Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell 8x8x3 metres, furnished with standard amenities. Requests for additional furnishings may be granted by Researcher Johnson.
SCP-XXXX's cell must contain at least one (1) CCTV camera at all times.
All requests denied indefinitely. See Incident Log XXXX-a. - Researcher Johnson
Description: SCP-XXXX-1 is a human male of height 1.8m, 36 years old, of Caucasian descent. Its anatomy is non-anomalous. The object is, however, suffering from an anomalous variant of Dissociative Identity Disorder, which manifests as four (4) seven (7) fourteen (14) sixty three (63) one hundred and thirty seven (137) two hundred and seventy one (271) separate consciousnesses, designated SCP-XXXX-2-1 through -271. Each instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is separate from any other, maintaining memories, knowledge, and personality traits unique to each instance. Whilst the majority (>99%) of instances are generic, possessing basic knowledge and mundane personalities, three (3) instances have been deemed relevant to research.
SCP-XXXX-2-1: The 'primary' instance and what is thought to be the original personality of SCP-XXXX-1. This instance is in control of SCP-XXXX-1.
As of 27/02/██, this instance has been identified as psychopathic and is to be considered hostile
SCP-XXXX-2-7: Currently believed to be the most intelligent instance, possessing detailed knowledge on a wide variety of topics. An IQ test administered 19/02/██ (see Experiment Log XXXX-a) placed the instance's IQ at 146, although whether the instance's 'birth' date is to be considered the birth date of SCP-XXXX-1 or the date it first diverged from SCP-XXXX-2-1 is still under consideration.
Note: This instance is to be treated with suspicion. See Incident Log XXXX-a.//
Each personality is 'conscious' at all times, except for SCP-XXXX-2-1, which appears to be the only instance affected when SCP-XXXX-1 enters a sleep-state. Due to this, whilst awake, it can multitask to an incredible degree, by having each individual instance keep track of a task. Additionally, by breaking down a given problem into many smaller parts and having the instances process one part each, SCP-XXXX-1 can mentally solve complex problems in a matter of seconds. Analysis is undergoing to determine whether SCP-XXXX-1 could be of help to researchers.
Note: Cancelled. See Incident Log XXXX-a.
Incident Log XXXX-a
Foreword: SCP-XXXX was undergoing psychological testing for the purposes of study and identification of additional personalities. During a test of SCP-XXXX-2-1, the instance was noted to have told several lies; something not normally associated with the instance.
List of Recorded Ingredients as of 26/2/20██
Ingredient: Glass
Reaction: Unknown; subject's primary reaction was to the nitrogen in the air.
Ingredient: Nitrogen
Reaction: Subject reported constant need to sneeze, as well as eye-watering, coughing, and vomiting while in the presence of gaseous nitrogen. Testing is undergoing to see if reaction persists in presence of the element's liquid form.
Ingredient: Salt
Reaction: Unknown; subject did not come into contact with ingredient.
Ingredient: Agent ████
Reaction: Agent ████ was called to the testing chamber. D-Class reported rhinorrhea ('Runny Nose') whilst within twenty (20) metres of the Agent. Subject repeatedly sniffed, despite no change in mucus production. "Interesting… we've known the ingredients to be specific but this is the most precise it's been so far." - Dr ██████ Johnson
Ingredient: Daucus carota sativus
Reaction: No adverse effects in prescence of one (1) standard carrot. Upon consumption of ingredient, subject began to believe they were suffering anaphylactic shock, although no bodily change was visible. Subject began attempting to hold breath under the belief that their throat was swelling, and was able to choke themselves unconscious, at which point breathing resumed normally. "It seems that the subject's willpower overcame their self-preservation instincts. Further testing recommended." Dr ██████ Johnson
Ingredient: Music
Reaction: Upon music being played, subject clutched ears and yelled for the music to be turned off. Subject was under the assumption that their ears were bleeding and that their eardrums had burst when music was played. Subject returned to normal after two (2) days. Testing into how subject became allergic to abstract concept is ongoing discontinued due to recent sand related reaction.
Ingredient: Sand
Reaction: Subject immediately reported excessively itchy eyes, and began rubbing them. This continued, despite instructions to stop. Subject exclaimed that "the itching wouldn't stop" and kept rubbing until the skin around their eyes was raw, at which point Dr ██████ Johnson sedated him. "I don't think he would have stopped without being sedated, not until the skin around his eyes was [DATA EXPUNGED]. Testing discontinued." Dr ██████ Johnson
Note: It should be noted that the same subject was used for all experiments. It is possible that the extent at which the 'allergy' affects the subject increases with exposure.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is considered uncontainable. It is currently impossible to predict the movements of this SCP, although testing is ongoing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a currently unpredictable phenomenon in which an anomalous cumulonimbus cloud forms approximately 4km in altitude. The anomaly manifests by increasing water cohesion within the cloud by between 0.0055% to 5,000,000,000,000%.This then results in one of two events:
SCP-XXXX-1, in which the cloud's water forms drops approximately 10-20% larger than expected. This occurs at an approximate ~0.0055% increase in water cohesion. These drops often break up during the distance to the ground, and cause no anomalous effects.
SCP-XXXX-2, in which all of the cloud's water forms as a single drop by increasing water cohesion by five (5) trillion percent. This drop contains 524000 km3 of water, and is approximately 1 km in diameter. This thing has one hell of a drop. - Dr. █████ Auty
There appears to be no factor which decides whether the cloud causes an SCP-XXXX-1 or -2 event. There also appears to be no specific pattern determining where the cumulonimbus forms. As of 19/2/██, most events have formed over unpopulated areas or oceans. The following is a log of all recorded events and their locations, as well as casualties if applicable.
Log of Recorded Events as of 19/4/██
Date:
Location:
Event:
Casualties/Fatalities:
Date: 12/2/██
Location: Sahara Desert
Event: SCP-XXXX-2
Casualties/Fatalities: 0
Date: 4/7/██
Location: Atlantic Ocean
Event: SCP-XXXX-2
Casualties/Fatalities: 2
Note: Only detected due to presence of nearby cruise ship, HMS ███████. A wave caused by the sudden influx of more water caused two broken bones. Class A amnestics administered. - Dr █████ Auty
Date: 9/12/██
Location: , Britain
Event: SCP-XXXX-1
Casualties/Fatalities: 0
Date: 21/12/██
Location: , Russia
Event: SCP-XXXX-2
Casualties/Fatalities: 12
Note: This is the first time any fatalities have occurred. We've been lucky so far, as SCP-XXXX-2 events have only formed above uninhabited areas. Testing is undergoing to find a cause or deciding factor in the location of the event. - Dr. █████ Auty
[This is basically just a notepad thing for my portal SCP concept. I still need to flesh it out a lot.]
Euclid.
Creates portal.
First time reveals large, red plains of grass, with a red sky. Second time hears footsteps. Third time something is seen in distance. Fourth time large creature is in foreground, but not enough to be seen. Fifth and final time the portal's diameter is filled with the creature's eye. Portal's size increases (perhaps exponentially) every time it's used.
Final line:
"Testing halted. Reclassification to Keter pending." - Dr ██████ Johnson
[Once again, only a notepad. anything and everything here is subject to change.]
Concept 1:
Euclid
Prescence in room results in reversed gravity, ie containment cell requires any furnishings to be strapped to the ceiling before the SCP leaves, else they will fall.
Recovery log details retrieval after a family found the child's bedroom messed up one night. Reason for anomaly unknown.
Concept 2:
Euclid
Contact with with any art-based medium (eg sculptures, paintings, TVs, radios (as music counts)) causes SCP to become part of said medium. Sufficient damage to entry edium 'releases' SCP. Possible experiment log to find out what SCP is limited to.
[More to come.]
- Anomalous Shirt
Desc: Every time it is worn, whether or not inverted, the shirt will always appear 'inside-out'. Taking it off and making it 'inside-in' and then wearing causes it to appear 'inside-out' anyway.
Date of Recovery: 19/2/20██
Circumstances of Recovery: Agent ███████ recovered it during raid on a Chaos Insurgency facility. How the Insurgency recovered it, or why they kept it, is unknown.
Current Location: Site Director █████'s wardrobe.
- Anomalous Guinea-Pig
Desc: Standard Guinea-Pig. Appears to be able to teleport when threatened.
Date of Recovery: 7/9/20██
Circumstances of Recovery: Agent ████ recovered it after reports of, well, a teleporting Guinea-Pig.
Current Location: Site-██'s Recreational Room Unknown.
Note: "Which idiot tried to pick it up this time?!" - Dr ██████ Johnson