used to remove an egg from a piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it in pencil.
Results: The sections of SCP-####-1 subjected to the pair of scissors, the bunsen burner, the hydrochloric acid and plutonium 239 failed to pass through the medium. The remaining sections of the glove, however successfully passed through. After the egg was retrieved the paper was blank.
Analysis: When damaged, SCP-#### fails to function normally, however it can be locally damaged without affecting the whole.
At this point SCP-####-1, having served it’s purpose and being mostly useless, was incinerated.
SCP-#### currently consists of ninety-nine (99) gloves.
Test D - 2/06/19██
Subject: SCP-####-2, one (1) piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it in pencil
Procedure:
*SCP-####-2 will remove an egg from a piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it.
*At which point the egg will be dyed blue.
*SCP-####-2 will be used to place the egg back into the piece of paper.
Results: After the egg was dyed blue and reinserted the paper read “egg dyed blue” .
Analysis: Aspects uncommon to the original object are carried over onto paper.
Test E - 2/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-2, one (1) piece of paper with the word “blue egg” written on it.
Procedure: SCP-####-2 will assist in the removal of an egg from a piece of paper with the word “blue egg” written on it.
Results: The egg removed was entirely blue, including coloration of the outside, inside, and yolk. After removal the page was blank.
Analysis: When an adjective is unspecific a more broad application is applied.
Test F - 2/15/19██
Subject: SCP-####, one (1) piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it.
Procedure: SCP-####-2 will assist in the removal of an egg yolk from a piece of paper with the word “egg” written on it, at which point what is left on the paper will also be removed.
Results: The egg yolk was successfully removed after which the paper read “Egg sans yolk”. This was removed and was shown to be an egg with no visible damage. The egg was noticeably lighter than a normal egg. When cracked open, the yolk was missing.
Analysis: Specific parts of an item can be removed without affecting the whole.
Test G - 3/09/19██
Subject: SCP-####-2, one (1) D-Class subject with Inoperable Pancreatic Cancer, one (1) sheet of butcher paper
Procedure:** SCP-####-2 will assist in inserting the D-Class subject into the large piece of paper, at which point the cancer will be removed and set aside. The D-Class subject will afterwards be removed.
Results: The cancer was removed without any harm to the D-Class subject, at which point the paper read “D-Class subject sans cancer”. The D-Class subject said they don’t remember anything from the moment they went into the paper to the moment they came out. Further MRIs show the cancer is no longer present. The D-Class subject made a full recovery and the cancer has yet to return.
Analysis: The glove can affect living tissue without causing unspecified harm to said tissue.
Test H - 2/17/19██
Subject: SCP-####-2, one (1) piece of paper reading [REDACTED]
Procedure: SCP-####-2 will be inserted into a piece of paper reading [REDACTED], after which the user will be told to remove their hand without carrying with them any of [REDACTED].
Results: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Analysis: [DATA EXPUNGED]
SCP-#### currently consists of ninety-eight (98) gloves.
Test I - 3/09/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) Copy of “Romeo and Juliet”
Procedure: SCP-####-3 will remove an aspect of “Romeo and Juliet” and then replace it in the same spot.
Results: The poison Romeo consumed near the end of the play was removed. The remaining play was about Juliet and Romeo successfully sneaking away and live a happy life elsewhere. The object still appears before the point at which it is removed. Other copies are unaffected. When the object is replaced in the same spot the story returns to normal, word for word.
Analysis: If an item is removed from a story, said story is altered as if the item doesn't exist from that point on. The glove also only appears to be able to affect one copy at a time.
Test J - 4/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) one hundred (100) Kg Weight, one (1) large sheet paper
Procedure: The 100 Kg Weight is placed on the sheet of butcher paper which is in turn placed on the floor. SCP-####-3 is used to push it inside. At this point the butcher paper reads “100 Kg Weight”. The butcher paper is then placed on the ceiling and the weight is removed, after which the paper is blank.
Results: The weight requires very little force to be applied to push it in and remove it from the butcher paper in these orientations.
Analysis: Gravity assists in the application of force on the objects in regard to removing or pushing an object out of or into a medium.
Test K - 4/30/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) index card with a drawing of a sword with an exceptionally wide hilt.
Procedure: An attempt to remove the sword from the index car will be made.
Results:** The handle of the sword passed through the card without incident, however the hilt would not fit through the small opening.
Analysis: The medium must have a large enough aperture in order for an object to successfully go through.
Test L - 4/15/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, SCP-####-4, one (1) D-Class personnel, one (1) large sheet of butcher paper
Procedure: The D-Class personnel is to push themselves into the piece of butcher paper, at which point they will be removed.
Results: The D-Class personnel was able to successfully push themselves into the butcher paper by standing on it and placing their hand on their head. After they entered the paper it read “Jake Connor Lee” in cursive. The D-Class personnel was then retrieved from the butcher paper, unharmed. The D-Class personnel said they could not remember any moment from the time they entered the paper to the time they exited the paper.
Analysis: A user can push themselves into a medium, but require an outside source in order to be removed.
Test M - 4/19/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) D-Class personnel, one (1) large sheet of butcher paper, one (1) pencil
Procedure: The D-Class personnel is to be inserted into the butcher paper, at which point the following will be written next to their name.
“ looked around, taking in the surrounding meadow. He walked to a large tree in the center which had a sword laying next to it. He grabbed the sword and with one swift motion he cut of his hand. He didn’t feel this at all. Afterward his hand grew back. This was also painless.
The ground gave out beneath him and he fell 100 feet until he hit solid rock, at which point he broke both his legs. This was extremely painful. Everything was dark around him. He heard eerie noises and was very scared of all that was around him.
After 3 hours of this he was brought out of the hole and back to the meadow where he was greeted by a figure whose presence gave him peace. All wounds gathered on this trip, both physical and mental, were healed. He felt very happy.”
then removed from the paper and questioned.
Results: The D-Class personnel was pushed into the paper successfully. The passage was also copied successfully. The D-Class personnel was removed in an elated state and immediately questioned. For the transcript of the interview see the full documentation of Test M.
Analysis: The subject will always follow the actions written on the paper, and if any are left ambiguous they will fill it with their own mental image of the situation. Also after they were removed they retained memories they had before they were inserted into the paper.
Test N - 4/30/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper, one (1) mouse
Procedure: The mouse will be taught a certain action and then placed into the piece of paper, at which point the word “Dead” will be written before it. The mouse will then be removed and examined. The mouse will then be replaced and the word “dead” will be removed and the word “Living” will be written in it’s place. The mouse when then be removed and examined, then tested to see if it remembers the certain action it was taught previously.
Results: The mouse was conditioned to pull a lever in order to be given food then inserted into the paper without incident. After the word dead was written the mouse was removed. After examination the mouse was declared undoubtedly dead. The mouse was then inserted, the word dead was removed and replaced with the word living, at which point the mouse was removed and found to be completely unharmed. The mouse retained it’s learned ability.
Analysis: If an animal is is killed and then revived within the medium it will retain any aspects gained outside the medium.
Test O - 5/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper, one (1) mouse
Procedure: The mouse will be taught a certain action and then administered isoflurane. Afterwhich the mouse will be placed into the piece of paper, at which point the word “living” will be written before it. The mouse will then be removed and examined, then tested to see if it remembers the certain action it was taught previously.
Results: The mouse was conditioned to pull a lever in order to be given food. The mouse was put down then inserted into the paper without incident. The word dead, which had appeared upon insertion was removed and replaced with the word living, at which point the mouse was removed and found to be completely unharmed. The mouse did not retain it’s learned ability, and only appeared to retain instincts common to it’s species at it’s age.
Analysis: If an animal is is killed outside them medium and then revived within the medium it will not retain any aspects gained outside the medium.
Test P - 4/30/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) picture of a bowl of fruit.
Procedure: The bowl of will be removed from the bowl of fruit.
Results: When the bowl was removed the fruit instantly laid in a settled state, there were no intermediate frames seen, even under high speed camera.
Analysis: Any change made to the medium is done so instantly.
Test Q - 5/16/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) steel block measuring 1 cm by 5 cm by 20 cm, one (1) piece of paper
Procedure: The block will be placed into the paper, after which the description “indestructible and undeformable” will be placed next to it. The block will then be removed and tested for strength. The block will then be placed back into the paper and the “indestructible and undeformable” description will be removed and replaced with “Easily destructible”. The block will then be removed again and tested for strength.
Results: The block was inserted without incident and the adjective “indestructible” was added. The block was removed and tested. It remained unchanged after being subjected temperatures upwards of ██ ███████ degrees Kelvin and forces exceeding █████ Newtons.
The block was put back into the paper and the description “indestructible and undeformable” was removed without incident. The description “Easily destructible” was added and the block was removed. As the block was removed it fell apart into dust.
Analysis: The descriptions given to objects are, made absolutely true.
Test R - 7/5/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, three (3) blocks of wood labeled 295, one (1) piece of paper.
Procedure: The words “One block of wood that, when fully removed from this sheet of paper, will cease to exist, along with the block of wood labeled 295” will be written on the piece of paper. The user will concentrate on destroying the middle block of wood.
Results: When fully removed from the piece of paper the block of wood ceased to exist, as well as the middle block of wood. The outer two blocks of wood were unaffected.
Analysis: SCP-#### will perform the action the user is expecting, while remaining accurate to the written text. This further reinforces the idea that statements made on the paper are accurate to real life.
Test S - 6/29/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper with the word “Knowledge” written on it
Procedure: The “Knowledge” will be removed from the paper.
Results: The “Knowledge” was removed from the paper without incident in the form of a physics textbook. The book was found to be perfectly accurate in sections that could be cross referenced. It also contained some information new to the scientific community, especially pertaining to the section on gravity.
Analysis: If an abstract concept is chosen a real world equivalent will be removed. When the user doesn’t know what to expect the spaces left by ambiguity seems to be chosen at random while still remaining in the bounds of whatever is given by the text.
Test T - 6/29/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper with the word “Dr. O██████” written on it
Procedure: The “Dr. O██████” will be removed from the paper.
Results: The “Dr. O██████” was removed from the paper without incident. The actual Dr. O██████ (who was in a separate room) was unaffected. The Dr. O██████ removed from the paper was found to be a perfect copy with the following attributes.
Identical DNA.
Identical knowledge to that of the actual Dr. O██████.
Identical clothing to that of Dr. O██████.
After testing was completed the copy of Dr. Osborn was terminated.
Analysis: SCP-#### seems to be able to acquire information from sources other than the user in order to make it’s results accurate. This also reinforces the idea that the objects coming out of the medium are as they are expected. When Dr. R██████ removed Dr. O██████ from the paper he expected a copy of Dr. O██████ as he was at that time, not a younger or older version.
Test U - 7/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper with “A perpetual motion machine that will easily fit on my desk” written on it
Procedure: The resulting object will be removed from the paper and then subjected to various tests to determine whether or not it is a perpetual motion machine.
Results: The machine was removed without incident. The machine is a rotating flywheel supported by a rectangular base with a small generator attached to the side. The generator is found to be consistently putting out ████ AC. The machine cannot be moved via the flywheel and must be moved via the base or generator. No amount of force has been able to change the speed of the flywheel. Power output has not yet changed.
Analysis: In spite of the physical paradox of a perpetual motion machine, SCP-#### seems to have succeeded.
Test V - 7/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, one (1) piece of paper outlining Russell's Paradox
Procedure: The piece of paper has the following written on it.
“An index card with the type of set R is written on it, given the following. There are only two types of sets, normal and abnormal. A normal set is defined as one that does not contain itself and an abnormal set is defined as a set that does contain itself. R is a set that contains all normal sets.”
This will then be removed from the paper.
Results: When the index card was removed from the paper it read.
“Determining the set type of R using the allowed rules of set theory is impossible. If R is normal then it would contain itself, making it abnormal. However if it is abnormal it does not contain itself, making it normal.”
Analysis: It appears that SCP-#### does have limits as to what is “Impossible”. So far these limits only exist when dealing with things that are mathematically and logically impossible, as it has created objects that are physically “impossible”. If something does happen to be impossible it will explain why it in a way that the user can understand.
Test X - 7/10/19██
Subject: SCP-####-3, SCP-085
Cross Testing between these two SCP objects has been denied per order of O-5 personnel.